Sampaguita_II
@sampaguitaii.bsky.social
A blend of snark and sincerity that makes engaging feel like a friendly roast
-one moment you're laughing, the next you're contemplating existential dread.
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🇨🇦 Never Vote Conservative 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 📎💪
-one moment you're laughing, the next you're contemplating existential dread.
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🇨🇦 Never Vote Conservative 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 📎💪
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Sampaguita_II
@sampaguitaii.bsky.social
· Oct 15
The Canadian Antifa franchise is wholly owned and operated by Canadians and thus is not affected by this unfortunate closure. We are in meetings to decide on the steps necessary to allow American members to transfer to C-Antifa and work remotely.
For those interested, we work under this charter.
For those interested, we work under this charter.
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BOYCOTT THIS BAR.
WHAT A FUCKING LOSER...PROBABLY A PROUD BOY OR DATING ONE.
WHAT A FUCKING LOSER...PROBABLY A PROUD BOY OR DATING ONE.
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
BOYCOTT THIS BAR.
WHAT A FUCKING LOSER...PROBABLY A PROUD BOY OR DATING ONE.
WHAT A FUCKING LOSER...PROBABLY A PROUD BOY OR DATING ONE.
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Colombia President Petro to the US: "A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen and threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Colombia President Petro to the US: "A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen and threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
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An extremely bigoted, anti-LGBTQ organization.
Please donate to local food banks instead. Thanks ☺️
Please donate to local food banks instead. Thanks ☺️
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
An extremely bigoted, anti-LGBTQ organization.
Please donate to local food banks instead. Thanks ☺️
Please donate to local food banks instead. Thanks ☺️
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November 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The greatest one my fucking ass.
Fuck Gretzky
Fuck Gretzky
LOST ANY RESPECT FOR THOSE 3.
DONNY HAS A WAY OF RUINING CAREERS OF PEOPLE...GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION.
DONNY HAS A WAY OF RUINING CAREERS OF PEOPLE...GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION.
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The greatest one my fucking ass.
Fuck Gretzky
Fuck Gretzky
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A simple edit would make those meme more contemporary.
Replace ‘God’ with Trump
Replace Satan with ‘Biden’
Makes sense, amirite?🤔✊
A simple edit would make those meme more contemporary.
Replace ‘God’ with Trump
Replace Satan with ‘Biden’
Makes sense, amirite?🤔✊
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
🤔🧐
A simple edit would make those meme more contemporary.
Replace ‘God’ with Trump
Replace Satan with ‘Biden’
Makes sense, amirite?🤔✊
A simple edit would make those meme more contemporary.
Replace ‘God’ with Trump
Replace Satan with ‘Biden’
Makes sense, amirite?🤔✊
This is the reason why fans should bring flares to futbol games.
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This is the reason why fans should bring flares to futbol games.
Finally, someone using this meme correctly.
I think the Senators who voted to confirm the SECDEF should all resign and never be given a moments peace if they are seen in public.
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Finally, someone using this meme correctly.
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You just don’t get it 🤦🏻♂️
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
You just don’t get it 🤦🏻♂️
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Attn: Anti-Vaxxers
You obviously enjoy the fear of playing Russian roulette.
You obviously enjoy the fear of playing Russian roulette.
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Attn: Anti-Vaxxers
You obviously enjoy the fear of playing Russian roulette.
You obviously enjoy the fear of playing Russian roulette.
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Four dead. Ten wounded. Fruck your thoughts and prayers.
The USA has lost all control on guns.
And it shows.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The USA has lost all control on guns.
And it shows.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
At least four killed in shooting at child’s party in northern California, officials say
San Joaquin County sheriff’s office says juveniles were among the victims in possible ‘targeted’ attack on a banquet hall in Stockton
www.theguardian.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Four dead. Ten wounded. Fruck your thoughts and prayers.
The USA has lost all control on guns.
And it shows.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The USA has lost all control on guns.
And it shows.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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One of the greatest Christmas ads ever. 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
One of the greatest Christmas ads ever. 🥰
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Yes, both of these photos were taken this weekend 🧐
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Yes, both of these photos were taken this weekend 🧐
NOT SOON ENOUGH
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
NOT SOON ENOUGH
But ... there is no buts. It was not/is not/and never shall be a spaceship.
No matter what Avi Loeb or missing leading headlines tell you. Full Stop.
No matter what Avi Loeb or missing leading headlines tell you. Full Stop.
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
But ... there is no buts. It was not/is not/and never shall be a spaceship.
No matter what Avi Loeb or missing leading headlines tell you. Full Stop.
No matter what Avi Loeb or missing leading headlines tell you. Full Stop.
I got lucky.
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November 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I got lucky.
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Yes, America, give us a call.
But not collect.
But not collect.
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Yes, America, give us a call.
But not collect.
But not collect.
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Secretary of War Crimes 😬
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Secretary of War Crimes 😬
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Saturday's Mic Drop
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Saturday's Mic Drop
One of these people had talent.
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
One of these people had talent.
Geesh.
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November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Geesh.
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