Saffron
@saffronskies.bsky.social
25 / He/Him / Gay*
Providence-based tea-loving fur with a penchant for tabletop games! Board games are both my profession & passion, and I'm always up to chat & make friends!
MtG, 40k, YGO, TTRPGs, and Board Games of all stripes!
Providence-based tea-loving fur with a penchant for tabletop games! Board games are both my profession & passion, and I'm always up to chat & make friends!
MtG, 40k, YGO, TTRPGs, and Board Games of all stripes!
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"You will be haunted," resumed the Ghost, "by Three Spirits."
Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done.
"So you and two others, Jacob?" he demanded, in a faltering voice.
"No. Three more."
"So four spirits" said Scrooge.
The ghost’s head dropped as it sighed. “Fuck’s sa
Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done.
"So you and two others, Jacob?" he demanded, in a faltering voice.
"No. Three more."
"So four spirits" said Scrooge.
The ghost’s head dropped as it sighed. “Fuck’s sa
December 24, 2024 at 5:48 PM
"You will be haunted," resumed the Ghost, "by Three Spirits."
Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done.
"So you and two others, Jacob?" he demanded, in a faltering voice.
"No. Three more."
"So four spirits" said Scrooge.
The ghost’s head dropped as it sighed. “Fuck’s sa
Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done.
"So you and two others, Jacob?" he demanded, in a faltering voice.
"No. Three more."
"So four spirits" said Scrooge.
The ghost’s head dropped as it sighed. “Fuck’s sa
Me, with my google doc open with a single character, the em-dash
In stark refusal to cease its use amid the AI stealing it for nefarious purposes
Pasting it in my articles—defiance in the face of it STEALING GRAMMAR FROM US is necessary now more than ever
In stark refusal to cease its use amid the AI stealing it for nefarious purposes
Pasting it in my articles—defiance in the face of it STEALING GRAMMAR FROM US is necessary now more than ever
December 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Me, with my google doc open with a single character, the em-dash
In stark refusal to cease its use amid the AI stealing it for nefarious purposes
Pasting it in my articles—defiance in the face of it STEALING GRAMMAR FROM US is necessary now more than ever
In stark refusal to cease its use amid the AI stealing it for nefarious purposes
Pasting it in my articles—defiance in the face of it STEALING GRAMMAR FROM US is necessary now more than ever
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My name is Kris Critter!
🎨 Artist w/ a focus on cartooning & illustration, impressionist oil painting, & film photography
🐉 Year of the Dragon (Late 30s)
🐤 Parent
🧡 Polyamorous
🐺 Prices accurate as of 2025, except stickers are 40$/per. See tinyurl.com/floetos for TOS or DM for details.
🎨 Artist w/ a focus on cartooning & illustration, impressionist oil painting, & film photography
🐉 Year of the Dragon (Late 30s)
🐤 Parent
🧡 Polyamorous
🐺 Prices accurate as of 2025, except stickers are 40$/per. See tinyurl.com/floetos for TOS or DM for details.
December 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My name is Kris Critter!
🎨 Artist w/ a focus on cartooning & illustration, impressionist oil painting, & film photography
🐉 Year of the Dragon (Late 30s)
🐤 Parent
🧡 Polyamorous
🐺 Prices accurate as of 2025, except stickers are 40$/per. See tinyurl.com/floetos for TOS or DM for details.
🎨 Artist w/ a focus on cartooning & illustration, impressionist oil painting, & film photography
🐉 Year of the Dragon (Late 30s)
🐤 Parent
🧡 Polyamorous
🐺 Prices accurate as of 2025, except stickers are 40$/per. See tinyurl.com/floetos for TOS or DM for details.
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hitting a kindle near you (repeatedly. with hammers)
been watching booktok novel teardowns while drawing lately
been watching booktok novel teardowns while drawing lately
December 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
hitting a kindle near you (repeatedly. with hammers)
been watching booktok novel teardowns while drawing lately
been watching booktok novel teardowns while drawing lately
Office looked kinda empty today, turns the company was $600,000 behind last year's total revenue
And as the least senior member of my team I got pulled into the president's office to get laid off, or resign to get severance
The day after my first MRI
Merry Christmas everyone
And as the least senior member of my team I got pulled into the president's office to get laid off, or resign to get severance
The day after my first MRI
Merry Christmas everyone
December 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Office looked kinda empty today, turns the company was $600,000 behind last year's total revenue
And as the least senior member of my team I got pulled into the president's office to get laid off, or resign to get severance
The day after my first MRI
Merry Christmas everyone
And as the least senior member of my team I got pulled into the president's office to get laid off, or resign to get severance
The day after my first MRI
Merry Christmas everyone
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I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
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December 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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New Superhero Team I Invented (1/4)
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
New Superhero Team I Invented (1/4)
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Confidence is so sexy
You can make anything hot if you’re confident about it
You can make anything hot if you’re confident about it
December 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Confidence is so sexy
You can make anything hot if you’re confident about it
You can make anything hot if you’re confident about it
Massive proxy order got sent to the wrong Zip and needs to be returned to sender and resent
Agony
Pain, even
Agony
Pain, even
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Massive proxy order got sent to the wrong Zip and needs to be returned to sender and resent
Agony
Pain, even
Agony
Pain, even
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Did anyone else always wish for a tail when they blew out the candles or was that just me
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Did anyone else always wish for a tail when they blew out the candles or was that just me
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"Morning Light on a Carolina Wren" 5" x 7" Oil on panel
I just think they're neat
I just think they're neat
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
"Morning Light on a Carolina Wren" 5" x 7" Oil on panel
I just think they're neat
I just think they're neat
We can do a little Commanderposting, as a treat
As a reminder, all of these have associated articles in their Alt text!
These 6 (see reply) are what I'm jamming at FNMs and bringing to cons! If you want a nerd to explain some underplayed Commanders for...too many words, look no further.
As a reminder, all of these have associated articles in their Alt text!
These 6 (see reply) are what I'm jamming at FNMs and bringing to cons! If you want a nerd to explain some underplayed Commanders for...too many words, look no further.
December 5, 2025 at 7:26 AM
We can do a little Commanderposting, as a treat
As a reminder, all of these have associated articles in their Alt text!
These 6 (see reply) are what I'm jamming at FNMs and bringing to cons! If you want a nerd to explain some underplayed Commanders for...too many words, look no further.
As a reminder, all of these have associated articles in their Alt text!
These 6 (see reply) are what I'm jamming at FNMs and bringing to cons! If you want a nerd to explain some underplayed Commanders for...too many words, look no further.
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Rain, in December? It's more likely than you think! ☔ 🦨
Art by @chipsgowoah.bsky.social
#skunk #furryart #rainyday
Art by @chipsgowoah.bsky.social
#skunk #furryart #rainyday
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Rain, in December? It's more likely than you think! ☔ 🦨
Art by @chipsgowoah.bsky.social
#skunk #furryart #rainyday
Art by @chipsgowoah.bsky.social
#skunk #furryart #rainyday
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Btw, the ballet dancer who posts every year on TikTok their rat costume for the Nutcracker is already posting their yearly Rat Season.
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Btw, the ballet dancer who posts every year on TikTok their rat costume for the Nutcracker is already posting their yearly Rat Season.
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
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Awww...
they're so adorabl-
Hold on whats goin on !?
they're so adorabl-
Hold on whats goin on !?
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Awww...
they're so adorabl-
Hold on whats goin on !?
they're so adorabl-
Hold on whats goin on !?
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Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade