J. Prometheus Birdsong
@jpromethusbirdsong.bsky.social
Map guy radicalized by Sesame Street and the ‘salsa’ setting on the Casio keyboard in your mom’s basement. AI can’t read cursive
Going out on a limb here but I don’t trust a rich sociopath calling pope Leo the Antichrist. Kinda telling on himself a little bit.
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Going out on a limb here but I don’t trust a rich sociopath calling pope Leo the Antichrist. Kinda telling on himself a little bit.
Witkoff gotten peeled yet? How does one say treasonous sedition in Russian?
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Witkoff gotten peeled yet? How does one say treasonous sedition in Russian?
There is an Intractable Quaker eating one of my cacti. I will not elaborate further
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
There is an Intractable Quaker eating one of my cacti. I will not elaborate further
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My friends Betsy and Randy are in a tight spot.
Randy has glioblastoma; Betsy isn't able to work while caregiving.
If you are a person of means, w/ capacity to donate to their cause, it would really help them.
Our system is failing them; can our community help?
www.gofundme.com/f/randy-his-...
Randy has glioblastoma; Betsy isn't able to work while caregiving.
If you are a person of means, w/ capacity to donate to their cause, it would really help them.
Our system is failing them; can our community help?
www.gofundme.com/f/randy-his-...
Running out of options, and this is hard and scary y'all.
www.caringbridge.org/site/17ef516...
www.caringbridge.org/site/17ef516...
Update: This Is Scary, Y’all
We are using CaringBridge to keep family and friends updated in one place. We appreciate your support and words of hope and…
www.caringbridge.org
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My friends Betsy and Randy are in a tight spot.
Randy has glioblastoma; Betsy isn't able to work while caregiving.
If you are a person of means, w/ capacity to donate to their cause, it would really help them.
Our system is failing them; can our community help?
www.gofundme.com/f/randy-his-...
Randy has glioblastoma; Betsy isn't able to work while caregiving.
If you are a person of means, w/ capacity to donate to their cause, it would really help them.
Our system is failing them; can our community help?
www.gofundme.com/f/randy-his-...
A company that doesn’t pay taxes shouldn’t be asking me to buy toys for poor kids; they should just buy the toys themselves.
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
A company that doesn’t pay taxes shouldn’t be asking me to buy toys for poor kids; they should just buy the toys themselves.
English lit majors be warned. Reading may be a super power but poetry can reshape the world
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
English lit majors be warned. Reading may be a super power but poetry can reshape the world
Someone should make a yard sign of this.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Someone should make a yard sign of this.
My instinct when reading about adult men r4p¡ng children is to do them grave bodily harm but we live in a civil society where we just don’t talk about that.
Anyway
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a pair of plastic forks are sitting in a box
ALT: a pair of plastic forks are sitting in a box
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My instinct when reading about adult men r4p¡ng children is to do them grave bodily harm but we live in a civil society where we just don’t talk about that.
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Translation
McClain: it will not be my head on the chopping block so what the fuck do I care if enlisted soldiers violate the Constitution of the United States.
McClain: it will not be my head on the chopping block so what the fuck do I care if enlisted soldiers violate the Constitution of the United States.
BLITZER: I want to be precise. Should members of the US military obey clearly illegal orders?
McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took
(Not a no!)
McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took
(Not a no!)
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Translation
McClain: it will not be my head on the chopping block so what the fuck do I care if enlisted soldiers violate the Constitution of the United States.
McClain: it will not be my head on the chopping block so what the fuck do I care if enlisted soldiers violate the Constitution of the United States.
We were blessed to share this world with Jimmy Cliff. Truly one of the greats.
Jimmy Cliff Recording The Harder They Come In Studio Session
YouTube video by Perry Henzell
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
We were blessed to share this world with Jimmy Cliff. Truly one of the greats.
