Jack Scrambo
@scrambojambo.bsky.social
Literally just a guy. hit me with your car
I do law stuff, begrudgingly and usually for money.
Should have been a welder
I do law stuff, begrudgingly and usually for money.
Should have been a welder
incredible answer. truly not telling on himself at all
December 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
incredible answer. truly not telling on himself at all
Maher absolutely sucks lol every moment he’s onscreen is just an opportunity for him to be a smug asshole. But it was a good line
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Maher absolutely sucks lol every moment he’s onscreen is just an opportunity for him to be a smug asshole. But it was a good line
Jesus Christ she moved to Malibu and thought she was writing White Oleander
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Jesus Christ she moved to Malibu and thought she was writing White Oleander
the one good line Bill Maher has ever said—and it is just the one good line—is talking about not believing in god and saying “that’s the great thing about atheism, it takes up so little of my time”
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
the one good line Bill Maher has ever said—and it is just the one good line—is talking about not believing in god and saying “that’s the great thing about atheism, it takes up so little of my time”
pack animals are prone to group dynamics, news at 10
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
pack animals are prone to group dynamics, news at 10
the thing about atheism is we don’t have to find community in it. I simply do not believe in god and do not give a fuck what some random guy who also does not believe in god does, our lack of belief in a higher power does not unite us in any meaningful way
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
the thing about atheism is we don’t have to find community in it. I simply do not believe in god and do not give a fuck what some random guy who also does not believe in god does, our lack of belief in a higher power does not unite us in any meaningful way
look at those sassy hips on shabibo
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
look at those sassy hips on shabibo
can’t teach resilience unfortunately, some of these guys are gonna have to go through some shit at some point. if they’re lucky that thing will be their gambling losses up until now, if they’re not it’s their losses yet to come, or the fallout of those losses
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
can’t teach resilience unfortunately, some of these guys are gonna have to go through some shit at some point. if they’re lucky that thing will be their gambling losses up until now, if they’re not it’s their losses yet to come, or the fallout of those losses
Even among his most diehard fans I don’t think anyone would call Dave Portnoy a “manly man.” I think even his biggest apologists would still call him a bowlegged dweeb who should take Tom Brady’s dick out of his mouth before he suffocates
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Even among his most diehard fans I don’t think anyone would call Dave Portnoy a “manly man.” I think even his biggest apologists would still call him a bowlegged dweeb who should take Tom Brady’s dick out of his mouth before he suffocates
“I thought that as a rich person surrounded almost exclusively by other rich people, I would (per standard custom) not be held accountable.”
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
“I thought that as a rich person surrounded almost exclusively by other rich people, I would (per standard custom) not be held accountable.”
all of your points are correct but we can’t be calling these people “unitarians.” Unitarians are already a thing and they’re the polar opposite of these fascists. Monarchists might be more accurate anyway
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
all of your points are correct but we can’t be calling these people “unitarians.” Unitarians are already a thing and they’re the polar opposite of these fascists. Monarchists might be more accurate anyway
Yeah, have you ever heard of prosecutorial discretion lmao
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Yeah, have you ever heard of prosecutorial discretion lmao
Bullshit. It didn’t taper off, Israel just destroyed every hospital so the only group counting bodies were the Israelis, and they lie about everything in Gaza
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Bullshit. It didn’t taper off, Israel just destroyed every hospital so the only group counting bodies were the Israelis, and they lie about everything in Gaza
no, not really. but it’s certainly something I’d expect Pete to do
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
no, not really. but it’s certainly something I’d expect Pete to do
getting a guy on “illegally recording conversations” is actually a classic way to punish police whistleblowers. cop hears some horrible shit, cop secretly records it, cop reports the behavior, cop loses job for “recording without consent.” anyway enjoy the Pete Train, choo choo lmao
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
getting a guy on “illegally recording conversations” is actually a classic way to punish police whistleblowers. cop hears some horrible shit, cop secretly records it, cop reports the behavior, cop loses job for “recording without consent.” anyway enjoy the Pete Train, choo choo lmao
I sneeze, I sneeze at that
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I sneeze, I sneeze at that
“When I look at this 33 year old woman, I see a little girl.” well I’ll be skipping the child’s prose, thanks!
December 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
“When I look at this 33 year old woman, I see a little girl.” well I’ll be skipping the child’s prose, thanks!
Every single headline about Labour is like they’re all auditioning for the US Republican Party and I really don’t understand what the fuck is going on with those morons
December 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Every single headline about Labour is like they’re all auditioning for the US Republican Party and I really don’t understand what the fuck is going on with those morons
Jesus was always God, even before he was born. He *was* before he *was begat* which is just a fun wrinkle of Catholic doctrine that makes the WH statement blasphemous
December 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Jesus was always God, even before he was born. He *was* before he *was begat* which is just a fun wrinkle of Catholic doctrine that makes the WH statement blasphemous
If anyone I knew still wore American Eagle I might give them shit but 2007 was a long time ago now
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If anyone I knew still wore American Eagle I might give them shit but 2007 was a long time ago now
“Rudolph, Dasher, Comet and the rest” oh yeah then NAME THEM
December 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
“Rudolph, Dasher, Comet and the rest” oh yeah then NAME THEM
How many actual trials has she done? Just the one that resulted in like $80 million in liability to her client? Hmmm
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
How many actual trials has she done? Just the one that resulted in like $80 million in liability to her client? Hmmm
Phenomenal. My family comes from the Azores so I prefer a heartier sopa de couve with big chunks of spicy chouriço, but both are great
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Phenomenal. My family comes from the Azores so I prefer a heartier sopa de couve with big chunks of spicy chouriço, but both are great
Paul Stanley looks like a boardwalk caricature of Paul Stanley
December 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Paul Stanley looks like a boardwalk caricature of Paul Stanley