Jack Scrambo
@scrambojambo.bsky.social
Literally just a guy. hit me with your car
I do law stuff, begrudgingly and usually for money.
Should have been a welder
I do law stuff, begrudgingly and usually for money.
Should have been a welder
Pinned
Abolish Border Patrol.
Trump deportation agent: "I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.”
If only more Democrats in Congress were as left wing as….. BILL KRISTOL?!?!
Ryan and I would joke onset about how it was a Bittersweet Symphony
December 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Ryan and I would joke onset about how it was a Bittersweet Symphony
A Congress of 535 Luigis
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
A Congress of 535 Luigis
don’t worry if you’re feeling down, even colors are depressed
is there anything more 2025-coded than “white” being the pantone color of the year
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
don’t worry if you’re feeling down, even colors are depressed
LLM’s have been a thing for just a couple of years and already if you google any question without adding “reddit” at the end you get 20 LLM-generated “helpful websites” like this junk at the top of your results
December 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
LLM’s have been a thing for just a couple of years and already if you google any question without adding “reddit” at the end you get 20 LLM-generated “helpful websites” like this junk at the top of your results
my kingdom for a proper lesson in scoring. my poor baguettes deserve better
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
my kingdom for a proper lesson in scoring. my poor baguettes deserve better
one thing I truly hate about this regime is that it’s given originalists a SCOTUS majority, which means that even good appellate decisions go into dictionary definitions and historical grammatical construction, so they can pass muster with the dipshits on our highest court. it’s ludicrous
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
one thing I truly hate about this regime is that it’s given originalists a SCOTUS majority, which means that even good appellate decisions go into dictionary definitions and historical grammatical construction, so they can pass muster with the dipshits on our highest court. it’s ludicrous
wow shocked to learn that a trained and salaried member of one of the CIA’s Afghanistan War Crimes units shot some people.
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
wow shocked to learn that a trained and salaried member of one of the CIA’s Afghanistan War Crimes units shot some people.
this guy’s getting dunked on left and right and I love that, but can we talk about my man’s hair? I can’t figure out what’s going on up there
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
this guy’s getting dunked on left and right and I love that, but can we talk about my man’s hair? I can’t figure out what’s going on up there
this guy surely knows he’s the antichrist and is just fucking with us now
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
this guy surely knows he’s the antichrist and is just fucking with us now
if Semafor wanted to be a legitimate outlet they wouldn’t have gone with the atrocious sepia tone for everything. like I know you’re lying to me because of how hard you’re trying with the aesthetic
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
if Semafor wanted to be a legitimate outlet they wouldn’t have gone with the atrocious sepia tone for everything. like I know you’re lying to me because of how hard you’re trying with the aesthetic
YES LET’S FUCKING GO please
Jordon I beg you sue the journalist with the most receipts in sports, discovery will be incredible can’t wait to read how she and her grandpa-boyfriend text each other
Jordon I beg you sue the journalist with the most receipts in sports, discovery will be incredible can’t wait to read how she and her grandpa-boyfriend text each other
Jordon Hudson, Bill Belichick's girlfriend, says she's suing @pablo.show. It would likely be a mistake for her to do it, but it would potentially be a very entertaining case.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Bill Belichick's girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, says she's suing Pablo Torre
Jordon Hudson, the 24-year-old girlfriend of 73-year-old future Hall of Fame NFL coach (and current North Carolina coach) Bill Belichick clearly loves attention.
www.nbcsports.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
YES LET’S FUCKING GO please
Jordon I beg you sue the journalist with the most receipts in sports, discovery will be incredible can’t wait to read how she and her grandpa-boyfriend text each other
Jordon I beg you sue the journalist with the most receipts in sports, discovery will be incredible can’t wait to read how she and her grandpa-boyfriend text each other
At some point the political has to give way to the psychological wrt Israel. It’s an 80 year experiment in generational trauma, a case study in how an oppressed and abused people can become as bad as their former oppressors in just a couple generations. An abject failure in every sense.
60%+ of Israelis surveyed don't thing the abuses of Palestinian prisoners should be investigated.
84% say the IDF should get an excellent or very good grade for *moral conduct*.
62.5% say a 'terrorist' should be murdered even if they don't pose a threat.
www.israelhayom.co.il/news/geopoli...
84% say the IDF should get an excellent or very good grade for *moral conduct*.
62.5% say a 'terrorist' should be murdered even if they don't pose a threat.
www.israelhayom.co.il/news/geopoli...
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
At some point the political has to give way to the psychological wrt Israel. It’s an 80 year experiment in generational trauma, a case study in how an oppressed and abused people can become as bad as their former oppressors in just a couple generations. An abject failure in every sense.
tech losers are like “guys what’s a universal problem? that’s right your assistant is snarky to you sometimes and has their own life and material needs. plus your wife is a bitch!”
so if you have genuine relationships in your life and can book your own flights, “agentic” AI is basically pointless
so if you have genuine relationships in your life and can book your own flights, “agentic” AI is basically pointless
Good point about why AI isn't being designed to replace domestic chores or tedious manual labor. The tech billionaires pushing this stuff into art and relationships have servants; they don't need robots.
These guys have never had to do any of that kind of difficult or gross stuff so of course AI is mostly a way to address their own lack of an inner life.
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
tech losers are like “guys what’s a universal problem? that’s right your assistant is snarky to you sometimes and has their own life and material needs. plus your wife is a bitch!”
so if you have genuine relationships in your life and can book your own flights, “agentic” AI is basically pointless
so if you have genuine relationships in your life and can book your own flights, “agentic” AI is basically pointless
Trump just like me fr
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Trump just like me fr
As a generic bearded brown haired white guy my greatest fear is ever resembling JD Vance even accidentally. Luckily this man dresses and styles himself like he went from mommy straight to wife, and his wife just left him
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
As a generic bearded brown haired white guy my greatest fear is ever resembling JD Vance even accidentally. Luckily this man dresses and styles himself like he went from mommy straight to wife, and his wife just left him
Nothing Trump likes more than getting the cold shoulder from a cute charismatic guy. Drives him wild
Trump's respectful treatment of Mamdani is about to make his trash party very angry.
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Nothing Trump likes more than getting the cold shoulder from a cute charismatic guy. Drives him wild
When Nixon said this to Frost it was an era-defining admission. Now it’s just Thursday
LEAVITT: They are encouraging service members not to follow lawful orders!
REPORTER: They're talking about illegal orders
LEAVITT: They're suggesting the president has given illegal orders, which he has not. Every single order given is lawful.
REPORTER: They're talking about illegal orders
LEAVITT: They're suggesting the president has given illegal orders, which he has not. Every single order given is lawful.
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
When Nixon said this to Frost it was an era-defining admission. Now it’s just Thursday
I will not be engaging in the Rainbow Bomber Discourse except to say that all the people fighting are on the *exact same team*
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I will not be engaging in the Rainbow Bomber Discourse except to say that all the people fighting are on the *exact same team*
Clay Higgins was saying “Boo-urns”
![How Every Member Voted [on the House Epstein discharge petition]
Yes (win): 427 Total (211 Dem 216 Repub)
No: 1 Total (0 Dem 1 Repub)
Did not vote: 5 total (3 Dem 2 Repub)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zvoiwglwezmsrtzzdjn4fufw/bafkreidgw43oupdceuznxddxob4ngtcnyyktsetemtplzqqtxdhtv3fn4e@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Clay Higgins was saying “Boo-urns”
all these hyper rich freaks have cooked their brains with Elon’s Twitter to the point where they’re literally having jokes written for an audience of—charitably—about 5,000 of the dumbest, most overprivileged whiners in the world
Centrists can't even get their own, self-selected audience to follow their insane logic anymore.
bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
all these hyper rich freaks have cooked their brains with Elon’s Twitter to the point where they’re literally having jokes written for an audience of—charitably—about 5,000 of the dumbest, most overprivileged whiners in the world
anti-sodomy laws in the US were considered constitutional (and had been widely adopted) until 2003. are you dumb
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
anti-sodomy laws in the US were considered constitutional (and had been widely adopted) until 2003. are you dumb
Mathematician Alan Turing helped defeat the Axis Powers during WWII by decoding the Enigma machine, thought unbreakable. A hero.
In 1952 he was prosecuted and then chemically castrated by the British government for being gay, a crime.
He took his own life in 1954. Those damn socialists, amirite?
In 1952 he was prosecuted and then chemically castrated by the British government for being gay, a crime.
He took his own life in 1954. Those damn socialists, amirite?
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Mathematician Alan Turing helped defeat the Axis Powers during WWII by decoding the Enigma machine, thought unbreakable. A hero.
In 1952 he was prosecuted and then chemically castrated by the British government for being gay, a crime.
He took his own life in 1954. Those damn socialists, amirite?
In 1952 he was prosecuted and then chemically castrated by the British government for being gay, a crime.
He took his own life in 1954. Those damn socialists, amirite?
I dunno Keith, maybe find someone who wasn’t young enough to be your granddaughter? We are at a critical mass of nasty old creeps, not taking new applications at this time
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I dunno Keith, maybe find someone who wasn’t young enough to be your granddaughter? We are at a critical mass of nasty old creeps, not taking new applications at this time
adam friedland rest now king
Dasha Nekrasova has been fired by Gersh and from an upcoming film project for a recent episode with Christian nationalist Nick Fuentes.
Hollywood Finally Listened to Red Scare
Dasha Nekrasova has been fired by Gersh and from an upcoming film project for a recent episode with Christian nationalist Nick Fuentes.
www.vulture.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
adam friedland rest now king
Thank you for coming Dude, we’ve had some terrible news, Mr. Lebowski is in seclusion in the West Wing
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Thank you for coming Dude, we’ve had some terrible news, Mr. Lebowski is in seclusion in the West Wing