Shannon Sanders
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THE GREAT WHEREVER (forthcoming from Holt, summer ‘26); COMPANY, 2024 winner of the L.A.Times Book Prizes Award for First Fiction: https://www.graywolfpress.org/books/company. Mom, twin mom, lawyer, Silver Springer. She/her
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Who wants to do a DIY Halloween costume makeathon over Zoom? We can drink, help each other with ideas, and curse ourselves for not steering the kids toward something more easily store-bought. Oh but we have to do this at 10 pm, and we will be so very cranky. I’m only a little bit not kidding.
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Right, they actually love the grocery store! Much more than I do!
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Yes definitely—those are the other reasons I mentioned!! (Also bc they need to learn to plan meals and choose food??)
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Will I try my hardest to keep them from bothering other shoppers? Hell yes. Will I look super stressed out doing it? Yes. Is this still preferable to having literally zero minutes to myself all day? Most definitely also yes
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“Why do people bring all their kids with them to the grocery store?? 😤”

Among all the other reasons, consider that if I am only going to get the tiniest little bit of time to myself all day—my one wild and precious break—I might not prefer to spend it buying paper towels and sunbutter
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For the preK field trip this week there was so much interest that there are basically 2 chaperones for every 3 kids
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Developing a theory that you are most likely to see coordinated group costumes in families where the mom specifically feels pretty great about how she looks
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In the history of film and in the history of mess, I don’t think there has ever been a bigger mess than Saw IV
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It’s so important to know yourself well enough to determine whether the comfort watch you need is Clue, The Sound of Music, or the entire Saw franchise
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It’s so important to know yourself well enough to determine whether the comfort watch you need is Clue, The Sound of Music, or the entire Saw franchise
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Something tells me this is not what you’re looking for but I’m deep in the middle of my annual Saw series rewatch
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Love re-remembering every morning that a bunch of my friends (who have mortgages and tuition to pay and groceries to buy and flickering hopes of leaving their children with more than they have now) are indefinitely out of a job
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People in the DC area at 9 am every day this month: “Wow there’s like no traffic! I’m going to actually be on time! This is AMAZ—oh”
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Oh lol misunderstood yes, but ornery is not part of the standard curriculum
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But also I wonder if some of your middle child duties (keeping the peace? Brokering treaties between other siblings?) are just repackaged elder daughter stuff
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Yeah but you know it’s unusual!

A lot of the time people are like “Eldest daughters need to shut up about being eldest daughters, I’m the middle daughter and I have xyz burdens” and the burdens are all things eldest daughters almost all do. Exceptions stand out because of the rule!
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The one exception is Jana Duggar
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A girl who has 1-10 older brothers just isn’t living like us even if she does also have younger siblings, do you know what I mean
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It’s two different categories with some overlap. We mostly mean the firstborn, who is also a daughter
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So excited about this! Come see Amber Sparks (and me) on Friday 10/24 at Politics & Prose at the Wharf!
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Going on tour next week! Come say hi please don’t make me read to myself and that one guy who’s actually got earbuds in
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I love the kids! Do not get me wrong! But I literally want some time to fold their clothes!!!!
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Tomorrow I get to telework and the kids will be in school for an overlapping period of 5.75 hours. In my world that is the equivalent of a luxury cruise
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At least you had your MIL there!! I find that having at least one trusted ally in the group goes a really long way for protecting your experience
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No spoilers!! I’ll let you know!! I should be done tomorrow
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Source: I visited a bunch of book clubs for my first book and had only one notably bad experience! Also please invite me to your book club for my next book (summer 2026)!