Rob
seamlessrob.bsky.social
Rob
@seamlessrob.bsky.social
Northern Ontario boy, hockey lover
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check out my new website where I list the names and addresses of everyone who has ever said something mean about me online. which doesn’t bother me by the way
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Frog on point, as usual
Frog and Toad ate many cookies, one after another.

“You know, Toad,” said Frog, with his mouth full, “I think we should stop eating. We will soon be sick.”

“You are right,” said Toad. “Let us eat one last cookie, and then we will stop.”
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I was told I'd be tired by a jury of my peers, but this is just a bunch of bros in hoodies and jeans
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Toad put the thin button in his pocket. He was very angry. He jumped up and down and screamed, “The whole world is covered in buttons, and not one of them is mine!”
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Wanna drive around and listen to The Weakerthans?
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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The US ice core research community, with international partners, has recovered valuable records of past climate from the Arctic & Antarctic since the 1950s.

Here is a sampling of cores—including 6,000,000 year old ice via NSF Center for Oldest Ice Exploration—at the NSF Ice Core Facility.
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Loved spreadsheets, got into construction because it's super satisfying to build things. 15 years ago a real estate agent I was flipping houses for called me a "construction nerd".
I leaned into my two passions and never looked back
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Off to my 2nd hour of hockey today, 6 games booked this week
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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New Orleans Is Sinking
-𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙃𝙞𝙥 🎸
#IAmFuckingCanadian🇨🇦
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The Tragically Hip - New Orleans Is Sinking
Listen to New Orleans Is Sinking on TIDAL
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November 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The older my kids get, the more they learn how to yes-and my bits
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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For real, check this out. Evil.
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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It’s been what, 6-7 years of legalized sports betting in states? Two players already arrested, countless more scandals.

What a great way to make sports worse. Was it worth it?
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Pisces: Your brain fog will lift just in time to see your mental ship dashed against some psychic rocks.
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Damn girl, what's your favourite dinosaur time? Is it cretaceous?
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Why, of all places, was Shaggy banging on the bathroom floor? That's gross.
We learned earlier he'd forgotten he'd given her an extra key, they didn't need to hide. The bathroom floor? Romance is dead
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Nobody ever talks about Neptune, the forgotten middle child of planets
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Cuomo hasn't done anything special since Pinkerton
November 5, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Just threw back a handful of shelled sunflower seeds. My local birds would be so pissed if they knew how I lived
November 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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the ghost that haunts my house keeps bragging that he can go inside the microwave while it’s on, like i care
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The best way to get adjust to the time change is to drink until 2am, like usual, then be tired all the time
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM