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Bee activist, Caps Fan, semi-competent immigration lawyer (removal defense). SKEETS ARE NOT LEGAL ADVICE
Letterboxd for movie takes: https://boxd.it/2Ere9
Letterboxd for movie takes: https://boxd.it/2Ere9
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
“O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou has no name to be known by, let us call thee devil....O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!”
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
“O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou has no name to be known by, let us call thee devil....O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!”
Joe B: the Caps get to escape the cold snap tonight, driving down I-95 to Florida
Locker: the Stygian swamps often call to me with luminous balls of fire Joe, beseeching me to lie facedown in the decay
Locker: the Stygian swamps often call to me with luminous balls of fire Joe, beseeching me to lie facedown in the decay
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Joe B: the Caps get to escape the cold snap tonight, driving down I-95 to Florida
Locker: the Stygian swamps often call to me with luminous balls of fire Joe, beseeching me to lie facedown in the decay
Locker: the Stygian swamps often call to me with luminous balls of fire Joe, beseeching me to lie facedown in the decay
You’re in her DMs, I’ve hired a priest who is having a crisis of faith and an expert from the Vatican to perform an exorcism on her daughter
You're in her DMs, I've built a teleporter in her shed and now I'm halfway through an excruciating transformation into an insect being
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
You’re in her DMs, I’ve hired a priest who is having a crisis of faith and an expert from the Vatican to perform an exorcism on her daughter
Lmao, Joe B being horny on main, camera shows a guy dressed as Batman sitting next to an attractive young woman while he says “good to see Batman keeping such good company”
November 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Lmao, Joe B being horny on main, camera shows a guy dressed as Batman sitting next to an attractive young woman while he says “good to see Batman keeping such good company”
Don’t use the drive thru if you have questions about the menu
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Don’t use the drive thru if you have questions about the menu
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I have been made aware of a Japanese cartoon man named “Vegeta.”
He screams himself into godhood, his hair achieving ever more operatic configurations. I confess — I admire him. Here is a creature who refuses the tyranny of restraint, who becomes incandescent through effort and rage.
He screams himself into godhood, his hair achieving ever more operatic configurations. I confess — I admire him. Here is a creature who refuses the tyranny of restraint, who becomes incandescent through effort and rage.
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I have been made aware of a Japanese cartoon man named “Vegeta.”
He screams himself into godhood, his hair achieving ever more operatic configurations. I confess — I admire him. Here is a creature who refuses the tyranny of restraint, who becomes incandescent through effort and rage.
He screams himself into godhood, his hair achieving ever more operatic configurations. I confess — I admire him. Here is a creature who refuses the tyranny of restraint, who becomes incandescent through effort and rage.
Iiii’m Sarah Koenig, and this…is Serial
Twin Peaks: Donna and Maddy playing a tape recording made by Laura.
October 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Iiii’m Sarah Koenig, and this…is Serial
🎶 is this team good, or is it bad, it’s impossible to tell, that’s Washington Capitals hockeyyyy🎶
October 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
🎶 is this team good, or is it bad, it’s impossible to tell, that’s Washington Capitals hockeyyyy🎶
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Tupac Shakur and Jada Pinkett in an ad for Mondawmin Mall in Baltimore, 1987.
October 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Tupac Shakur and Jada Pinkett in an ad for Mondawmin Mall in Baltimore, 1987.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
That UVA safety got me screaming at my teevee like Patrick Roy trying to fight Chris Osgood
October 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
That UVA safety got me screaming at my teevee like Patrick Roy trying to fight Chris Osgood
The one thing I miss from the other place is the access to behind the scenes Caps videos, I have not yet been able to determine what manner of creature/gremlin these new boys are
October 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The one thing I miss from the other place is the access to behind the scenes Caps videos, I have not yet been able to determine what manner of creature/gremlin these new boys are
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Oppenheimer (2023)
October 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Oppenheimer (2023)
Minority Report (2002)
Dir.: S. Spielberg
Dir.: S. Spielberg
October 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Minority Report (2002)
Dir.: S. Spielberg
Dir.: S. Spielberg
Joe B: Welcome tonight everyone to a very exciting opening night for the Capitals here in Capital One Arena, Locker there are a lot of storyline to look forward to this year
Locker: that's right Joe, the biggest of which is the dark being living below the Gallery Place/Chinatown Metro Station
Locker: that's right Joe, the biggest of which is the dark being living below the Gallery Place/Chinatown Metro Station
October 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Joe B: Welcome tonight everyone to a very exciting opening night for the Capitals here in Capital One Arena, Locker there are a lot of storyline to look forward to this year
Locker: that's right Joe, the biggest of which is the dark being living below the Gallery Place/Chinatown Metro Station
Locker: that's right Joe, the biggest of which is the dark being living below the Gallery Place/Chinatown Metro Station
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Logan Thompson debuts new "Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian" themed mask
Logan Thompson debuts new ‘Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian’ themed mask
Logan Thompson is back with an epic new mask for the 2025-26 NHL season. While skating at day two of the Washington…
russianmachineneverbreaks.com
September 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Logan Thompson debuts new "Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian" themed mask
I mean, I’m a sucker for following a trend but annoyingly choosing the sport no one else is using but these are some great hockey boys
September 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I mean, I’m a sucker for following a trend but annoyingly choosing the sport no one else is using but these are some great hockey boys
When I look straight down the barrel on my leaf blower
August 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
When I look straight down the barrel on my leaf blower
No real comment on this story other than to say seeing “Satan Jr.” in a headline is funny
A handful of Capitals prospect updates, as the team lost rights to prospect Brent Johnson and saw him leave for the Penguins organization. Meanwhile, Miroslav Satan Jr. is headed to the OHL.
Capitals Prospect Updates: Team Loses Rights To Johnson, Satan Jr. To OHL
The Washington Capitals got some important prospect updates over the last couple of weeks, losing the rights to one while seeing another take a key step on his journey.
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August 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
No real comment on this story other than to say seeing “Satan Jr.” in a headline is funny
Increasing levels of sickos:
That’s right Ligue 1 is back!
That’s right Ligue 1 is back!
That's right: Bundesliga is back!
That’s right: Serie A is back!
August 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Increasing levels of sickos:
That’s right Ligue 1 is back!
That’s right Ligue 1 is back!
The dictionary is a blankie confirmed?
The SPEAKER implies.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
August 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The dictionary is a blankie confirmed?