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Still an ancient astronaut theorist.
What can I say, I love my job.
Second wind baby
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Happy Green Wednesday to those who observe
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
So it’s a documentary then?
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
“Daddy daddy if you could only see,
Just how good he’s been treating me,
You’d give us your blessing right nowwwww
Because we are in love…”
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Brandon Hagel would be so good on the Red Wings
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Exhibit A: track listing
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
With the Red Wings at the top of the Atlantic and the Grand Rapids Griffins the only undefeated team in pro hockey at the moment, sure is funny how people aren’t making fun of the Yzerplan lately.
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Btw these are the most delicious things I’ve discovered this year

And they’re vegan, my veg friends
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
My friend took these last night on her way home to MN
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Sidebar but when I got here last night I ordered room service and the kid who delivered it looked like a hot Luigi.
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 AM
So Midwestern. #ope #letmesqueezebyyou
November 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If you see this, post 4 female characters you love
October 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I have no words.
October 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
October 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Ahhh it’s fine I’m going to watch SVU and Organized Crime (my stories)
October 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A Poem, in two stanzas
October 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Hahahhaha
October 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I call these my David Lee Roth house pants. #Panama
October 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
NO KINGS GO WINGS
October 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
October 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM