Ryan
@ryanpatrick.bsky.social
"I have an unfortunate personality." - Orson Welles
Formerly a cocaine hippo.
EFTC in some corners of the web
I talk about books, movies and sports.
I will also post pictures of birds.
Formerly a cocaine hippo.
EFTC in some corners of the web
I talk about books, movies and sports.
I will also post pictures of birds.
Street Fighter lowkey looks like ass. Might get lucky and it hit the camp mark but having most of your cast be not-actors isn't a good thing, usually
December 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Street Fighter lowkey looks like ass. Might get lucky and it hit the camp mark but having most of your cast be not-actors isn't a good thing, usually
the alt right has done nothing but peddle in conspiracy for the last decade. you dont get to pick and choose when the nutjobs you elevate come home to roost. Sucks but this is literally the soil you tilled.
December 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
the alt right has done nothing but peddle in conspiracy for the last decade. you dont get to pick and choose when the nutjobs you elevate come home to roost. Sucks but this is literally the soil you tilled.
so what ya gonna do about it Jakey?
The president posted/reposted more than 100 times last night from 7:20 pm to midnight, attacking Democrats and immigrants, pushing conspiracy theories (including from Alex Jones), proudly sharing the video when he called a woman reporter “stupid,” and much more. Wild stuff.
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
so what ya gonna do about it Jakey?
The whole thing about a OU student getting 0 on a paper is so fucking funny. The rubric is silly easy to at least get points. You have to try to get a 0 on these things. (She knew she would get attention for it) And the fact they're touting it as a 650 word essay like that's a lot for college level
November 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The whole thing about a OU student getting 0 on a paper is so fucking funny. The rubric is silly easy to at least get points. You have to try to get a 0 on these things. (She knew she would get attention for it) And the fact they're touting it as a 650 word essay like that's a lot for college level
The Nice Guys 2-10
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The Nice Guys 2-10
Mamdani is going to implement Sharif law. Every third Friday of the month, everyone is off work to watch Omar Sharif movies, First up is a Top Secret and Doctor Zhivago double feature.
Mamdani is going to implement Sriracha law. Everyone will have to slather hot sauce on their scrambled eggs
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Sharif law. Every third Friday of the month, everyone is off work to watch Omar Sharif movies, First up is a Top Secret and Doctor Zhivago double feature.
Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein is a special kind of movie.
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein is a special kind of movie.
genuinely wild how they couldn't just follow up the Rhuidean episode. Two episodes to do it and we get like 1.5 scenes about it from the perspective of the dragon reborn. Just...why?
Back on my Wheel of Time rewatch and....god 3.5 is such a let down after 3.4
November 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
genuinely wild how they couldn't just follow up the Rhuidean episode. Two episodes to do it and we get like 1.5 scenes about it from the perspective of the dragon reborn. Just...why?
Back on my Wheel of Time rewatch and....god 3.5 is such a let down after 3.4
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Back on my Wheel of Time rewatch and....god 3.5 is such a let down after 3.4
Hot take: I like the Rob Zombie Halloween movies. They're weird but they're uniquely Rob Zombie in a way most legacy movies fail to be anything but nostalgia traps while still being fairly straight up remakes.
October 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Hot take: I like the Rob Zombie Halloween movies. They're weird but they're uniquely Rob Zombie in a way most legacy movies fail to be anything but nostalgia traps while still being fairly straight up remakes.
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They’ll never get The Texas Chainsaw Massacre right again. Not because they don’t try... because they can’t. The original wasn’t about gore. It was about absolute decay. The heat. Rotting dreams. A world already dead and yet still moving onward.
A pure documentary about the collapse of America.
A pure documentary about the collapse of America.
October 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
They’ll never get The Texas Chainsaw Massacre right again. Not because they don’t try... because they can’t. The original wasn’t about gore. It was about absolute decay. The heat. Rotting dreams. A world already dead and yet still moving onward.
A pure documentary about the collapse of America.
A pure documentary about the collapse of America.
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My office is pretty much a shrine to Drew Stuzan.
Literally the best to ever do it.
May he Rest in Peace.
Literally the best to ever do it.
May he Rest in Peace.
October 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My office is pretty much a shrine to Drew Stuzan.
Literally the best to ever do it.
May he Rest in Peace.
Literally the best to ever do it.
May he Rest in Peace.
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Oh no, we’ve lost Drew Struzan. What an amazing talent…. :(
October 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Oh no, we’ve lost Drew Struzan. What an amazing talent…. :(
Oh man that Peacemaker finale was a let down
October 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Oh man that Peacemaker finale was a let down
the insane discrimination of leaving Meadows out of it because of his bird blindness. this has to stop. #BirdBlindnessAwareness
Most sets are boring between takes. Not so on #Peacemaker. Finale airs Thursday on HBO Max.
October 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
the insane discrimination of leaving Meadows out of it because of his bird blindness. this has to stop. #BirdBlindnessAwareness
I see conservatives are very mad kid rock isnt the half time show, forgetting how they wanted to burn him alive the last time he showed up at one because he wore an american flag as a poncho
September 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I see conservatives are very mad kid rock isnt the half time show, forgetting how they wanted to burn him alive the last time he showed up at one because he wore an american flag as a poncho
Bluesky really wants a shit load of personal information to use DMs. So I might not be long for this shithole.
September 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Bluesky really wants a shit load of personal information to use DMs. So I might not be long for this shithole.
So happy Peacemaker went there
September 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
So happy Peacemaker went there
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It’s like the Kardashians hooked up with the Squid Game, gave birth to a Sopranos reboot and we’re supposed to pretend it’s the West Wing.
September 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It’s like the Kardashians hooked up with the Squid Game, gave birth to a Sopranos reboot and we’re supposed to pretend it’s the West Wing.
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I love how all the so-called critics are shocked that Paul Thomas Anderson can shoot great action sequences because it tells me they're totally unfamiliar with his early work, like Alien vs Predator and Resident Evil: Afterlife, which has always been his true love
September 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I love how all the so-called critics are shocked that Paul Thomas Anderson can shoot great action sequences because it tells me they're totally unfamiliar with his early work, like Alien vs Predator and Resident Evil: Afterlife, which has always been his true love