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Inside the code for the Susiezilla minigame, there exists a variable named "cliffordthebigreddogisakaiju". It is set to true and is never used again.
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The funniest possible hobby elon could get into next is destructive brain uploading, and literally pulling a Calvin Sylveste doing a theranos-style scam on a few dozen other billionaires who are completely convinced they're gonna be made immortal.
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I know it sounds cliché, but losing hope is exactly what this administration wants. The more people give up, the less people will be safe to fight back. So don’t give up.
The dooming on this site is getting out of control. Every time you post anything about politics some rando condescendingly wonders how you can't possibly know that elections are over and all hope is lost. If you've completely lost hope, I'm sorry, but shut the fuck up, OK? You're not helping.
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someone finally did it. a game about rote bureaucracy and policing that is much more dystopian than papers please
still thinking about this article today. so many societal ills are caused by people white-washing what actually happens. it's awful to see games do it too.

can't wait for cozy domestic violence simulator or cozy kkk simulator
a wholesome plane has hit the second cozy tower
more like no thoughts to declare
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There are a disturbing number of people who think like this. I've been seeing a rising number of commenters on my Hidden Gems roundup who are upset at being shown games they've never heard about, because if they haven't heard about it, it must be bad and thus it can't be a gem, so I must be lying.
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hey georgia, early voting is happening now -- please vote out the shitty republicans who keep increasing our electricity bills for no reason and show them we can kick them to the curb if they don't work for the people!!!!!!

find your early voting precincts here:

mvp.sos.ga.gov/s/
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>switched to fully using linux about a year ago
>accidentally boot windows 10 in my bios
>
>somehow it doesnt boot
>check logs
>"A hard disk could not be found. If a hard disk is installed, it is not responding."
>it booted from the hard drive

this boycott shit easy as fuck
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 11h
I wish nintendo as a company didn't suck because watching Microsoft shit the bed and Sony floundering, I wanna be happy for the company whose business model is still largely "Make games that people actually like and they'll actually want to buy them"
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courtesy extremeslash in the replies
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friendly reminder that the BDS microsoft boycott is still happening
petting furries rules because it's a form of affection that you know doesn't have any bullshit neurotypical rules. you can just ask a furry if you can pet them and most of us will say yes and love you for it
if you don't steal a rock from every minigolf course you go to what are you even doing with your life
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"He can't just tell the police what to do!!!" Um... yes the fuck he can?

Even funnier when he's calling on the governor of Texas to not send National Guard to Illinois, and if you're like "Hey don't we also have a National Guard?" people say "What, you think the governor can give them orders?"
i certainly have some issues with za but most of them have to do with the writing and game design. I don't think my experience would be substantially improved by higher quality graphics
i know it isn't a novel take but i really think most big studios need to lower game budgets. like in theory it is deeply embarrassing that pokemon legends za has wallpapered on textures but in practice i don't care or even notice because i'm busy having fun playing a video game
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The money/hour of entertainment is part of the problem here IMHO.

Games take an enormous amount of time to have a complete experience these days. I would actually rather spend $20-30 on movie tickets or books.

The last game I played to completion is Silksong, by the end I just wanted it done.
AAA video games should cost $100 on launch. this would still be extremely cheap for the amount of time and enjoyment you get out of them! But an audience of whiny babies has kept them literally at the same price for *two decades* despite both general inflation *and* sector-specific costs rising