J. Prometheus Birdsong
@jpromethusbirdsong.bsky.social
Map guy radicalized by Sesame Street and the ‘salsa’ setting on the Casio keyboard in your mom’s basement. AI can’t read cursive
Going out on a limb here but I don’t trust a rich sociopath calling pope Leo the Antichrist. Kinda telling on himself a little bit.
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Going out on a limb here but I don’t trust a rich sociopath calling pope Leo the Antichrist. Kinda telling on himself a little bit.
A company that doesn’t pay taxes shouldn’t be asking me to buy toys for poor kids; they should just buy the toys themselves.
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
A company that doesn’t pay taxes shouldn’t be asking me to buy toys for poor kids; they should just buy the toys themselves.
Someone should make a yard sign of this.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Someone should make a yard sign of this.
Name one
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Name one
I think “pardoning” random turkeys is weird and we shouldn’t do it.
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I think “pardoning” random turkeys is weird and we shouldn’t do it.
I would encourage members of the military to think very carefully before following orders that put citizens in harms way. Your oath is to the Constitution not to this fucking ass clown. As you were.
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I would encourage members of the military to think very carefully before following orders that put citizens in harms way. Your oath is to the Constitution not to this fucking ass clown. As you were.
Ok new assignment. I want you to read The Wild Shore by Kim Stanley Robinson.
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Ok new assignment. I want you to read The Wild Shore by Kim Stanley Robinson.
I don’t think we should be funding a government that funnels all our money to foreign governments and the wealthy. Fuck all that. It’s serious bullshit and I’m going to need a whole lot of convincing not to change my W4 right fucking now.
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I don’t think we should be funding a government that funnels all our money to foreign governments and the wealthy. Fuck all that. It’s serious bullshit and I’m going to need a whole lot of convincing not to change my W4 right fucking now.
I think we should be asking Marge to explain her J6 statements then and now before gleefully inviting her to be an honorary Democrat. Ffs!
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I think we should be asking Marge to explain her J6 statements then and now before gleefully inviting her to be an honorary Democrat. Ffs!
I think if we are going to discuss thinking of children as adults in terms of sex, we have to lower the age to possess firearms. You know, like the bleating sheep used to say incessantly, “protect the children!”
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I think if we are going to discuss thinking of children as adults in terms of sex, we have to lower the age to possess firearms. You know, like the bleating sheep used to say incessantly, “protect the children!”
This is important. Go do this now. It’s easy
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is important. Go do this now. It’s easy
I don’t think we should normalize teenagers being considered adults. Feels like they’re trying to shift the Overton window down is all
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I don’t think we should normalize teenagers being considered adults. Feels like they’re trying to shift the Overton window down is all
Prison abolitionist here to demand that every single member of the regime goes to prison for the rest of their lives. Thanks.
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Prison abolitionist here to demand that every single member of the regime goes to prison for the rest of their lives. Thanks.
I DONT WANT TO READ ANY GODDAMN MORE ABOUT EPSTEIN UNTIL ASSHOLE JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW! CAPISCE?!
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I DONT WANT TO READ ANY GODDAMN MORE ABOUT EPSTEIN UNTIL ASSHOLE JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW! CAPISCE?!
Admit to it all being a grift without actually saying it
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Admit to it all being a grift without actually saying it
I voted for Tim Kaine in every election he’s run in since I was able. No more. I’m done voting for centrists who cave to fascists and sell out their constituency.
@kaine.senate.gov
@kaine.senate.gov
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I voted for Tim Kaine in every election he’s run in since I was able. No more. I’m done voting for centrists who cave to fascists and sell out their constituency.
@kaine.senate.gov
@kaine.senate.gov
50 year mortgage is a really bad idea actually, unless you’re a bank.
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
50 year mortgage is a really bad idea actually, unless you’re a bank.
AI is just spy-tech branded as convenience
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
AI is just spy-tech branded as convenience
I wouldn’t say much if I hit the numbers but there would def be signs.
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I wouldn’t say much if I hit the numbers but there would def be signs.
Because this is @cnn et al
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Because this is @cnn et al
Name one “red” city
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Name one “red” city
I’ll pay you to read this book
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I’ll pay you to read this book
I’m reading Bog Queen by Anna North now that I can think again and highly recommend it.
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’m reading Bog Queen by Anna North now that I can think again and highly recommend it.
