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scoots brodo

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I'm right about a lot of things that people have zero clue that they even know is going on

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scoots brodo @scootsbrodo.org · Jul 19

nothing better

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 16m

tw: pain, Mariners, Phoebe Bridgers, trauma, baseball

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scoots brodo @scootsbrodo.org · 1d

i wanted to post that yesterday but i received a 24 hour suspension because the woke snowflakes got offended by an old skeet i made weeks ago explaining what i want to do to george springer.

scoots brodo @scootsbrodo.org · 1d

im happy for my blue jays friends. shohei got on that jet and flew to toronto to win the championship for you guys. shame it took him so long to make good on that promise.

scoots brodo @scootsbrodo.org · 3d

(impossible to know for sure if it is but I assume they're the same video)

scoots brodo @scootsbrodo.org · 3d

can't find any photos and IG makes you log in (don't have an account) to watch the reels copy of this same video (I think it's the same)

scoots brodo @scootsbrodo.org · 3d

at the end of the day no matter how baseball goes, i got the sickest hoodie when i was in LA this summer

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scoots brodo @scootsbrodo.org · 4d

unfortunately it would be a one way ticket to hell, for me, because god would get so pissed off at how bad one of his guys got embarrassed

scoots brodo @scootsbrodo.org · 4d

canon answer to which arch angels could kick my ass or not

brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 4d

good news, the writers of the bible were big into power scaling: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hierarc...

Hierarchy of angels - Wikipedia

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scoots brodo @scootsbrodo.org · 4d

dog this is so sick

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 4d

you're wrapping up your meet-and-greet with Pope Leo XIV. as you shake his hand for the photo op, you surprise him with a Birminghamton Rumble Ponies Spicy Meatballs On-Field Cap. His Holiness accepts with grace, but you are struck with a bone-deep revelation he just asked God to send you to Hell

a red, white and green baseball hat with a meatball wearing a venetian gondolier's outfit with a big mustache. he's steering a boat of pasta in a river of marinara. this hat costs forty five dollars

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scoots brodo @scootsbrodo.org · 4d

how do they measure the power levels of the arch angels. in bible, kabbalah, etc. what are the stats on these bad boys.

scoots brodo @scootsbrodo.org · 5d

gotta go with whatever the most normal amount would be. a match length that everyone thinks "that makes sense to me"

scoots brodo @scootsbrodo.org · 5d

Keep keep kick kick

scoots brodo @scootsbrodo.org · 5d

trump dying from a hea*t a*ttck. Not me having one thinking about him eating kimchi. I apologize for the confusion

scoots brodo @scootsbrodo.org · 5d

visualizing trump eating kimchi and having a he*rt atta*k

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scoots brodo @scootsbrodo.org · 5d

canary in the cold mind....

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scoots brodo @scootsbrodo.org · 6d

감사합니다 Freddie Freeman!

scoots brodo @scootsbrodo.org · 6d

I hope the blue jays fans all had a fun night and have a nice time waking up for work in an hour and a half

scoots brodo @scootsbrodo.org · 6d

THE MARINERS ARE IN THE WORLD SERIES

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onion person @junlper.beer · 8d

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen