Josh Allen is my dad
@sgriffin.bsky.social
Just a dude trying to become bluesky famous so i can quit my day job. Software engineer, Bills and Ferrari fan
Seeing government officials say to break up Amazon because of the AWS outages just again proves how tech illiterate they are, like yes Amazon sucks, but no the reason for half the internet going down yesterday is not because AWS has a monopoly
October 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Seeing government officials say to break up Amazon because of the AWS outages just again proves how tech illiterate they are, like yes Amazon sucks, but no the reason for half the internet going down yesterday is not because AWS has a monopoly
Someone being named Cal Raleigh won’t stop being funny to me
October 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Someone being named Cal Raleigh won’t stop being funny to me
Man I really wish we tried to hire Ben Johnson over the off season and fired McDermott
October 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Man I really wish we tried to hire Ben Johnson over the off season and fired McDermott
Sometimes I feel like Joe Brady really gets too cute with the playcalling man
October 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Sometimes I feel like Joe Brady really gets too cute with the playcalling man
Nothing pisses me off more on reddit than literally any /r/PeterExplainsTheJoke post
October 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Nothing pisses me off more on reddit than literally any /r/PeterExplainsTheJoke post
I need bluesky to have a dedicated account that keeps summaries of all the current drama so I can stay up to date
October 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I need bluesky to have a dedicated account that keeps summaries of all the current drama so I can stay up to date
damn it EA now i can’t buy another CFB game
September 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
damn it EA now i can’t buy another CFB game
DREW ALLAR LMAOO GO DUCKS
September 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
DREW ALLAR LMAOO GO DUCKS
My kitten loves his coffee shop
September 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My kitten loves his coffee shop
I’m picking up my kitten today that I adopted on Sunday and I’m SO excited
September 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I’m picking up my kitten today that I adopted on Sunday and I’m SO excited
Wasn’t the rapture supposed to be 20 min ago? I was looking forward to it all ending man
September 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Wasn’t the rapture supposed to be 20 min ago? I was looking forward to it all ending man
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The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
May 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
as an ex-california resident fuck gavin newsome
March 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
as an ex-california resident fuck gavin newsome
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me: good morning Killbot
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
February 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
me: good morning Killbot
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
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a screenshot of an instagram comment, repurposed as a graphic by the 33rd team, then reshared by an espn reporter, and then mirrored from twitter to bluesky by a bot. we need farm to table posts
Statement from Ravens TE Mark Andrews:
January 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
a screenshot of an instagram comment, repurposed as a graphic by the 33rd team, then reshared by an espn reporter, and then mirrored from twitter to bluesky by a bot. we need farm to table posts
i got a follow from a bot account that said they want to ban porn, is this the bluesky team’s countermeasure to the porn bots?
January 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
i got a follow from a bot account that said they want to ban porn, is this the bluesky team’s countermeasure to the porn bots?
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"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
December 19, 2024 at 9:25 PM
"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
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someBODY
once told me
luigi mangione
once told me
luigi mangione
December 11, 2024 at 2:43 AM
someBODY
once told me
luigi mangione
once told me
luigi mangione
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i recently moved back to the east coast from CA and i did not miss the whole having to rip off my clothes because it’s so hot coming in from outside part
December 2, 2024 at 2:41 PM
i recently moved back to the east coast from CA and i did not miss the whole having to rip off my clothes because it’s so hot coming in from outside part
fuck we’re really getting “Agreed?” posts like linkedin on here now
December 2, 2024 at 2:36 PM
fuck we’re really getting “Agreed?” posts like linkedin on here now
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Me: Good morning, beautiful.
My dog: *heavy, discontented sigh
My dog: *heavy, discontented sigh
November 21, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Me: Good morning, beautiful.
My dog: *heavy, discontented sigh
My dog: *heavy, discontented sigh
Telling my girlfriend we gotta adopt a cat before the tariffs raise the prices too much
November 21, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Telling my girlfriend we gotta adopt a cat before the tariffs raise the prices too much