The Cringerbread Man
@scottopotamus.bsky.social
Originally from bird land. Multiply neurodivergent haver of chronic pain. He/Him.
No, I said Crocopella. It's A Capella by Crocodiles.
December 2, 2025 at 7:00 AM
No, I said Crocopella. It's A Capella by Crocodiles.
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What’s the German word for when you eat cake with your hands & cry in the grocery store parking lot
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
What’s the German word for when you eat cake with your hands & cry in the grocery store parking lot
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they can all be bangers if you people would just lower your standards
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
they can all be bangers if you people would just lower your standards
Kegsbreath, priceless!
Too bad. I was hoping for Kegsbreath to go under! 😡💩🤡
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Kegsbreath, priceless!
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
The only reason I have Peacock is Garfield and Friends
November 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
The only reason I have Peacock is Garfield and Friends
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For 17 weeks in 1991 the entire country was held hostage by Bryan Adams. We have never recovered as a nation.
July 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
For 17 weeks in 1991 the entire country was held hostage by Bryan Adams. We have never recovered as a nation.
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My favorite ludicrous New Yorker style is that they print initialisms in full caps but acronyms (initialisms pronounced as words) in small caps, so in the days of CD-ROMs, they'd write the word like this:
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
My favorite ludicrous New Yorker style is that they print initialisms in full caps but acronyms (initialisms pronounced as words) in small caps, so in the days of CD-ROMs, they'd write the word like this:
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my algorithm keeps serving me ads for wire-free “comfort bras” and I cannot overstate how much I want wires in there. I want the structural support beams they use in bridge construction. I want to see my tits at the bottom of my vision like I have them equipped in Skyrim.
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
my algorithm keeps serving me ads for wire-free “comfort bras” and I cannot overstate how much I want wires in there. I want the structural support beams they use in bridge construction. I want to see my tits at the bottom of my vision like I have them equipped in Skyrim.
I just like how sad he looks in this picture.
ALT: A pallid, grey-haired Louis CK wearing a blue shirt while holding a microphone.
ALT: A pallid, grey-haired Louis CK wearing a blue shirt while holding a microphone.
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I just like how sad he looks in this picture.
ALT: A pallid, grey-haired Louis CK wearing a blue shirt while holding a microphone.
ALT: A pallid, grey-haired Louis CK wearing a blue shirt while holding a microphone.
How many war criminals could we fit in a 90,000 sq ft building, anyway?
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
How many war criminals could we fit in a 90,000 sq ft building, anyway?
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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"The DOD Manual is clear because the law here is clear: 'Persons who have been incapacitated by . . . shipwreck are in a helpless state, and it would be dishonorable and inhumane to make them the object of attack.'"
A Dishonorable Strike
Indulging all assumptions in favor of the administration’s boat strikes, killing helpless men is murder
www.execfunctions.org
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
"The DOD Manual is clear because the law here is clear: 'Persons who have been incapacitated by . . . shipwreck are in a helpless state, and it would be dishonorable and inhumane to make them the object of attack.'"
It's important to remember that by accepting a pardon, a turkey is admitting guilt.
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
It's important to remember that by accepting a pardon, a turkey is admitting guilt.
I'm older than the time-honored tradition whereby presidents pardon turkeys on thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I'm older than the time-honored tradition whereby presidents pardon turkeys on thanksgiving
I’ve always tried to dress smart on airplanes, but there’s no way in hell I’m doing that for this ramshackle administration.
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I’ve always tried to dress smart on airplanes, but there’s no way in hell I’m doing that for this ramshackle administration.
Sister in law: Where’s your brother?
Me: He’s in the bathroom.
SIL: Why’s he taking so long?
Me: I dunno, The Turkey Drop?
SIL: Ohhhhhhhh, The Turkey Drop.
Me: He’s in the bathroom.
SIL: Why’s he taking so long?
Me: I dunno, The Turkey Drop?
SIL: Ohhhhhhhh, The Turkey Drop.
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Sister in law: Where’s your brother?
Me: He’s in the bathroom.
SIL: Why’s he taking so long?
Me: I dunno, The Turkey Drop?
SIL: Ohhhhhhhh, The Turkey Drop.
Me: He’s in the bathroom.
SIL: Why’s he taking so long?
Me: I dunno, The Turkey Drop?
SIL: Ohhhhhhhh, The Turkey Drop.
Taco Bell would clean the fuck up if they sold dip with the cinnamon twisties
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Taco Bell would clean the fuck up if they sold dip with the cinnamon twisties
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Who wants to be my thousandth follower?
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Who wants to be my thousandth follower?
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This inanimate carbon rod…
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This inanimate carbon rod…
Here’s a blast from the fuckin’ past. This was bundled with my Acer Aspire in 1995.
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Here’s a blast from the fuckin’ past. This was bundled with my Acer Aspire in 1995.
Chihuahuas are cats that purr with their entire bodies.
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Chihuahuas are cats that purr with their entire bodies.
I woke up at 5am so I started to watch Minx on Netflix. It took me half the first episode to realize it doesn't take place in our current timeline, but rather the '70s. Not sure if it's because of sleepiness or the Trump administration.
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I woke up at 5am so I started to watch Minx on Netflix. It took me half the first episode to realize it doesn't take place in our current timeline, but rather the '70s. Not sure if it's because of sleepiness or the Trump administration.
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the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain