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Scott
@scarvis.bsky.social
He/him. Chicago. Big fan of (non-5e) TTRPGs. Certified hater of Vancian magic.

Trans Lives Matter, Black Lives Matter, Free Gaza, Fuck AI.
From our CoC game tonight: Wife guy in the streets, ghoul guy in the sheets.
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This is one of those rare treats that truly gets funnier the more you look at it.
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’ve been in Chicago and just recently got my first pair of boots. Timely purchase!
December 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I don’t think there’s a profession I respect less than economist.
Shut up and play the hits
December 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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I named my fists DUNGEONS and DRAGONS because there are many other fists, most of which are more suitable for whatever you want them to do.
I named my fists Master and Commander, because together they’re gonna send you to the far side of the world.
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Let’s get this over the finish line!!
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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he has an axe
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It really is only a matter of time before Hasbro gets a metal gear
the only way tabletop roleplaying games can exist safely and outside of the grasp of the world government is through the acquisition of a nuclear ICBM and a mobile delivery platform capable of arbitrary global force projection.
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I have a feeling I already know, but @profanity.accountant
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This is a very good read all around but the line, “An OSR is when you get mad about hexcrawls, but for really particular reasons,” really spoke to me the most.
I have written a new blog about what an OSR is. I am told there is a lot of discourse about this, but am confident that this should settle the matter once and for all.

thegardenbelow.blot.im/what-is-an-osr
What is an OSR? - The Garden Below
a post about not knowing what the OSR is.
thegardenbelow.blot.im
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This is why the guillotine was invented.
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Sometimes when I’m feeling down on myself I’ll think, “I’m a stupid idiot,” but then I’ll read something like this and realize that even if I AM a stupid idiot, I’m not this deeply stupid.
Amazing. Absolutely fucking amazing.
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Hey @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team please unsuspend Goran immediately.

Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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@safety.bsky.app @moderation.bsky.app

Unban Goran & unban Link!

The specific targeting of people who use their large platforms to boost the fundraising efforts of marginalized POCs & Palestinians reveals a great ugliness at the core of this site's moderation, markedly at odds with its marketing
Hey @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team please unsuspend Goran immediately.

Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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If Goran got suspended for the reason I think (sharing Palestinian accounts looking for help from a genocide) this place needs to clean house of their moderation. It’s been pretty obvious they are cut from the same mold of tech rotted, socially bankrupt nerd that has ruined every other place.
Bluesky suspended Goran Gligovic, the guy that makes nice art. Jesus fucking Christ Bluesky
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It’s called mouthbrooding and your teen might be doing it right now
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I think about ttrpgs a lot, and sometimes I think I'd like to make a game, but then I remember I'd have to come up with so much tedious shit and lose all interest. Like, fuck, I don't want to write rules for overland travel and swimming and shit. But, I'm gonna spitball for a sec, so I'm sorry.
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
You're invited to play a puzzle created by Scaris.
The clue is: "Maybe like a chapeau?"
www.nytimes.com/games/create...
Wordle Puzzle Created By Scaris
Choose a word for friends to guess, then share your own puzzle.
www.nytimes.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Update: I’m four beers deep and just took a second edible (the first one was a leftover lil guy). Anyway pray for mojo
I very rarely drink alone but sometimes it’s kinda nice. Just me and the Spotted Cow and the oh look the weed gummy’s here too. Gonna play video games until it gets too confusing and then watch a dumb movie.
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I very rarely drink alone but sometimes it’s kinda nice. Just me and the Spotted Cow and the oh look the weed gummy’s here too. Gonna play video games until it gets too confusing and then watch a dumb movie.
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Something you need to know about me is that if I ever think of the song, “Total Eclipse of the Heart,” it gets stuck in my head forever.
November 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Hey I'm Izzy. I'm a freelance illustrator on the US east coast specializing in character & creature design

I wanna keep human-made art available at all budgets, and character pieces start at 20 USD, so please contact me through my website if you're interested in a piece!

💀🗡️🌻

www.izzypetersart.com
Izzy Peters, Illustrator
www.izzypetersart.com
October 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM