Sampaguita_II
@sampaguitaii.bsky.social
A blend of snark and sincerity that makes engaging feel like a friendly roast
-one moment you're laughing, the next you're contemplating existential dread.
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🇨🇦 Never Vote Conservative 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 📎💪
-one moment you're laughing, the next you're contemplating existential dread.
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🇨🇦 Never Vote Conservative 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 📎💪
Argument is invalid as the proper format was not implemented.
I.E. 👇
I.E. 👇
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Argument is invalid as the proper format was not implemented.
I.E. 👇
I.E. 👇
"I am of the opposing opinion."
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"I am of the opposing opinion."
Counter point ... you are wrong.
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Counter point ... you are wrong.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Rush
Deep Purple
Pink Floyd
Rolling Stones
The 1996 3 day Eden Festival 👇
Rush
Deep Purple
Pink Floyd
Rolling Stones
The 1996 3 day Eden Festival 👇
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Rush
Deep Purple
Pink Floyd
Rolling Stones
The 1996 3 day Eden Festival 👇
Rush
Deep Purple
Pink Floyd
Rolling Stones
The 1996 3 day Eden Festival 👇
Predictions
1. An online trump casino app where you gamble and lose your $2,000, thus giving directly to the crime family.
2. Those $2,000 checks will only be cashable using said trump casino app.
1. An online trump casino app where you gamble and lose your $2,000, thus giving directly to the crime family.
2. Those $2,000 checks will only be cashable using said trump casino app.
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Predictions
1. An online trump casino app where you gamble and lose your $2,000, thus giving directly to the crime family.
2. Those $2,000 checks will only be cashable using said trump casino app.
1. An online trump casino app where you gamble and lose your $2,000, thus giving directly to the crime family.
2. Those $2,000 checks will only be cashable using said trump casino app.
Cranberries, Gravy are condiments not side dishs.
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Cranberries, Gravy are condiments not side dishs.
A Judas Priest approved title.
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
A Judas Priest approved title.
Well, if you envisioned a future where you parked like an asshole. Your enterprise was successful.
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Well, if you envisioned a future where you parked like an asshole. Your enterprise was successful.
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
You be visiyed by three spirits.
My three.
My three.
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
You be visiyed by three spirits.
My three.
My three.
Well .... this sucks. 🌬❄❄❄❄❄
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Well .... this sucks. 🌬❄❄❄❄❄
An Old English word needs an English dictionary, not an american one.
Oxford English Dictionary:
Oxford English Dictionary:
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
An Old English word needs an English dictionary, not an american one.
Oxford English Dictionary:
Oxford English Dictionary:
Somewhere there is a monolith that links to that star system.
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Somewhere there is a monolith that links to that star system.
Dear Mother Nature and Space-Time Continuum. Another great job! Beautiful as aways.
But 4:45pm ... really?
But 4:45pm ... really?
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Dear Mother Nature and Space-Time Continuum. Another great job! Beautiful as aways.
But 4:45pm ... really?
But 4:45pm ... really?
I got zero. However, it is not my fault.
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I got zero. However, it is not my fault.
Here's my pic. Amazing, isn't it. 🧐😔
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Here's my pic. Amazing, isn't it. 🧐😔
Of course, Joe Rogan has a totally different take on the safety of an interstellar comet.
*hint: We are all going to die, and it's Obama/Bidens fault.
*hint: We are all going to die, and it's Obama/Bidens fault.
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Of course, Joe Rogan has a totally different take on the safety of an interstellar comet.
*hint: We are all going to die, and it's Obama/Bidens fault.
*hint: We are all going to die, and it's Obama/Bidens fault.