Samantha SoRelle
@samanthasorelle.bsky.social
Author of Queer Historical Romance with just a touch of murder!
www.SamanthaSoRelle.com
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Bestselling LGBT+ romance series following an earl with secrets and a boxer with a past as they fall in love and solve mysteries. books2read.com/rl/HLMysteries His Lordship’s Mysteries by Samantha SoRelle
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The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
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December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Read FREE MM Holiday stories on my website www.samanthasorelle.com.
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Read FREE MM Holiday stories on my website www.samanthasorelle.com.
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to diminish the humanities is to miss out on a lot of little guys. that’s no way to live.
Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
to diminish the humanities is to miss out on a lot of little guys. that’s no way to live.
Smallest hill I will fight to the death on: people who give boats stupid names don’t deserve to have boats.
No puns, no cutesy nautical names, no “kids college fund II”.
If it’s not named appropriately to go fight Napoleon’s fleet or get trapped in the polar ice, then no water skiing for you.
No puns, no cutesy nautical names, no “kids college fund II”.
If it’s not named appropriately to go fight Napoleon’s fleet or get trapped in the polar ice, then no water skiing for you.
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Smallest hill I will fight to the death on: people who give boats stupid names don’t deserve to have boats.
No puns, no cutesy nautical names, no “kids college fund II”.
If it’s not named appropriately to go fight Napoleon’s fleet or get trapped in the polar ice, then no water skiing for you.
No puns, no cutesy nautical names, no “kids college fund II”.
If it’s not named appropriately to go fight Napoleon’s fleet or get trapped in the polar ice, then no water skiing for you.
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
Arizona pair celebrates decade of friendship that started with wrong text
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
www.azfamily.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
The beast has had his Thanksgiving dinner and now he’s coming for mine.
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The beast has had his Thanksgiving dinner and now he’s coming for mine.
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
I think this is my favorite time of year to go on Neighborhood walks. Not only is the weather perfect and the leaves crunchy, but you have the front porch wars between the “Halloween decorations stay out until the pumpkins rot” crowd and those who decided it was Christmas two weeks ago
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I think this is my favorite time of year to go on Neighborhood walks. Not only is the weather perfect and the leaves crunchy, but you have the front porch wars between the “Halloween decorations stay out until the pumpkins rot” crowd and those who decided it was Christmas two weeks ago
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give it up for Henry yall
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
give it up for Henry yall
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Oh man, I don’t know who else needs this today, but I sure did
I just bookmarked the Cheetah Cub Cam, this is the fucking cutest
Cheetah Cub Cam
The Cheetah Cub Cam streams live from the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in Front Royal, Virginia.
nationalzoo.si.edu
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Oh man, I don’t know who else needs this today, but I sure did
He’s purring so loud, I can hear him over the dishwasher.
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
He’s purring so loud, I can hear him over the dishwasher.
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Exhausted Stable Boy Clearly Just Going Through Motions Of Tearing Open Bodice https://theonion.com/exhausted-stable-boy-clearly-just-going-through-motions-of-tearing-open-bodice/
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Exhausted Stable Boy Clearly Just Going Through Motions Of Tearing Open Bodice https://theonion.com/exhausted-stable-boy-clearly-just-going-through-motions-of-tearing-open-bodice/
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Another snowy morning at the Merchant Adventurers’ Hall.
Proof if it was needed that we look gorgeous in all weathers. 😘
Proof if it was needed that we look gorgeous in all weathers. 😘
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Another snowy morning at the Merchant Adventurers’ Hall.
Proof if it was needed that we look gorgeous in all weathers. 😘
Proof if it was needed that we look gorgeous in all weathers. 😘
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Does anyone know where the love of dog goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
I told him! I told him again and again! “Don’t marry a sea captain,” I said. “You‘ll always be looking longingly out the window, wondering when—or if—he’ll return.” But did he listen?
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Does anyone know where the love of dog goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
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1920s juries were not taken to crime scenes and so the murder scene of Emily Kaye in an Eastbourne bungalow was brought to them in 1924 thanks to the craft skills of PC Edward Er Onan Shelah (1890-1962) at Brixton Police Station. #CM150 #Museum30 #making #truecrime
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 AM
1920s juries were not taken to crime scenes and so the murder scene of Emily Kaye in an Eastbourne bungalow was brought to them in 1924 thanks to the craft skills of PC Edward Er Onan Shelah (1890-1962) at Brixton Police Station. #CM150 #Museum30 #making #truecrime
When I lived in LA, I briefly worked with Adam Scott, so now I’m one degree of separation from the POPE?!?
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 AM
When I lived in LA, I briefly worked with Adam Scott, so now I’m one degree of separation from the POPE?!?
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She's an icon, she's a legend and she IS the reason for the season
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
She's an icon, she's a legend and she IS the reason for the season
You know that scene in scary movie 3 where each time they cut back to the sheriff her hat is bigger? I feel like that with the gold stick ons every time we see a new picture of the oval office.
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Trump weighs Venezuela strikes as U.S. forces prepare for attack order
High-level discussions, underway for days, have explored a variety of potential military options, people familiar with the matter said.
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November 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
You know that scene in scary movie 3 where each time they cut back to the sheriff her hat is bigger? I feel like that with the gold stick ons every time we see a new picture of the oval office.
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Plumbers put two big holes in my wall that I’m gonna have to drywall back up.
Unfortunately all the Halloween skeletons seem to be out of the stores. Any suggestions on something else to put in the wall before sealing it back up?
Unfortunately all the Halloween skeletons seem to be out of the stores. Any suggestions on something else to put in the wall before sealing it back up?
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Plumbers put two big holes in my wall that I’m gonna have to drywall back up.
Unfortunately all the Halloween skeletons seem to be out of the stores. Any suggestions on something else to put in the wall before sealing it back up?
Unfortunately all the Halloween skeletons seem to be out of the stores. Any suggestions on something else to put in the wall before sealing it back up?
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face blindness and default whiteness, a winning combo
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
face blindness and default whiteness, a winning combo
Happy “four pairs of socks kicked to the foot of the bed” season to all who celebrate
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Happy “four pairs of socks kicked to the foot of the bed” season to all who celebrate
Went down a YouTube rabbit hole and ended up (re)watching Richard E Grant’s Christmas home tour and I’ve never want to be anywhere but here. youtu.be/XUGVmbQcN8o?...
Inside Richard E. Grant’s Georgian House at Christmas | Design Notes
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November 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Went down a YouTube rabbit hole and ended up (re)watching Richard E Grant’s Christmas home tour and I’ve never want to be anywhere but here. youtu.be/XUGVmbQcN8o?...
I don’t know Maisie being Smee and Reece being Hook was intentional, but it could not be more perfectly their dynamic in team tasks. #taskmaster
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I don’t know Maisie being Smee and Reece being Hook was intentional, but it could not be more perfectly their dynamic in team tasks. #taskmaster
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this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin
October 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin