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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌

@dammitbits.bsky.social

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I would spit in a baby’s eye for a good pot roast. https://linktr.ee/dammitbits

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · Nov 11

And you used to have to have an invite code…

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 9d

LMFAOOOOO

𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 9d

I did NOT just see a grown man in a diaper and onesie on my skyline. Actually, I did and just wish I hadn’t.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 9d

Pour one out for the relationships that don't last after buying a couples' costume.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 12d

If you say you live freedom but don’t care if it applies to everyone then what you really love is privilege

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 15d

It would be funny to have a George Floyd vigil across the street. It’s his birthday today, too!

𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 15d

SKIMS is selling merkins.

a woman in a green shirt is holding her head and says oh jesus .

Alt: a woman in a green shirt is holding her head and says oh jesus .

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 17d

Currently ♥️

Legs in a bubble bath with a bed in the background.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 22d

I see these videos online of people causing trouble on flights and I just don’t want to ever fly again because I’ll want to punch a motherfucker in their gotdam throat if they get squirrelly. I don’t need to go to jail.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 24d

He’s my old man ♥️

𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 25d

Enjoying the cool evening💖

A shih tzu mix standing by a pool with a person’s legs and feet in the picture.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · Sep 25

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · Sep 25

It was phenomenal!

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · Sep 25

If you see this, post a concert pic you took.

The Flaming Lips a few weeks ago at the Santa Barbara Bowl🎉

Looking at a concert stage. Lots of laser lights and confetti. Man on stage is holding metallic balloons that spell out “fuck yeah Santa Barbara.”

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · Sep 22

Instead of reading books with my nephew, or taking him outside to play, his mom posts on Facebook all day. I can’t help but think he would be saying a lot more words if she worked with him instead of being all over social media. It angers me.

𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · Sep 19

Every year, on the National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk, I’m going to make a donation to Planned Parenthood.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · Sep 18

Looks delicious!

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · Sep 15

10:03am is too early to be seeing hard core porn on the skyline.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · Sep 14

Hello from Lady ♥️

Fawn pitbull looking up at the camera and smiling

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · Sep 13

He received the Presidential Citizens Medal, the Army Distinguished Public Service Award, and the Congressional Gold Medal.

𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · Sep 12

Going to start signing off my work emails with, “see you in Valhalla.”

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · Sep 12

THIS is who should be getting a Presidential Medal of Freedom 💯

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · Sep 11

No. It was a guy named Steve. I’ll miss his cooking and fishing posts!

𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · Sep 11

A Twitter “friend” unfollowed me for not being sad about Charlie Kirk.

Note: I’m under no obligation to feel sorrow for the death of a man who didn’t feel much sorrow for the deaths of a lot of other people. It doesn’t mean I’m glad he’s dead.

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · Sep 10

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · Sep 10

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