This account is located in Charlottesville Virginia and run by three shrieking opossums in a vintage 80s track suit
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
This account is located in Charlottesville Virginia and run by three shrieking opossums in a vintage 80s track suit
Name one
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Name one
I think “pardoning” random turkeys is weird and we shouldn’t do it.
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I think “pardoning” random turkeys is weird and we shouldn’t do it.
Someone younger and with more sense explained how socialism is like a pot luck dinner.
Everybody brings a dish or helps out setting tables or cleaning up but more importantly everyone eats.
The corporate Democrats voting to “condemn in all its forms” are showing their asses.
Vote them all out!
Everybody brings a dish or helps out setting tables or cleaning up but more importantly everyone eats.
The corporate Democrats voting to “condemn in all its forms” are showing their asses.
Vote them all out!
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Someone younger and with more sense explained how socialism is like a pot luck dinner.
Everybody brings a dish or helps out setting tables or cleaning up but more importantly everyone eats.
The corporate Democrats voting to “condemn in all its forms” are showing their asses.
Vote them all out!
Everybody brings a dish or helps out setting tables or cleaning up but more importantly everyone eats.
The corporate Democrats voting to “condemn in all its forms” are showing their asses.
Vote them all out!
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This is still truly the best Starship video.
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This is still truly the best Starship video.
When I was in, command took very seriously the commitment to follow the law and Constitution, warning us annually that if we fucked up and violated the aforementioned rules we individual service members would be the ones sampling the food at fort Leavenworth Not sure if shits changed since.
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
When I was in, command took very seriously the commitment to follow the law and Constitution, warning us annually that if we fucked up and violated the aforementioned rules we individual service members would be the ones sampling the food at fort Leavenworth Not sure if shits changed since.
Beloved, wake up. They’re using the fascism playbook again.
The DHS blamed immigrants for a number of problems known to be caused by outside economic factors.
Department Of Homeland Security Blames Immigrants For Grocery Prices And Healthcare Costs
The DHS blamed immigrants for a number of problems known to be caused by outside economic factors.
www.forbes.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Beloved, wake up. They’re using the fascism playbook again.
This is so cool! /s I feel so free and inclined to continue paying taxes, making large purchases of goods and services etc. /s
One day we’ll wake up from this dystopian nightmare but I think things* are going to have be both loud and gross for that to happen.
One day we’ll wake up from this dystopian nightmare but I think things* are going to have be both loud and gross for that to happen.
Border Patrol is monitoring US drivers and detaining those with 'suspicious' travel patterns
The U.S. Border Patrol is monitoring millions of American drivers nationwide in a secretive program to identify and detain people whose travel patterns it deems suspicious.
apnews.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This is so cool! /s I feel so free and inclined to continue paying taxes, making large purchases of goods and services etc. /s
One day we’ll wake up from this dystopian nightmare but I think things* are going to have be both loud and gross for that to happen.
One day we’ll wake up from this dystopian nightmare but I think things* are going to have be both loud and gross for that to happen.
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I dream of a future in which, amongst other things, we never see or hear from Karoline Leavitt ever again.
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I dream of a future in which, amongst other things, we never see or hear from Karoline Leavitt ever again.
Today in images you can hear
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Today in images you can hear
I’m still going to ridicule the Coast Guard.
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I’m still going to ridicule the Coast Guard.
If I or even you (scoundrel that you are) were to post a message like that you can goddamn guarantee the FBI and the aptly named SS would be knocking (or not) at 3am.
November 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If I or even you (scoundrel that you are) were to post a message like that you can goddamn guarantee the FBI and the aptly named SS would be knocking (or not) at 3am.
Not beating the reputation as most ridiculed ‘branch’ of the military. We never took you seriously anyway.
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
wapo.st
November 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Not beating the reputation as most ridiculed ‘branch’ of the military. We never took you seriously anyway.
The word breitbart behind Vance nullifies any and all believability. I don’t make the rules.
JD Vance: "I think that we have a great healthcare plan coming together."
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The word breitbart behind Vance nullifies any and all believability. I don’t make the rules.