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Bee activist, Caps Fan, semi-competent immigration lawyer (removal defense). SKEETS ARE NOT LEGAL ADVICE
Letterboxd for movie takes: https://boxd.it/2Ere9
Letterboxd for movie takes: https://boxd.it/2Ere9
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
I mean, I’m a sucker for following a trend but annoyingly choosing the sport no one else is using but these are some great hockey boys
September 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I mean, I’m a sucker for following a trend but annoyingly choosing the sport no one else is using but these are some great hockey boys
Hell yeah frater
August 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Hell yeah frater
Post a non-religious gif you think is holy
August 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Post a non-religious gif you think is holy
Every Halloween baby
July 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Every Halloween baby
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
July 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
I have so many stupid hockey related screen grabs
June 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I have so many stupid hockey related screen grabs
Screaming into the void about my hockey team again
May 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Screaming into the void about my hockey team again
If we’re going cryptids, gotta be Maryland’s own Snallygaster, you can have wings and calamari from the same animal!
May 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If we’re going cryptids, gotta be Maryland’s own Snallygaster, you can have wings and calamari from the same animal!
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
E Z P Z
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
E Z P Z
April 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
E Z P Z
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
E Z P Z
Dune 2 wins the technical Oscars!
March 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Dune 2 wins the technical Oscars!
Alexandria City Public Schools history and civics classes connecting neurons into brain heartlanders have never even heard of
February 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Alexandria City Public Schools history and civics classes connecting neurons into brain heartlanders have never even heard of
I feel like a new Édith Piaf album is such monumental news it shouldn’t just be broken by a Spotify alert, given she’s been dead for more than 60 years
February 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I feel like a new Édith Piaf album is such monumental news it shouldn’t just be broken by a Spotify alert, given she’s been dead for more than 60 years
Given today’s news, here is some advice for people thinking about watching a David Lynch movie or two that are worried about “understanding” the movie: don’t try to understand it, just vibe, vibes are king
January 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Given today’s news, here is some advice for people thinking about watching a David Lynch movie or two that are worried about “understanding” the movie: don’t try to understand it, just vibe, vibes are king
Washington capitals game day
December 12, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Washington capitals game day
Washington Capitals game day
December 3, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Washington Capitals game day
Capitals game day
November 28, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Capitals game day
Caps game day sans Alex Ovechkin, but au moins PLD vient de marquer
November 22, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Caps game day sans Alex Ovechkin, but au moins PLD vient de marquer
Caps game day babyyy
November 19, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Caps game day babyyy
It’s a Washington Capitals game day boys and girls and babes
November 17, 2024 at 11:33 PM
It’s a Washington Capitals game day boys and girls and babes