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rileyj.me
Riley / prencher
@rileyj.me
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🏳️‍🌈 She/her | Seattle
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 8h
Also just the amount of drivers that have no ability to accelerate smoothly or to one pedal drive but do it anyway and make you want to hurl for the entire trip. Good times.
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 8h
Even new, base tier 3’s and Y’s are also surprisingly cheap for the purpose, especially once you factor in the incentives and gas + maintenance savings. Now it’s kind of a nobrainer with how cheap used ones are.

Which sucks not just because of Tesla but also the back seats suck major ass.
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 8h
Can you use your influence to force @robzacny.bsky.social to save the beaver colony he genocided after that?
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 12h
Oooh which one? I like Biscuit & Bean’s
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 22h
The chicken is only there so they can pretend to be a chicken joint. They’re actually a Texas toast and sauce joint.
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 23h
Well it fans out from your follows and likes, and their follows and likes, so get following
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 1d
Luckily you don’t need eyes
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 1d
They’re just excited to finally have a mascot
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 2d
That’s actually a highly venomous spider
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 2d
Those guys who already forgot the name Charlie Kirk really owned them
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 2d
Premium grade genderfluid
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 2d
Vape check
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 3d
Meanwhile Rob pronounces a good 1 in 7 words weird
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 3d
Nespresso Gold???
a man is standing in front of a fire and saying `` you were the chosen one '' .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a fire and saying `` you were the chosen one '' .
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 3d
Goddamnit, Amélie. Trolled by iOS keyboard in both the post and alt text. 😔
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 3d
It’s giving Amélia [complimentary]
The main poster for the movie Amélia. It features a woman in a red v-neck top with red lipstick and black hair cut with baby bangs.
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 3d
@jamesgunn.bsky.social’s taste in music is S tier.
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 3d
But the wine folks are good natured about it, unlike say Richard Stallman, who has a meltdown anytime anybody says Linux and not GNU/Linux.
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 3d
It’s so funny because yeah, from an implementation perspective it’s not at all, but from a user perspective it’s a goddamn emulator and I’m gonna give you a wedgie
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 4d
Also tends to magically just make half of the bill disappear when they do have it but have to itemize out 1 Tylenol for $147.50 and a needle at $36.45
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 4d
It’s the baby bangs
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 4d
Oh nothing like that. Loved the game, but had some PC perf issues and by the time it was addressed, I’d memory holed whatever I did in the first 4 or 6 hours or whatever I played.
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 4d
Listen @gameonysus.bsky.social, I put Control in the freezer! It’s still good! I’ll eat it soon.
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 5d
I was gonna say every call of duty after the MW reboot, but they just release them anyway
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Riley / prencher @rileyj.me · 5d
The cut to the full wall mural got me good
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