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X - Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV)
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X - Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · Jul 13
Finally making a thread of…odd things my partner has said:

Her: “Ever have a terrifying thought first thing in the morning? My eyes are dry but I gotta pee…”

Me: “…. Please don’t pee in your ey-“

Her: “ I’m NOT gonna pee in my eeeyees!”
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X - Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · 1d
I was very confused by this as well. I think blue = good and red = bad. Red stoplight, Darth Vader, Demons, etc.

You could do a scale of green -yellow-orange-red maybe?
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X - Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · 2d
Lmao That the top four are because the Thrashers were the original reject pile, only to be followed spiritually by the Jets.
notprnhl.bsky.social NHL Public Relations (Bot) @notprnhl.bsky.social · 2d
Jonathan Toews netted his first goal with his hometown /NHLJets and first overall since April 13, 2023 – a span of 2 years, 189 days.

#NHLStats: https://media.nhl.com/public/live-updates?date=2025-10-20
rockyhockey.bsky.social
X - Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · 2d
THEY’RE HERE
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X - Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · 4d
Pierce Brosnan from the movie The Thomas Crowne Affair
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X - Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · 4d
“I’m just trying to commit as many sins as I can before I have to go to the hospital”
rockyhockey.bsky.social
X - Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · 4d
That section pretty much damn near ruined the rest of the (surprisingly) good movie.
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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 6d
Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
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rockyhockey.bsky.social
X - Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · 8d
Every Single Letterboxd Review: “I swear I wish that (MAIN CHARACTER OF C+ AT BEST MOVIE) would punch me in the stomach and spit into my open mouth”
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X - Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · 11d
MARTY PARTY
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 14d
This is the lesson of 2025
qjurecic.bsky.social Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 14d
he's going to come after you either way, so you might as well act with integrity
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 15d
I think it's very cool that we're able to make each other laugh
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Melissa Ryan @melissaryan.bsky.social · 15d
Yes. They keep telling us who they are and what their agenda is. They're not trying to hide it or be coy about it. Society has to respond in kind. Starting with the elites.
volts.wtf David Roberts @volts.wtf · 15d
Everything they are doing & saying right now is very obviously meant to clear the way for mass repressive violence.

Fact checking is not going to do shit.

Talking about kitchen table issues is not going to do shit.

We need open, unapologetic defiance & conflict.
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rockyhockey.bsky.social
X - Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · 16d
Me with Scars on Broadways new album.
rockyhockey.bsky.social
X - Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · 16d
“What if your name was Manthrump Hunksplat?”
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X - Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · 17d
Nope, nooope, I’m more mature than this.
notfrankseravalli.bsky.social Frank Seravalli (Bot) @notfrankseravalli.bsky.social · 17d
#Canes claimed G Brandon Bussi from Florida.
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X - Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · 20d
Literally today, while reheating some soup.
“You better be as hot as the Devil’s bussy. *slurp* mmm devil bussy hot”.
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X - Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · 21d
Godspeed Condor.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21d
If you're blaming the Democrats for the shutdown of a government that is run entirely by Republicans, why stop there?

Go wild, man. Blame the shutdown on leprechauns, or the Seattle Mariners, or maybe the cast of "She's the Sheriff."

You've decided facts don't matter, so have some fun with it!
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Jackson Crawford @norsebysw.bsky.social · 23d
Kaleb Horton, again: "It's sad how many RTs you get by saying the world is ending instead of admitting the scary truth that it's not and there's work to do in it."
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rockyhockey.bsky.social
X - Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · 24d
“Haunted presidential butt quarters. They’ve just been in the president’s butts.”
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X - Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · 25d
As a designer I hate it when these happen. Thats why WHEN you’re designing you need to plan for the longest names possible.
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Everything Hat Ever Sent You Is Off The Record @kenwhite.bsky.social · Feb 2
A government that deliberately abandons the rule of law is not morally entitled to its protections.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26d
not true
Kyle Kulinski on Twitter posts an illustrated image, where Laura Loomer tells Hasan Piker "WE'RE DEPORTING YOU BACK TO TURKEY." In the drawing, Hasan Piker replies: "I was born in New Jersey." Laura Loomer replies to Kyle: "The left has no sense of humor." On September 6, 2024, Laura Loomer posts a video, where she eats dog food. She writes on Twitter: "I just ate dog food. It's human grade. Which means you and your dog can share a taste, nutrient dense treat together. Order yours today at [link]" I post a screenshot of this tweet and write: "i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post."
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 26d
Reposting some evergreen content

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For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis
The Nazis are the most despicable scum to ever walk the face of the earth. Thankfully they were defeated in World War 2 and have…
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X - Not A Doctor (But I Play One On TV) @rockyhockey.bsky.social · 28d
“No one can force you to go into a cave. Like you can’t call 911 and say ‘Yes I’d like to report a forced spelunking’.”
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