Pyro Bob
@seraphoffire.bsky.social
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Gamer. Non-binary. Comic fanboy. Film buff. Pretend Indian. Learning Hindi. Bharatanatyam dancer in training. Amateur historian.
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faineg.bsky.social
I really wouldn’t be shining lasers at helicopters if I were you. It’s illegal and could cause an aircraft to crash - and that could kill a LOT of people, in the air and on the ground.

And the ICE goons appear to be *salivating* at the chance to claim people that they arrest were doing this:
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sharkabytes.bsky.social
What is love? What is free love?
What is love? Love is free, free
Understand, understand the concept of love
Understand, understand the concept of love 🎶

📺: Jet Set Radio Future, Smilebit, 2002 (Xbox)
A CRT TV screenshot of Jet Set Radio Future's intro with one of the skaters seen from behind and skating along a colourful city road. An action shot of another skater in a blue top and with yellow skates sailing through the air against a backdrop of a metropolis and highway Another screenie of a skater grinding along a rail alongside a street with lamposts and roof supports. A red bus can be seen at he end of the road. The JSRF title screen with the logo against more city streets.
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chelledoggo.bsky.social
all Trump has to do is repent for his years of crime, greed, hate, lust, apathy, wrath, bigotry, and deception, and then use his position of power to right as many wrongs as he possibly can with the time he has left.

but he won't.

because he's too prideful, lazy, and selfish.

and he KNOWS this.
atrupar.com
Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."
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riesonomura.bsky.social
Yuri KFC implies the existence of Yaoi Pizza Hut

I will not elaborate
seraphoffire.bsky.social
You're a master at baiting, Swift
seraphoffire.bsky.social
You just being there improves things
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mobute.bsky.social
i love all the lyrics to the sunday night football song

APE FIGHT
LAUNDRY NIGHT
TRACTOR BEAM
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swiftonsecurity.com
It's surprising how much more attractive people of the past were
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faineg.bsky.social
someone on the Internet who really wants to convince you to shine lasers at manned aircraft as a protest tactic “because they did it in Chile in 2019” is either:

1. a fascist fed, or,

2. so terminally stupid that they have become functionally indistinguishable from one
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imsarahnow.bsky.social
driving this gender respectfully except on closed roads and tracks where I can be irresponsible with it
juneever.green
driving this gender like it’s going to be repoed by the feds any minute
blahaj.rodeo
driving this gender like i stole it
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purplechrain.bsky.social
there is not a Jewish food website celebrating “classic Israeli poutine”, or Texas toast as “classic Israeli bread”, or custard tarts as a “classic Israeli dessert” or “classic Israeli gumbo. you’d think screenshots featuring countless different foods with nearly identical text would clue you in.
purplechrain.bsky.social
these are not real! they are a meme that people have made involving a bunch of different types of food! you are all expressing anger and outrage about something that *did not actually happen*
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faineg.bsky.social
if “you could kill a bunch of people and go to jail for approximately forever” isn’t a good enough reason not to shine lasers at aircraft, may I also note that it’ll be trivially easy to catch you doing it
hawaiianimages.bsky.social
There's also the fact that, assuming its night time, you are putting up a giant laser arrow to your exact location. No one interested in protesting this crap is going to be stupid enough to do this, I hope. More likely they're baiting people into trouble
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neccomimi.bsky.social
I think you guys should stop posting literal /pol/ memes about those scheming, thieving, rootless cosmopolitans who only know how to steal rather than create, to be frank. Juniper I am unsurprised by: she after all found the Bucha massacre hiLARious. The Serfs I thought were more thoughtful.
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shoutingboy.bsky.social
If I chose to invest in speculative bubbles I would simply sell before the bubble burst, maybe I’m built different
seraphoffire.bsky.social
Can't wait for the AI bubble to burst and everyone to lose tons of money
seraphoffire.bsky.social
Taylor Swift fans aren't real theyre just Taylor in a trench coat
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sailorrooscout.bsky.social
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a cancer vaccine that has shown STUNNING results, PREVENTING up to 88% of MULTIPLE aggressive cancers by harnessing dual-pathway nanoparticles that train the immune system to recognize and destroy tumor cells. In some cases, it COMPLETELY prevented metastasis.
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schnorkles.bsky.social
Listen idk if it's going to break through at all, but if I were the media and the literal POPE was lecturing me for being a lying piece of shit, I may look in the mirror for a moment.
maddow.msnbc.com
“With your patient and rigorous work, you can act as a barrier against those who, through the ancient art of lying, seek to create divisions in order to rule by dividing,” he said. “You can be a bulwark of civility against the quicksand of approximation and post-truth...”

apnews.com/article/pope...
Pope urges news agencies to stand as bulwark against lies, manipulation and post-truths
Pope Leo XIV has encouraged international news agencies to stand firm as a bulwark against the “ancient art of lying” and manipulation.
apnews.com
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drewdietsch.bsky.social
It's 1982. Disney hopes TRON will be a huge hit and a franchise kickoff. It flops.

It's 2010. Disney hopes TRON: LEGACY will be a huge hit and a franchise kickoff. It flops.

It's 2025. Disney hopes TRON: ARES will be a huge hit and a franchise kickoff. It flops.
Dr. Manhattan on Mars
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clockworklady.bsky.social
Bluesky is a place where you can post "I like pancakes" and someone will respond "WHY AREN'T DEMOCRATS DOING ANYTHING AND WHY AREN'T YOU PERSONALLY FREEING GAZA, AMERICA IS DOOMED AND THE TIDE OF BLOOD RISES" and then maybe, if you are lucky, in four hours, they will add "also why you hate waffles"