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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 1h

ive been saying this for years but the last thing i need is to hear more points of fucking view. points of view is how we got into this fucking mess. we need like a 99% reduction in points of fucking view. oh you've got an opinion about stuff do you? stick it up your ass dingus

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Rob @robloblaw.bsky.social · 3h

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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 2d

Don’t see how that’s any of my business

A fundraising text that says “Team, Gavin Newsom and Barack Obama are officially teaming up and SOUNDING”

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 5d

I am a heterosexual man. And I can't wait for the world to see my beautiful ballroom I'm cooking up.

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Rob @robloblaw.bsky.social · 3d

Nextdoor rules

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Dr. Hilary Agro, PhD 🎃 @hilaryagro.com · 5d

A writer tried dating alt-right men as an experiment to learn about them. There is so much going on here I don't even know where to start

www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...

I told him that I was born in Russia and was a writer. He showed me a list he’d written of his favourite desserts in the city. It was a sober hobby he’d started during the pandemic, going to restaurants by himself, sampling sweets. He made a lot of lists, he said, most of them food-related. I asked what other kinds he made.

“Lists of lies liberal white women tell about Donald Trump,” he replied.

Suddenly, his leg was shaking. He grabbed the edges of the table and raised his voice: “White, liberal women are a plague on our society.”

He proceeded to drink 11 iced coffees.

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 6d

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 6d

i found out from hedonism 2's facebook page that 1) there are people riding out a cat 5 hurricane at the hedonism 2 swingers sex resort and 2) melissas a freak

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Joe Tilleli @sorrywrongjoe.bsky.social · 10d

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 11d

This post made me laugh

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 16d

farm to table doesn't impress me. let my food go on a journey. let it see the world

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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 16d

Happy birthday to Eminem, born on this day in 1972. With over 220 million records sold, he turned raw truth into rhyme and brought hip-hop to Middle America. A lyrical force whose words still shake speakers and minds alike.