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Several years ago babysitting my friend’s 8 year old daughter, playing Old Maid, I made a joke about me being an old maid. She confidently said, “No Auntie, you’re a spinster.”
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Several years ago babysitting my friend’s 8 year old daughter, playing Old Maid, I made a joke about me being an old maid. She confidently said, “No Auntie, you’re a spinster.”
Degree programs like nursing and education are no longer considered “professional degrees” and are therefore not eligible for more federal financial aid. This is Trump’s way of forcing students to take out high interest loans with private lenders who will profit from their indentured servitude.
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Degree programs like nursing and education are no longer considered “professional degrees” and are therefore not eligible for more federal financial aid. This is Trump’s way of forcing students to take out high interest loans with private lenders who will profit from their indentured servitude.
People who walk in the street when there’s a sidewalk. What the fuck is their problem?
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
People who walk in the street when there’s a sidewalk. What the fuck is their problem?
I did NOT just see a grown man in a diaper and onesie on my skyline. Actually, I did and just wish I hadn’t.
October 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I did NOT just see a grown man in a diaper and onesie on my skyline. Actually, I did and just wish I hadn’t.
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Pour one out for the relationships that don't last after buying a couples' costume.
October 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Pour one out for the relationships that don't last after buying a couples' costume.
SKIMS is selling merkins.
a woman in a green shirt is holding her head and says oh jesus .
Alt: a woman in a green shirt is holding her head and says oh jesus .
media.tenor.com
October 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
SKIMS is selling merkins.
I see these videos online of people causing trouble on flights and I just don’t want to ever fly again because I’ll want to punch a motherfucker in their gotdam throat if they get squirrelly. I don’t need to go to jail.
October 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I see these videos online of people causing trouble on flights and I just don’t want to ever fly again because I’ll want to punch a motherfucker in their gotdam throat if they get squirrelly. I don’t need to go to jail.
Enjoying the cool evening💖
October 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Enjoying the cool evening💖
If you see this, post a concert pic you took.
The Flaming Lips a few weeks ago at the Santa Barbara Bowl🎉
The Flaming Lips a few weeks ago at the Santa Barbara Bowl🎉
September 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
If you see this, post a concert pic you took.
The Flaming Lips a few weeks ago at the Santa Barbara Bowl🎉
The Flaming Lips a few weeks ago at the Santa Barbara Bowl🎉
Instead of reading books with my nephew, or taking him outside to play, his mom posts on Facebook all day. I can’t help but think he would be saying a lot more words if she worked with him instead of being all over social media. It angers me.
September 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Instead of reading books with my nephew, or taking him outside to play, his mom posts on Facebook all day. I can’t help but think he would be saying a lot more words if she worked with him instead of being all over social media. It angers me.
Every year, on the National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk, I’m going to make a donation to Planned Parenthood.
September 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Every year, on the National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk, I’m going to make a donation to Planned Parenthood.
10:03am is too early to be seeing hard core porn on the skyline.
September 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
10:03am is too early to be seeing hard core porn on the skyline.
Hello from Lady ♥️
September 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hello from Lady ♥️
Going to start signing off my work emails with, “see you in Valhalla.”
September 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Going to start signing off my work emails with, “see you in Valhalla.”
THIS is who should be getting a Presidential Medal of Freedom 💯
September 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
THIS is who should be getting a Presidential Medal of Freedom 💯
A Twitter “friend” unfollowed me for not being sad about Charlie Kirk.
Note: I’m under no obligation to feel sorrow for the death of a man who didn’t feel much sorrow for the deaths of a lot of other people. It doesn’t mean I’m glad he’s dead.
Note: I’m under no obligation to feel sorrow for the death of a man who didn’t feel much sorrow for the deaths of a lot of other people. It doesn’t mean I’m glad he’s dead.
September 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
A Twitter “friend” unfollowed me for not being sad about Charlie Kirk.
Note: I’m under no obligation to feel sorrow for the death of a man who didn’t feel much sorrow for the deaths of a lot of other people. It doesn’t mean I’m glad he’s dead.
Note: I’m under no obligation to feel sorrow for the death of a man who didn’t feel much sorrow for the deaths of a lot of other people. It doesn’t mean I’m glad he’s dead.
Excuse me Walmart?
September 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Excuse me Walmart?
Dinner is 7 different cheeses and a few slices of iberico jamon. Paper plate because I’m classy.
September 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Dinner is 7 different cheeses and a few slices of iberico jamon. Paper plate because I’m classy.
Update: My sister said she’d go with me if the tickets don’t sell🙏♥️She doesn’t listen to this kind of music. She likes heavy metal😆
I have tix to see the flaming lips and modest mouse in a few weeks and no one to go with so I’m trying to sell them. 20 years ago I would’ve gone alone and had fun. Now I’m turning 50 and I’m an anxious mess.
August 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Update: My sister said she’d go with me if the tickets don’t sell🙏♥️She doesn’t listen to this kind of music. She likes heavy metal😆
I have tix to see the flaming lips and modest mouse in a few weeks and no one to go with so I’m trying to sell them. 20 years ago I would’ve gone alone and had fun. Now I’m turning 50 and I’m an anxious mess.
August 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I have tix to see the flaming lips and modest mouse in a few weeks and no one to go with so I’m trying to sell them. 20 years ago I would’ve gone alone and had fun. Now I’m turning 50 and I’m an anxious mess.
Just saw a selfie of a dude in a diaper on here. How very Twitter.
August 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Just saw a selfie of a dude in a diaper on here. How very Twitter.
Ok. Wow. So I have a guy that buys content from me. He asked if he could share some of his. Boy did he share! I just saw a slew of amateur gay porn and a few hetero videos from different angles. It was interesting to say the least.
August 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Ok. Wow. So I have a guy that buys content from me. He asked if he could share some of his. Boy did he share! I just saw a slew of amateur gay porn and a few hetero videos from different angles. It was interesting to say the least.