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Schatzi Page

@schatzipage.bsky.social

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Still an ancient astronaut theorist. What can I say, I love my job.

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Meryl Streep Fighter @baileysanz.bsky.social · 10h

Is Chicago naming a snow plow again this year? Because I’m going to get ahead of it and suggest Fuck Ice

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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 4h

Ice: I think I saw Antifa’s girlfriend do it first

Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 5h

EVERYBODY,THE FRENCH GOT IT OUT OF THEIR STORAGE POD FOR US

A Smithsonian article about the last guillotine used in France going on display

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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 6h

As far as types go, that’s a mighty fine one to have

Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 6h

What did I just see

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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 8h

LOVE IT!!!

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SinnamonS @sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 15h

D’Angelo Rest easy handsome King 👑❤️🙏🏽

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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 15h

So do we have to give up 5 of ours for every one of theirs?

That doesn’t seem fair.

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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1d

Six words to cheer up Chicagoans: Mike Madigan reports to federal prison.

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Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 1d

Leafs did too!

MURICA.

Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 1d

Dammit!

Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 1d

McConnell?

Schatzi Page @schatzipage.bsky.social · 1d

I signed up for the Zoom neighborhood training tonight and couldn’t get in—if you want to know how we feel about “aggressive” alders.

As in, YES MORE PLEASE

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smitten kitchen @smittenkitchen.bsky.social · 1d

I think we deserve cake, a spiced, dreamy, single-layer cozy cake with a generous swoosh of cinnamon cream cheese frosting on top just because it's raining and everyone wants more reasons to stay home.

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