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RobotEnjoyer5000 🥟🍉
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Serica. (🇺🇸-born 🇨🇳)
Solidarity with: 🇸🇩 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
🇺🇳 world's first robot Humanitarian 🇺🇳
born 2005, pronouns any [EN-US] | 他/tā [ZH-CN]
robot lover, LLM hater

Art/Worldbuilding tags: #ProvinceOfAllMankind #poam
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Now watching: “Why Tech Oligarchs Love Star Trek” by @jessiegender.bsky.social. Incoherent amateur review, and even more incoherent self reflection, to follow.
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A pixel art gift for @halcyonframe.bsky.social 🤍

Cheers to fresh starts and old friends! 🌼

#pixelart #aseprite
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Just a quiet, sad little PSA.

If someone is estranged from their parents, please please don’t give them the ‘but they’re your mum/ dad’

They were their mum / dad when they did the worst imaginable things to their own kids.

It’s not up to the children to make it ok. It’s up to them to live well.
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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U.S. flags are still at full staff today, even after two National Guard soldiers were shot and one was killed days ago. They were lowered almost immediately after Charlie Kirk’s death.
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Hey you, person on the other side of the screen. I think you're pretty cool. Keep being awesome.
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Let’s just say things get a little… English… when you’re stuck at home :>c
After the breakout of the Cradle War on 4 July 2205, it would fall upon the United Academies of the Nisangye (UAN) to rebuild her allies, and lead the charge to distant Terranova, where a much more horrific threat awaits them…

#provinceofallmankind #furryart #scifi #poam
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Sure! Mastercard, Visa, Stripe + Paypal are further restricting what kinds of perfectly legal adult content you can buy through their processor (they cracked down on itchio and steam over the summer, not to mention Patreon a few years ago). We're tired of them acting like dictators instead of tools.
I don’t happen to have a Mastercard, but can you remind me why I’d be upset with them if I did?
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Five (this one courtesy of @seanpdailey.bsky.social)
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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A plea to no one, or to everyone, for life to slow down. To go as planned. To be stagnant, for just one moment so things can feel real.

A piece for feelings of existential dread, and for those that wish they could hold onto good times for just a little while longer than they were allowed to.
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Change.
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Cornelius Lung has gotten his pelt all sewn together, so now I just need to actually sew it onto him!

Really love seeing him come together, I'm excited to cover him in scales!
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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send this to a financial economist to kill them instantly
The Krugman blog today on affordability gets at exactly what I think is happening, and what's missed in the vibecession debates

paulkrugman.substack.com/p/affordabil...
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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When settlers are honest about what they are celebrating at Thanksgiving…Native genocide. This is in North Dakota, (of course) the Cenex in Minot.
November 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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“Why aren’t you a perfectly objective historian???”

IDK probably for the same reason no one else has ever been or will be
November 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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This is just simply not politics at all. It’s like an influencer hashtag to help motivate people to start getting in shape for 2026.

If a venture capitalist is guiding your comms strategy then it’s pretty obviously going to be about nothing and stand for nothing
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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This is something a mid major college football coach on the hot seat says at a press conference after his team’s 5th loss of the season
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Everything went to shit from here. Critical support to the weltgeist of Qart-Hadašt in the eternal fight against the rotting husk of Rome
No new tribunate this week so here is a classic from the vault for your view pleasure.

It’s a discussion of war crimes past and present as well as the tendency to absolve ancients of their deeds because they happened so long ago that they seem perfectly natural to us now
youtu.be/fqjy3Ch-VjM
Carthago Delenda Est: The 3rd Punic War and the End of a Civilization
YouTube video by Tribunate
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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No new tribunate this week so here is a classic from the vault for your view pleasure.

It’s a discussion of war crimes past and present as well as the tendency to absolve ancients of their deeds because they happened so long ago that they seem perfectly natural to us now
youtu.be/fqjy3Ch-VjM
Carthago Delenda Est: The 3rd Punic War and the End of a Civilization
YouTube video by Tribunate
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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After the breakout of the Cradle War on 4 July 2205, it would fall upon the United Academies of the Nisangye (UAN) to rebuild her allies, and lead the charge to distant Terranova, where a much more horrific threat awaits them…

#provinceofallmankind #furryart #scifi #poam
November 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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In time, they would become Humanity’s frenemy - both a role model in the road to universal prosperity, and a “red imperialist” who often imposed that harmony upon others.

2/x
November 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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The dragons ‼️‼️

When the old Guanaui empire collapsed, it was the scholarly world of Hyanga (later renamed Kedar) who quickly bounced back from technological collapse. With a long history of democracy and mutual aid, socialism was the default model for the new Nisang species.

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November 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The dragons ‼️‼️

When the old Guanaui empire collapsed, it was the scholarly world of Hyanga (later renamed Kedar) who quickly bounced back from technological collapse. With a long history of democracy and mutual aid, socialism was the default model for the new Nisang species.

1/x
November 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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We just published a deep look into David Sacks, the White House's AI and Crypto czar. The story examines how he has been able keep hundreds of stakes in AI-related and crypto companies as he influences gov policy in those very industries.

Here's what we found:

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/t...
Silicon Valley’s Man in the White House Is Benefiting Himself and His Friends
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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if it seems a bit strange to you that an ostensibly ‘feminist’ organisation should be campaigning against free period products, I’d invite you to consider where said organisation is getting its funding and whose views it’s set up to promote
I guess when you're rich you can't comprehend people having no money, much feminism from Maya as usual. They are willing to see organisations that actually help people shut down if they don't follow their weird little ideology, but yeah, she's a "women's rights campaigner"
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, you’re not in business.

You’re in organized crime.
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM