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Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · 9d

Barger? What’s Barger?

Dr. Evil from the Austin Powers movies. The joke is, in Goldmember, he has trouble understanding Goldmember saying “father” due to his freaky Dutch accent, which sounds like “farjer”

Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · 12d

Jumminy Crucket

the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 12d

just mispelled jimmy as "jummy"

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Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · 14d

🎶 La la la 🎶

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Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · 14d

I don’t need much prodding to shove these unheralded masterpieces in your face.

Album cover for Smoking Popes’ “Born to Quit” with a blurry photo of a chubby shirtless man flexing. May or may not be Rodney Dangerfield.

Album cover of The Refreshments’ “The Bottle & Fresh Horses” featuring a collage-y painting of a mechanical wooden horse with a man’s head and an empty liquor bottle on its back. Not as creepy as it sounds.

Album cover for Toadies’ “Rubberneck” featuring a painting of 50s greaser-looking guy in a weird wrestling pose over a sea of red. He kind of resembles an vampire Elvis.

Album cover for Failure’s “Fantastic Planet” featuring a pulpy painting or drawing of three spacemen in front of a pair of rockets on a desolate planet.

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Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · 14d

“Never Home” and “Blue Days Black Nights” too!

Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · 14d

What happens if a guy gets one of these on his jersey but sits on the bench for the entire game? He just keep on wearing it til he actually hits the court?

Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · 16d

Really happy for Matt Duffy that he didn't do this back in 2015

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Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · 16d

Another reason to root for the Dodgers to fall on their asses.

Christopher Crawford @crawfordchrisv.bsky.social · 16d

I'm not linking it, you can find it, etc.

But yes, if you think owners aren't going to use back-to-back championships for the Dodgers based on what they've done in the off-season, you're insane.

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Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · 19d

Still with this shit?

Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 19d

This was 53 years ago.
No bench clearing, no ejections.
They just kept playing.

Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · 23d

But more importantly, fuck Ohtani.

Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 23d

Philly booing Ohtani cmon man. He's not a Dodger he's our national baseball Folk Hero. He is for everyone. He loves dogs and hits balls 500 ft and throws the ball 100 mph.

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Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · 23d

The fact that I even know who Bari Weiss is is really annoying.

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Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · Sep 29

Postseason rooting rankings:
1) Mariners
2) Brewers
3) Blue Jays
4) Reds
5) Guardians
6) Tigers
7) Phillies
8) Padres
9) Cubs
10) Red Sox
11) Apocalypse
12) Yankees
13) Dodgers

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Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · Sep 22

I believe that's "joy"

Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · Sep 20

“Born in the U.S.A.” or Steve Forbert’s “Jackrabbit Slim”

Carlos Estrada @ctothelos77.bsky.social · Sep 18

What is Dad playing?

Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · Sep 10

Hand-wash only. (May shrink if submerged in water.)

𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · Sep 10

Excuse me Walmart?

Charcuterie board shaped like a dick and balls

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Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · Sep 5

Damn, again?!

Stilgherrian @stilgherrian.com · Sep 4

“A surgeon who froze his legs so they would require amputation to satisfy a sexual obsession before making nearly £500,000 in insurance claims has been jailed.” www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

NHS surgeon who had his legs removed to satisfy sexual interest is jailed for fraud

Neil Hopper took nearly £500,000 from insurers after falsely claiming he needed amputation because of sepsis

www.theguardian.com

Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · Aug 29

Looks like Sean Astin beefed up to play Jason Giambi in Moneyball 2

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Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · Aug 23

Ew, yeah 🫤

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Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · Aug 23

Ya gotta toast it. Perfect toasting bread. Horrible on its own.

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Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · Aug 20

Splitting up the Giants and Dodgers is blasphemy

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Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · Aug 14

Had Blippi's "The Boat Song" on in the car for my kid literally yesterday and it hit me that, musically, it could be an Old 97's song. That guitar tone sounds exactly like Ken Bethea.

Defector @defector.com · Aug 14

The worst songs we love so much: defector.com/the-worst-so...

The Worst Songs We Love So Much | Defector

I’ve always struggled with the idea of a “guilty pleasure.” Truly innocent pleasure shouldn’t come with a side of shame. Most guilty pleasures are purposely private, indulged alone or among the friend...

defector.com

Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · Aug 11

Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · Aug 7

Plus it looks like Prizm lol

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Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · Aug 2

I had the same worry when the opening scene was basically the trailer, but as soon as Drebin took a bite of that guy's gun, my fears evaporated.

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Ross @rossmaute.bsky.social · Aug 2

I can’t betray high school me….

Blind by Korn

I’d have to time it perfectly so the “ARE YOU READDDDYYYYY?” kicked in as I stepped on the mound.

victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · Aug 2

if you were a closer in major league baseball what would your entrance music be