Sarah C Mueller
@sarahcmueller.bsky.social
Available for your strangest and most complicated genre TV projects.
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sarahcmueller.com
I’m Sarah C! I’m a produced TV screenwriter with 10+ years of experience in rooms such as 12 Monkeys and Strange Angel and on productions such as the Emmy-winning Shogun!
My favorite genres are:
girls with swords
magic, but it doesn’t work
misanthropes with hope
monsters, horny
Hire me!
My favorite genres are:
girls with swords
magic, but it doesn’t work
misanthropes with hope
monsters, horny
Hire me!
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“Are the fae open source?” is such a terrifying question in so many ways.
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
“Are the fae open source?” is such a terrifying question in so many ways.
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The code is not complicated. Short bursts indicate an ICE sighting. Long whistles indicate agents making arrests. If you hear the whistle and you’re undocumented, you hide. And if you’re somebody who’s not, you go to the street.
www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/17/i...
www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/17/i...
As ICE Street Raids Ramp Up, New Yorkers Stock Up On Whistles
Taking a cue from Chicago, community groups have distributed thousands of whistles in recent weeks — a grassroots system people in other cities have adopted to help neighbors sound the alarm.
www.thecity.nyc
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The code is not complicated. Short bursts indicate an ICE sighting. Long whistles indicate agents making arrests. If you hear the whistle and you’re undocumented, you hide. And if you’re somebody who’s not, you go to the street.
www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/17/i...
www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/17/i...
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I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
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Turns out all I needed to do to stop stressing about my career was start an entirely different and currently zero-profit SECOND career
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November 18, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Turns out all I needed to do to stop stressing about my career was start an entirely different and currently zero-profit SECOND career
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Solidarity with every Angeleno dog parent this weekend, whose dog also refuses to poop when the sky is wet.
November 15, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Solidarity with every Angeleno dog parent this weekend, whose dog also refuses to poop when the sky is wet.
Remember that Tool played in front of 5 ppl when you feel like giving up.
Tool Live Philadelphia 1992 Remastered (JC Dobbs) Full Concert
YouTube video by ToolArchive
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Remember that Tool played in front of 5 ppl when you feel like giving up.
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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You GOTTA stop being so desperately afraid of the audience. Look at me. Look in my eyeballs. Stop being so desperate for approval. Stop writing for the whiny babies in your audience and start writing for the freaks who like cool fucked up shit
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You GOTTA stop being so desperately afraid of the audience. Look at me. Look in my eyeballs. Stop being so desperate for approval. Stop writing for the whiny babies in your audience and start writing for the freaks who like cool fucked up shit
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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Heads up, writer friends. For the second time I received a cute email from an 11 year old asking if I'd read their short story and give feedback. Story Not an attachment but a link. Be safe. Delete. Do not respond. Emails virtually identical but for boy/girl name.
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Heads up, writer friends. For the second time I received a cute email from an 11 year old asking if I'd read their short story and give feedback. Story Not an attachment but a link. Be safe. Delete. Do not respond. Emails virtually identical but for boy/girl name.
OH MY GOD????? I have been shouting “words mean different things!” at the top of my lungs for years and but we’re teaching kids it does not matter just look at the first letter and go off of vibes????
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
OH MY GOD????? I have been shouting “words mean different things!” at the top of my lungs for years and but we’re teaching kids it does not matter just look at the first letter and go off of vibes????
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IMPORTANT INFORMATION
🚨Deadloch heads: S2 of the Aussie crime satire/drama (it's good!) arrives on Amazon Prime March 20. Many chaotic Aussie weirdos return/debut. But HEADS UP they have added a Hemsworth (Luke)! This is not a drill! Kudos to the hair & costume team for this whole deal. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
IMPORTANT INFORMATION
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You actually should lie on your clean laundry for awhile before putting it away. Good for the fabric
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
You actually should lie on your clean laundry for awhile before putting it away. Good for the fabric
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I really need to get to bed, but I just poked my head out the back door again. This is the view from my deck. All of this is looking south. When the geomagnetic storms are like this, the oval overshoots me and stretches into the US, which is why so many are seeing it tonight. #aurora
November 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I really need to get to bed, but I just poked my head out the back door again. This is the view from my deck. All of this is looking south. When the geomagnetic storms are like this, the oval overshoots me and stretches into the US, which is why so many are seeing it tonight. #aurora
Really fun to live in a body where I get to ask myself questions like “is this panic attack a result of the past few weeks of stress or is my hair tie just too tight?”
