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Rob Francis @robertfrancis.co.uk · 18h

They also took his favourite song out of the jukebox...

Phil Norman @mrphilnorman.bsky.social · 20h

Rob Francis @robertfrancis.co.uk · 19h

This is what the White House will look like once Trump's finished with it...

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Rob Francis @robertfrancis.co.uk · 22h

Has anyone reminded Dave Benson Phillips that the CLOCKS go back this weekend?

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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 1d

Well, considering how much Reform threw at this by-election, HAHA GET THIS IN THE BOLLOCKS YOU NAZI SHITHOUSES.

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Rob Francis @robertfrancis.co.uk · 1d

Not gutted.

ChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social · 1d

Mike Morris GIFs for all!!!!

a man with a mustache wearing a white shirt and red tie is laughing .

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Rob Francis @robertfrancis.co.uk · 1d

What's it like inside your head?

homer simpson is laying on his stomach on the floor in a cartoon .

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Rob Francis @robertfrancis.co.uk · 2d

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Rob Francis @robertfrancis.co.uk · 2d

Well, that’s it. I’ve done the unthinkable. I’ve deleted Tinder. The app’s gone - no more swiping, no more polite small talk that dies halfway through, and no more “Hey stranger” messages from people who ghosted me three weeks ago.

I’ve Deleted Tinder – and Honestly, I Feel Lighter Already

Well, that’s it. I’ve done the unthinkable. I’ve deleted Tinder. The app’s gone - no more swiping, no more polite small talk that dies halfway through, and no more “Hey stranger” messages from people who ghosted me three weeks ago. It’s funny, really. When I first downloaded it, I thought it was the future of dating. A brave new world of romance, where connections were just a swipe away.

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Rob Francis @robertfrancis.co.uk · 3d

milky milky

Tim Arnold @timarnold1977.bsky.social · 3d

a man is standing in a grocery store holding a box of milk .

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Rob Francis @robertfrancis.co.uk · 4d

Somebody's put up an episode of Through The Keyhole, and spoiled it by giving away the identities of the owners in the fucking video title and thumbnail...

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Rob Francis @robertfrancis.co.uk · 4d

If Dara O'Briain's unavailable to host the new series of Mock The Week, then I'd like to volunteer.

I do look like him...

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 4d

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Rob Francis @robertfrancis.co.uk · 5d

My first day as head of Amazon Internet services has started well.

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Rob Francis @robertfrancis.co.uk · 5d

One Night in Bangkok by Murray Head, from the musical Chess.

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Rob Francis @robertfrancis.co.uk · 5d

Without downloading where are you mentally right now? x

Rob Francis @robertfrancis.co.uk · 5d

Sunday afternoon... I'm watching the sumo.

Rob Francis @robertfrancis.co.uk · 6d

Fantastic! I absolutely love it!

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Rob Francis @robertfrancis.co.uk · 6d

Where can I get that clock? I love it.

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Rob Francis @robertfrancis.co.uk · 6d

I'm Sorry I Haven't a Postecoglou.

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Rob Francis @robertfrancis.co.uk · 7d

Oh, the Grand Old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men,
No, hold on.
That was Bonnie Blue...

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Rob Francis @robertfrancis.co.uk · 7d

PUB QUIZ!

QUESTION 1:

What is a digital optical data storage format recording of "Saturday Night Fever'" otherwise known as?

A.
B. Gee
C.
D.

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Rob Francis @robertfrancis.co.uk · 7d

That was a long doctor’s appointment yesterday, but I finally have some answers. I’ve been referred to a sleep clinic for tests to see what’s going on. The good news... all my blood tests came back fine!

Feeling relieved to have a next step.

Rob Francis @robertfrancis.co.uk · 8d

Ever wondered what a former England footballer does when he goes to the toilet?

Wonder no more...

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Rob Francis @robertfrancis.co.uk · 8d

I'm waiting to be see by a doctor, but you won't hear about that on the news...