Scott
@scarvis.bsky.social
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He/him. Chicago. Big fan of (non-5e) TTRPGs. Certified hater of Vancian magic. Trans Lives Matter, Black Lives Matter, Free Gaza, Fuck AI.
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scarvis.bsky.social
Each time the wearer evades death they come out a little more serpent-like than before.
scarvis.bsky.social
Day 11: Scales of the God Serpent. Tier 3 Armor. A suit of dull grayish green scalemail. If one is killed while wearing the suit, they shed their skin like a snake and emerge fully healed. The armor is permanently downgraded one tier. #MÖRKTOBER #MÖRKBORG #TTRPG ⬇️
scarvis.bsky.social
Day 10: Executioner Beetle. A huge, horse sized burrowing beetle. Scythelike mandibles excel at taking heads clean off. Used as mounts by ghoul knights.
HP 12 Morale 9 Exoskeleton -d6 Scything Mandibles d12
Special: On a crit or max damage DR 12 TGH test or be beheaded.
#MÖRKTOBER #MÖRKBORG #TTRPG
scarvis.bsky.social
Day 9: Thorn - Rot Vine Nettles - Thorns from a Rot Vine; a ropey fungus that grows in the Rot. If brewed into a tea, it adds resistance to rot. If mixed with alcohol it becomes a powerful acid. #MÖRKTOBER #MÖRKBORG #TTRPG
scarvis.bsky.social
Oh lol that’s funny! I am extremely unfamiliar with that restaurant so mg only association with them is nightmare gravy so seems like a risky gambit lol
scarvis.bsky.social
I want to be clear, I was joking, the clear ‘gravy’ looks like a nightmare lol. I’m a man who loves a gravy, and I’m not sure what that is but gravy it is not. It seems like some sort of horrible, thick water.
scarvis.bsky.social
Or has science not gone too far enough??
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jellymuppet.bsky.social
Good heavens and lord this map by @salvaterra.bsky.social for Doomspiral honestly rips. Never been so happy to have such an absurd art piece at the centre of @nickspence.bsky.social and I's game.
scarvis.bsky.social
I don’t know about you, but I love a translucent yet greasy gravy. Yum!
scarvis.bsky.social
I’m a MODOC (Mental Organism Designed Only for Chores). Aka I took adderal and am cleaning every object and surface in my house.
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chaoskat.bsky.social
Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.
unraveledpress.com
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
scarvis.bsky.social
Truly no hell hot enough.
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voxparlour.bsky.social
Castle Draculas: everyone plays a different kind of dracula (magic, sporty, silly, nerdy). You're moving into a new castle but all 13 floors are occupied by Van Helsings of all different varieties
scarvis.bsky.social
But I did like the first book a lot. As someone who wasn’t super into like appendix n stuff it was really cool to see all the stuff that made into DnD so directly.
scarvis.bsky.social
Yeah that’s true! I think I’m (maybe unfairly) biased against anything happening in a dream realm so I was pre-annoyed. But I liked the beginning and end, and I probably would’ve read at least one more if the book wasn’t due back at the library.
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eric-reinhart.com
I don’t know how any honest observer of what’s happening in Chicago—or at least any observer who has any historical knowledge—can keep claiming that we are not now living under fascism in America.
scarvis.bsky.social
I tried doing that last year but I barely got through the Fortress of the Pearl and decided, “Nah, I’m good.” What a slog.
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creativewronging.bsky.social
#MORKtober 5: Stain

"Soup's up!"

🎲 #OSR #MörkBORG
🎨: @jnb.art
#MORKtober 2025 Day 5- Stain:

White zine page with black art of a shirtless person looking into their reflection in a body of water (by Jaen Nighly Butler @jnb.art ). Black & red text reads: "The Remains of St. Rhyzan. Liquified & martyred, it is said St. Rhyzan sometimes appears reflected in spilled blood. If you're fortunate enough to see Her, adding your own blood restores 1 Omen per 3 HP sacrificed. Aiming to feed a nigh-infinite supply if orphans in a dying world was thought a fool's errand. To that end, St. Rhyzan mixed herself into a perpetual stew, which has not emptied to this day- thanks to diligent monks & the generous donations of scum like you."
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littletunny.bsky.social
The only kind of climate change I can approve of 😌
Two big red cats circle a terrified hog encased in ice. The cat's tails are flames and melt the ice partially, exposing some pig butt and giving it a singe. "Uh-oh Step-Pig, I'm Stuck...!" ok I made the joke for you so you don't have to. Hot ham smoke emits from the pig and spells "BECOME AN" and melted ice on the bottom spells "ICE-FREE ZONE"
scarvis.bsky.social
That whole pack is great but I really really love this one!
scarvis.bsky.social
I also love the Immortal reference. It’s like one of those games that people don’t really talk about and it was so buck wild.
scarvis.bsky.social
Haha this rules, I love it so much!