ScholarlyCowboy
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They could just do everything Nancy Pelosi stock tracker says or the opposite of everything Jim Cramer says. Much easier and probably better results.
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thinking about the time a cool Instagram fashion account asked me to name my favorite products and i didn't know i was supposed to name fashion products, so i said pigeon food because i like feeding pigeons and their followers were like "why the fuck do i need pigeon food for my outfit?"
The Instagram account Saint featured me. The first slide says: "Derek Guy - Dieworkwear. Derek Guy is a menswear writer who has written for The New York Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter. He also runs a menswear blog called Die, Workwear" One of the slides showing my favorite products. It's it's a big bag of Hagen pigeon food. The food is fortified with the vitamins and nutrients pigeons need. Instagram user writes: "Why tf do i need pigeon food for my outfit." I replied: "this is what i can afford to eat after spending all my money on clothes ::sad face::"
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GOP: haha kids will be kids, ah you can't hold this 40 year old lawyer accountable for loving Hitler, that's just being edgy! Gas chambers, it's just jokes people!

GOP: WHAT? YOU QUOTED CHARLIE KIRK IN A WAY THAT MADE HIM LOOK BAD AFTER HE DIED ... DEPORTATION!
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The owner of Twitter just reinstated the accounts of several Nazi who had been suspending for violating Twitter's rules about doxxing other users. Now here's another piece on Bluesky's intellectual diversity problem.
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don't let this happen to your child, buy them a copy of LUDICROUS today!

benbellabooks.com/shop/ludicro...
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one of the amazing things about the US political system is one hundred percent of it, both foreign and domestic, what are laws and who gets investigated, who pays how much tax and how that tax money gets spent, all gets decided by the least qualified, most corrupt person to ever live in the country
Trump and Bessent clarify that they will only help out Argentina as long as Milei is in power. Trump adds that the same thing goes with NYC, where the White House will hold up funds if Mamdani wins.
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tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working
Is there a bigger own goal in the last 20 years than rolling over when they went after ACORN?
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society of rapists mock a woman they brutally tortured including by filming her naked, more at 11
Israel sent back Greta Thunberg’s luggage scrawled with “Whore Greta”, an Israeli flag, and a penis.
Red suitcase scrawled with graffiti
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when all is said and done it looks reasonably likely that bin laden will have taken down not just the us but the entire west
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‼️ this is one of the reasons why the Musk shutdown of USAID broke me, like

Congress said 'we're allocating these funds to save lives'

a random asshole with too much money and unresolved bitterness about the end of Apartheid said 'no you're not'

so the funding disappeared??

and people are dying??
There's literally no reason for Congress to exist if any random freak in the presidential orbit can nullify laws and seize federal funds. All of this is plainly illegal, but Mike Johnson leads the most corrupt Congress in US history (and by a wide margin.)
White House budget director Vought plans to shut down CFPB within months, says it's no longer protecting consumers reut.rs/4qjMIyT
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Trump is upfront in saying he will use the shutdown to punish Democrats, and here are the receipts. About $27.2 billion cut from Dem districts compared to about $0.7 billion in GOP districts.
We all complain about the media, but need this type of in-depth journalism.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Trump Halts Billions in Grants for Democratic Districts During Shutdown (Gift Article)
The Trump administration has frozen or canceled nearly $28 billion primarily located in Democratic-led districts, according to an analysis by The New York Times.
www.nytimes.com
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pokemon: heres a sort of sexual ballerina monster. heres a rabbit someone might want to fuck

digimon: this monster is a female member of the human race with her tits out. you can see the shape of her pussy under her leather pants
The Christian ai slop is horrendous, and the algorithm pipes it directly into my dad’s phone.
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My point is of course petty in comparison to them asking people to staple their driver’s license to everything they type. Which is insane.
I’ll never shit on erotica, don’t read much myself, but in this finite life of ours, who the fuck has time to read erotic madlibs from the slop machine when there is an infinite pool written by actual people?
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good news, we've fixed the national debt
Paxos accidentally mints more than twice the global GDP in PayPal stablecoins

October 15, 2025
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=paxos-accidental-mint
Paxos accidentally mints more than twice the global GDP in PayPal stablecoins
Paxos, the issuer of PayPal's PYUSD stablecoin, accidentally minted 300 trillion of the supposedly dollar-pegged token. For context, this is approximately 2.5x the global GDP, and around 125x the total number of US dollars actually in circulation.
Paxos later announced that the mint was an "internal technical error", and that they had burned the excess tokens.
While PayPal promises its customers that "Reserves are held 100% in US dollar deposits, US treasuries and cash equivalents – meaning that customer funds are available for 1:1 redemption with Paxos," there clearly isn't much in the way of safeguards to ensure that is always the case. As with most stablecoin issuers, Paxos merely issues self-reported and unreviewed portfolio reports, and monthly third-party attestations (not audits) of reserves.
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I can't believe we're still talking about this

aftermath.site/hasan-piker-...
hasan ranting while his dog, kaya, attempts to leave her spot
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Vance reacts to the Young Republicans chat leak
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Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”