Mike Schiller
@schillermaphone.bsky.social
fix your hearts or die.
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everything John just said, and adding, the people doing this for WHATEVER reason are not your enemy!!! Your enemy is the shitty rich people and corporations who made flying so miserable for all of us that you give a shit about this!!!
I’m not going to pretend I haven’t seen able-bodied people grift this or any other system attempting to accommodate the disabled. I can’t do that. But disability is profoundly complex and playing “spot the cripple” is a losing game. Also the tone of this piece sucks.
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines. on.wsj.com/3N6apva
December 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
everything John just said, and adding, the people doing this for WHATEVER reason are not your enemy!!! Your enemy is the shitty rich people and corporations who made flying so miserable for all of us that you give a shit about this!!!
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Replace all Tony ROMO clues immediately #crosswords
thinking of the introverted woman who said she's never felt FOMO. she's only felt ROMO (Relief Of Missing Out)
December 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Replace all Tony ROMO clues immediately #crosswords
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Sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there.
Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
December 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there.
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A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see
October 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see
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absolutely monday pilled. i’m toil-maxxing. going drudgery mode. stumblecore. hitting my slog goals.
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
absolutely monday pilled. i’m toil-maxxing. going drudgery mode. stumblecore. hitting my slog goals.
...so the point of the iPhone "glass" update was to make everything harder to see, then?
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
...so the point of the iPhone "glass" update was to make everything harder to see, then?
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man, everyone who knows KC knows that the Westport board is racist and has been trying to push out Black business owners and patrons, but the sheer scope and depth of racism laid out here is astonishing and abominable
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
man, everyone who knows KC knows that the Westport board is racist and has been trying to push out Black business owners and patrons, but the sheer scope and depth of racism laid out here is astonishing and abominable
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I think part of What's Going On with billionaires is that the daily friction of interacting with normal people is part of what anchors people to the real world, and once you have enough money to buy your way out of the friction you can knock down a load-bearing column propping up your sanity.
December 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I think part of What's Going On with billionaires is that the daily friction of interacting with normal people is part of what anchors people to the real world, and once you have enough money to buy your way out of the friction you can knock down a load-bearing column propping up your sanity.
oh sure i fall asleep to a pearl jam tune ONE NIGHT and it ruins my entire wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
oh sure i fall asleep to a pearl jam tune ONE NIGHT and it ruins my entire wrapped
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i drive by this monstrosity several times a week. the first time i saw it my mind broke a little bit and i just started mumbling "labubu cybertruck" to myself for the rest of the drive
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i drive by this monstrosity several times a week. the first time i saw it my mind broke a little bit and i just started mumbling "labubu cybertruck" to myself for the rest of the drive
tfw you’ve been off for a week and this glorious post crosses your feed ❤️
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
tfw you’ve been off for a week and this glorious post crosses your feed ❤️
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“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
what is a mr fantasy and why is he here
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
what is a mr fantasy and why is he here
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Closest thing you'll see from me maybe ever to a personal essay about a video game vgbees.com/im-great-at-...
I'm Great At Baby Steps Because I Walk Like That In Real Life - VGBees
CW: medical talk, surgical talk, bones, car accident In late May, an uninsured Lexus driver ran a yellow light and pulled in front of me...
vgbees.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Closest thing you'll see from me maybe ever to a personal essay about a video game vgbees.com/im-great-at-...
If I leave here tomorrow…
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If I leave here tomorrow…
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*looks directly at camera*
Not two weeks after a democratic socialist is elected mayor of New York City, 86 Democratic House members vote to 'condemn socialism.'
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
*looks directly at camera*
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If a man points in a woman's face and says "Quiet piggy" you say something about it... You stand up and you say "What the fuck did you just say?" www.welcometohellworld.com/the-love-we-...
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
If a man points in a woman's face and says "Quiet piggy" you say something about it... You stand up and you say "What the fuck did you just say?" www.welcometohellworld.com/the-love-we-...
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
Sleep Now in the Fire. God that song rips.
Without saying Bulls on Parade, fav Rage Against the Machine song?
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Sleep Now in the Fire. God that song rips.