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Really fun to live in a body where I get to ask myself questions like “is this panic attack a result of the past few weeks of stress or is my hair tie just too tight?”
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So moved and enraged by the replies to this and was thinking... maybe we should collect them and send them to Chuck Schumer and the rest of the Senate cowards.
Form here, won't collect emails unless you provide them.
forms.gle/YnhsgtKTWD9A...
Form here, won't collect emails unless you provide them.
forms.gle/YnhsgtKTWD9A...
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
So moved and enraged by the replies to this and was thinking... maybe we should collect them and send them to Chuck Schumer and the rest of the Senate cowards.
Form here, won't collect emails unless you provide them.
forms.gle/YnhsgtKTWD9A...
Form here, won't collect emails unless you provide them.
forms.gle/YnhsgtKTWD9A...
Legionnaires disease is actually named after a terrible 1976 American Legion conference????? And not the ancient Romans or something????
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Legionnaires disease is actually named after a terrible 1976 American Legion conference????? And not the ancient Romans or something????
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As of this morning, it is imperative that the Democratic caucus in the senate remove Schumer as Minority Leader, Durbin as minority whip and Cortez Masto as Vice Chair of Outreach.
Replace them today with Van Hollen, Murphy and Merkley. Or anyone else who actually knows how to lead and discipline.
Replace them today with Van Hollen, Murphy and Merkley. Or anyone else who actually knows how to lead and discipline.
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
As of this morning, it is imperative that the Democratic caucus in the senate remove Schumer as Minority Leader, Durbin as minority whip and Cortez Masto as Vice Chair of Outreach.
Replace them today with Van Hollen, Murphy and Merkley. Or anyone else who actually knows how to lead and discipline.
Replace them today with Van Hollen, Murphy and Merkley. Or anyone else who actually knows how to lead and discipline.
My Lithuanian maintenance guy, making a lot of noise, making all the dogs bark: FUCK!!
Me, gently coming outside: hi. do you think you could be quiet? I’m having a sick day.
Him: and where is your husband? At work?
Me: yes, my partner is at work
Him: at work!
(beat)
I wish I was woman or dog.
Me, gently coming outside: hi. do you think you could be quiet? I’m having a sick day.
Him: and where is your husband? At work?
Me: yes, my partner is at work
Him: at work!
(beat)
I wish I was woman or dog.
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My Lithuanian maintenance guy, making a lot of noise, making all the dogs bark: FUCK!!
Me, gently coming outside: hi. do you think you could be quiet? I’m having a sick day.
Him: and where is your husband? At work?
Me: yes, my partner is at work
Him: at work!
(beat)
I wish I was woman or dog.
Me, gently coming outside: hi. do you think you could be quiet? I’m having a sick day.
Him: and where is your husband? At work?
Me: yes, my partner is at work
Him: at work!
(beat)
I wish I was woman or dog.
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If you spent one million a day it would take over 2700 years to spend a trillion dollars
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If you spent one million a day it would take over 2700 years to spend a trillion dollars
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
The massive aircon unit above my private office has been refitted with one that gives a huge KEEEEERCHOOOOOONK
each time it comes on. It is designed to cool the stage next door, where they obviously turn it off each time they roll. Meaning every 5 minutes I get a fun jump scare.
each time it comes on. It is designed to cool the stage next door, where they obviously turn it off each time they roll. Meaning every 5 minutes I get a fun jump scare.
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The massive aircon unit above my private office has been refitted with one that gives a huge KEEEEERCHOOOOOONK
each time it comes on. It is designed to cool the stage next door, where they obviously turn it off each time they roll. Meaning every 5 minutes I get a fun jump scare.
each time it comes on. It is designed to cool the stage next door, where they obviously turn it off each time they roll. Meaning every 5 minutes I get a fun jump scare.
Amazing the lengths a man will go to to hit on you, until the moment you suggest you have a boyfriend immediately in the vicinity and they SCURRY OFF LIKE A RODENT.
November 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Amazing the lengths a man will go to to hit on you, until the moment you suggest you have a boyfriend immediately in the vicinity and they SCURRY OFF LIKE A RODENT.