Rob Marmet
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Rob Marmet
@robmarmet.com
Kind of over social media. And yet I’m here.
Pinned
Ok. Social media pause needed. Logging out and deleting this app. If you need to reach me, I have very obvious Gmail and personal domain email addresses.
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these are the 7 house democrats who voted to give ICE another $10 billion on thursday btw
January 24, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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If you have any firsthand video of today’s shooting, please please submit here so the Hennepin County Attorneys Office can review it

hennepinprosecutor.evidence.com/axon/communi...
Community Evidence Request 1.7.26
Please use this link to submit evidence or information regarding the incident on January 7, 2026. If you have information that does not include photos or videos, or if you have technical issues or ot...
hennepinprosecutor.evidence.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.

The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
January 24, 2026 at 4:04 PM
In any other timeline the shooter or shooters would be thoroughly investigated, charged, and prosecuted.

However, we have a federal government of, by, and for the worst instincts and impulses of the worst middle school boy bullies.
The video of the latest apparent ICE killing shows them repeatedly shooting someone after they had already been beaten and were being held down by multiple agents.
January 24, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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To delete your TikTok account without agreeing to the new TOS:

1) put your phone in airplane mode
2) open TikTok and go to your profile
3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account
4) turn airplane mode off
5) delete your account

Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this
January 24, 2026 at 5:59 AM
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On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Did I just check in with my sole remaining friend from my elementary and middle school years who is a pastor in Minnesota to see if she has been arrested? Yes. (Protesting, but not arrested!)

Am I ready to help pay bail if she is arrested? HELL YES!
Clergy are being arrested in Minnesota for peacefully protesting - 1/23/2026
January 23, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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Hey MAGA and GOP Republicans - you probably haven’t seen a demonstration of true religious faith before - so here you go:
Clergy are being arrested in Minnesota for peacefully protesting - 1/23/2026
January 23, 2026 at 7:52 PM
The only people who will watch this are people who are so loyal to their party they won’t leave it when it is taken over by a Russian asset who destroys whatever is left of America’s global soft power.
January 23, 2026 at 8:02 PM
The one thing that could stop this from happening: Can the Bills afford having the entire Rivers family on their health insurance?
Philip Rivers will interview Friday for the Buffalo Bills’ head-coaching job, a source tells @diannarussini.bsky.social.
January 23, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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Highlighting:
That's not the MN State flag anymore.
A major reason for the change was specifically blatant racist, anti-Indigenous imagery.
It is a specific choice to use this flag.
Minority extremists use the old flag as a dog whistle.
The Vice President is prominently dog whistling.
Vance podium flanked by steroidal SUV’s declaring “Protect the Homeland” and the *old* Minnesota flag.
January 22, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Many people are saying the bloody bruise on his hand is from having to jörk off his micropeen regularly and in a very rough way because Melania understandably won’t touch him. Believe me.
January 22, 2026 at 3:53 PM
“The healthiest man to ever…” whatever BS way they finish that sentence is making jaundice and ruptured blood vessels great again.
January 22, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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Trump's *left* hand -- not the one that is usually disfigured -- now has a large bruise and is discolored

These pictures are from today in Davos and are via Chip Somodevilla (Getty) and Fabrice Coffrini (AFP)
January 22, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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Now, I’m no forsenic scientist, but the first shot that went through the windshield does not appear to have the trajectory of a headshot. Let’s assume that first shot was lawfully justified, the remaining ones through the open window…? And then the failure to render aid…? Absurd to not investigate.
January 22, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Very smart, sexy, country that contains a region named Flanders.

(Feels like they’re signing nothing at all. Nothing at all!)
January 22, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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Media when Biden said Zelenskyy instead of Putin: breaking news, 800 graphics saying "Biden's Brain Problem," chartered private planes flying in cognition experts from ETH Zurich

Media when Trump confuses Iceland with Greenland: Trump Marks One-Year Anniversary With Commanding 7-Hour Speech
Trump is now confusing Greenland and Iceland: "They're not there for us on Iceland, that I can tell you. Our stock market took the first dip yesterday because of Iceland. So Iceland has already cost us a lot of money."
January 21, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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Things you see on the sidewalk at Massachusetts and New Jersey Avenues NW in DC after the events at a certain event at the nearby Hyatt over the last weekend…
January 20, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Yeah, we need people to admit that they were wrong, but this was straight up electing Trump because she wanted him to do to the queer community what he's now doing to hers. People need to grapple with how their bigotry screwed themselves and the country or we're going to keep repeating history.
Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
January 20, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Things you see on the sidewalk at Massachusetts and New Jersey Avenues NW in DC after the events at a certain event at the nearby Hyatt over the last weekend…
January 20, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Again, why was the 2024 conversation about fitness for office so one sided? Asking for a few billion people around the earth.
January 20, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social, are you watching this press conference? Would you happen to know any journalists with experience in writing about cognitive health?
January 20, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I wasn’t the one who hooked up.

But a colleague at a past job in the former career hooked up with the boss at the time on Grindr, got hired, and people were demoted to accommodate the new employee.

So really, we all got f***ed.
🚨 I'm writing a piece on workplace romances and want to hear YOUR JUICY STORIES.🚨

Ever dated or slept with a coworker? A boss? A direct report?

How did it start/end?? Did it get MESSY or did you somehow come out with something SWEET and long-lasting??

HMU in the DMs. We can withhold your name!
January 20, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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When Dems are in power, we got stories and entire narratives framed through the lens of right-wing people’s imagined wrongs.

When the Trump admin acts, we get stories and entire narratives framed through the lens of right-wing people’s imagined wrongs.
January 20, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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I mean….
Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…
January 20, 2026 at 12:13 AM