Schatzi Page
@schatzipage.bsky.social
Still an ancient astronaut theorist.
What can I say, I love my job.
What can I say, I love my job.
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You ever think the guy with the Tiny Desk just wants to get back to work?
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
You ever think the guy with the Tiny Desk just wants to get back to work?
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The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
37-year-old quit her $390,000 Google job after saving up $1.5 million—see the 'no buy checklist' that helps her spend less
She left a $390,000-a-year job and now uses a simple set of rules to make her savings last in Switzerland.
www.cnbc.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
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I named my fists John and Cage because you're not going to be doing anything for the next four minutes and thirty three seconds
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I named my fists John and Cage because you're not going to be doing anything for the next four minutes and thirty three seconds
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I know who's *not* going to jail for war crimes. This guy!
They fired him on Aug 22nd.
Boat strikes started September 1st.
I wonder why they fired him? And fired all the Judge Advocates General?
They fired him on Aug 22nd.
Boat strikes started September 1st.
I wonder why they fired him? And fired all the Judge Advocates General?
Admiral Milton Sands III is a highly decorated Navy SEAL and was commander of the Naval Special Warfare Command. Basically, he was the final boss of the Navy SEALS.
He just got fired.
Listen to the respect and humility with which he and his soldiers talk about African and European military allies.
He just got fired.
Listen to the respect and humility with which he and his soldiers talk about African and European military allies.
U.S. Army Colonel's Shocking Revelation: What He Said About Flintlock Will Surprise You!
YouTube video by Defense Now
m.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I know who's *not* going to jail for war crimes. This guy!
They fired him on Aug 22nd.
Boat strikes started September 1st.
I wonder why they fired him? And fired all the Judge Advocates General?
They fired him on Aug 22nd.
Boat strikes started September 1st.
I wonder why they fired him? And fired all the Judge Advocates General?
Which is better/scarier: Annabelle or The Nun?
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Which is better/scarier: Annabelle or The Nun?
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For my Chicago neighbors, here's the petition to sign to oppose the delivery robots: nosidewalkbots.org
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
For my Chicago neighbors, here's the petition to sign to oppose the delivery robots: nosidewalkbots.org
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Hey US & UK friends! Wanna buy books & comics for Cyber Monday but don’t want to support Big Corpos?
Try Bookshop dot org! Part of every $ goes directly to indie bookstores! 📚
I made a ton of booklists for comics—must-reads, starter packs for kids & teens, and more!
bookshop.org/shop/johanna...
Try Bookshop dot org! Part of every $ goes directly to indie bookstores! 📚
I made a ton of booklists for comics—must-reads, starter packs for kids & teens, and more!
bookshop.org/shop/johanna...
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Hey US & UK friends! Wanna buy books & comics for Cyber Monday but don’t want to support Big Corpos?
Try Bookshop dot org! Part of every $ goes directly to indie bookstores! 📚
I made a ton of booklists for comics—must-reads, starter packs for kids & teens, and more!
bookshop.org/shop/johanna...
Try Bookshop dot org! Part of every $ goes directly to indie bookstores! 📚
I made a ton of booklists for comics—must-reads, starter packs for kids & teens, and more!
bookshop.org/shop/johanna...
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Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
I wonder what it’s like to have a trustworthy clutch goalie
November 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I wonder what it’s like to have a trustworthy clutch goalie
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when the edibles hit after you complained they weren't working it's called the hempire strikes back
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
when the edibles hit after you complained they weren't working it's called the hempire strikes back
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Happy birthday to the Queen Mother of Punk Rock.
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Happy birthday to the Queen Mother of Punk Rock.
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few things make me feel more chicago than trudging through the snow for a beer in a dive bar
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
few things make me feel more chicago than trudging through the snow for a beer in a dive bar
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Remember 6 weeks ago when Admiral Alvin Holsey, head of the U.S. military’s southern command, abruptly decided to retire?
Makes me think at least one top-ranking officer knows what a war crime is.
Makes me think at least one top-ranking officer knows what a war crime is.
US admiral to retire amid military strikes in Caribbean and tensions with Venezuela
Alvin Holsey just took over the US southern command late last year for a position that normally lasts three years
www.theguardian.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Remember 6 weeks ago when Admiral Alvin Holsey, head of the U.S. military’s southern command, abruptly decided to retire?
Makes me think at least one top-ranking officer knows what a war crime is.
Makes me think at least one top-ranking officer knows what a war crime is.
2nd time I had no idea we were on the powerplay this game.
They have played for 15 minutes.
They have played for 15 minutes.
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
2nd time I had no idea we were on the powerplay this game.
They have played for 15 minutes.
They have played for 15 minutes.
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ACAB means ACAB
Federal immigration enforcement officials called off a planned raid on Canal Street today shortly before it was slated to begin.
New Yorkers who heard about the raid showed up at the garage where the feds had gathered, and as federal agents tried to leave, the NYPD cleared the way for them.
New Yorkers who heard about the raid showed up at the garage where the feds had gathered, and as federal agents tried to leave, the NYPD cleared the way for them.
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
ACAB means ACAB
The neighborhood Small Business Saturday trolley main stop is at the end of my street and I swear it’s like a fricken Hallmark Movie outside my window while I listen to jazz and watch the snow come down.
A couple carrying a Christmas tree! In the snow! In real life!
A couple carrying a Christmas tree! In the snow! In real life!
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The neighborhood Small Business Saturday trolley main stop is at the end of my street and I swear it’s like a fricken Hallmark Movie outside my window while I listen to jazz and watch the snow come down.
A couple carrying a Christmas tree! In the snow! In real life!
A couple carrying a Christmas tree! In the snow! In real life!
Okay, friends—I’m a Switch player who is curious where they should start with PlayStation. I like to play on my tv and I’m open to getting an older model if it means it’s substantially cheaper.
Input please!
Input please!
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Okay, friends—I’m a Switch player who is curious where they should start with PlayStation. I like to play on my tv and I’m open to getting an older model if it means it’s substantially cheaper.
Input please!
Input please!
Well I have my groceries and leftovers and fresh edibles, let’s get this weekend started and pretend that game didn’t happen
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Well I have my groceries and leftovers and fresh edibles, let’s get this weekend started and pretend that game didn’t happen