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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 π–‘π—‚π—π—Œ
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I would spit in a baby’s eye for a good pot roast.

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Thanks Chris!
January 30, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Thank you so much πŸ’•
January 30, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Oh hey! I cut my hair off last Friday. It was nearly to my waist. Feels so much more manageable. Next is getting a balayage to add some dimension. I have to save up. Women’s hair costs so much more than men’s. I’m flabbergasted.
January 28, 2026 at 9:22 PM
We had one kerfuffle in the lobby of our building and the whole campus had to undergo de-escalation and intervention training. Meanwhile, ICE is shooting American citizens in the head with no repercussions.
January 26, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Hi buddy πŸ’• hope all is well!
January 25, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Meanwhile over on the place formerly known as Twitter…
January 25, 2026 at 9:42 PM
This is Lady. She was my dad’s and I took her when he died.
January 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
January 2, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Happy New Year πŸ₯³
January 1, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Cheers!
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Thanks Chris! Happy New Year!
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Tomorrow night I am going to have a spectacular dinner alone, followed by a hotel jacuzzi tub with caviar, uni, and a bottle of 2015 Veuve Clicquot. I. Am. Excited.
December 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
That is bitchin!
December 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I’m taking a ceramics class this Spring! What should I make? It’s hand-building, not wheel-thrown.
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
12 years ago we took Phuglee for his first boat ride up the Colorado River β™₯️
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Several years ago babysitting my friend’s 8 year old daughter, playing Old Maid, I made a joke about me being an old maid. She confidently said, β€œNo Auntie, you’re a spinster.”
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Degree programs like nursing and education are no longer considered β€œprofessional degrees” and are therefore not eligible for more federal financial aid. This is Trump’s way of forcing students to take out high interest loans with private lenders who will profit from their indentured servitude.
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I don’t go on here much lately.
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
People who walk in the street when there’s a sidewalk. What the fuck is their problem?
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I’m sure it was oral. The dog on her. Dogs can’t consent so it’s sexual assault. And totally disgusting.
November 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
LMFAOOOOO
October 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I did NOT just see a grown man in a diaper and onesie on my skyline. Actually, I did and just wish I hadn’t.
October 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Reposted by 𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 π–‘π—‚π—π—Œ
Pour one out for the relationships that don't last after buying a couples' costume.
October 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM