KJ 💞 🏴☠️
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40/He/Him
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn't it?
Nerd. 🤓
🔞I post/repost #NSFW content.
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn't it?
Nerd. 🤓
🔞I post/repost #NSFW content.
Pick a song that makes you happy.
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Pick a song that makes you happy.
I love this new storyline! 🤩
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I love this new storyline! 🤩
I only cut veggies during an earthquake to conserve energy.
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I only cut veggies during an earthquake to conserve energy.
I don’t know what’s happening right now but you rock!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I don’t know what’s happening right now but you rock!!!!
Wait a minute! Aren’t you a… is this joke overplayed yet? 😝
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Wait a minute! Aren’t you a… is this joke overplayed yet? 😝
At least like a billion raccoons big, probably way more!
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
At least like a billion raccoons big, probably way more!
This whole photo is a freaking vibe! I dig it so much!!! 🤩
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This whole photo is a freaking vibe! I dig it so much!!! 🤩
I love you but only to the extent I would help you bury a body, if you need somebody to help you move a couch make me your 12th choice.
November 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I love you but only to the extent I would help you bury a body, if you need somebody to help you move a couch make me your 12th choice.
Too self deprecating? 😅
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Too self deprecating? 😅
You’re on fire tonight! I was going to say you were on a roll, but I’m avoiding puns. 😅
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
You’re on fire tonight! I was going to say you were on a roll, but I’m avoiding puns. 😅
But they’re back, alright!
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
But they’re back, alright!
Nerd clusters will turn me into a horse 100% of the time.
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Nerd clusters will turn me into a horse 100% of the time.
I guess I’m just not squirrel enough to comprehend. 😔
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I guess I’m just not squirrel enough to comprehend. 😔
Have a wonderful night at work!
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Have a wonderful night at work!
Heck yeah! This me:
a penguin with a long tongue is surrounded by hot dogs with mustard on them
Alt: a penguin eating a constant stream hot dogs with mustard on them
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November 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Heck yeah! This me: