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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
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There was a time when the United States looked down its nose at the countries in South America for being lawless banana republics. Who's the banana republic now, bitches?
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
There was a time when the United States looked down its nose at the countries in South America for being lawless banana republics. Who's the banana republic now, bitches?
lmaooo the russians have known how to flatter trump since the late 1970s when they started recruiting him to do their bidding
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
lmaooo the russians have known how to flatter trump since the late 1970s when they started recruiting him to do their bidding
The most effective peace plan in Ukraine is for russia to pack its shit and fuck off back to its own country
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The most effective peace plan in Ukraine is for russia to pack its shit and fuck off back to its own country
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Big shoutout to Brazil for imprisoning their disgraced ex president and insurrectionist. Hopefully one day the United States will take subversion as seriously as the Brazilians
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Big shoutout to Brazil for imprisoning their disgraced ex president and insurrectionist. Hopefully one day the United States will take subversion as seriously as the Brazilians
I bet the first guy that got a bill mailed to his house lost his fucking mind
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I bet the first guy that got a bill mailed to his house lost his fucking mind
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We are in the grips of a global crime syndicate. This plan has been years in the making. Until now, they have hidden behind their masks of respectability and religious piety. Make no mistake, they are evil criminals, capable of anything to achieve their goals, the accumulation of wealth and power.
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
We are in the grips of a global crime syndicate. This plan has been years in the making. Until now, they have hidden behind their masks of respectability and religious piety. Make no mistake, they are evil criminals, capable of anything to achieve their goals, the accumulation of wealth and power.
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I love seeing this. 💙
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I love seeing this. 💙
I’m so lucky a cat that likes baseball chose to live with me!
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I’m so lucky a cat that likes baseball chose to live with me!
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Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
August 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
Fascism needs to be mocked at every turn, including but not limited to, jury instructions
Jury has its instructions. MUST find Sandwich Guy acted forcibly, which “can” be shown thru attempt/threat to inflict bodily harm. Assault is any attempt/threat to inflict “any physical injury, however small, including touching offensive to a person of reasonable sensibility.”
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Fascism needs to be mocked at every turn, including but not limited to, jury instructions
Wild how on the The West Wing they stressed over an adviser maybe hooking up with a call girl and 25 years later the POTUS got convicted of 34 felonies, was found liable for raping someone, paid off a porn star to cover up an affair and got reelected
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Wild how on the The West Wing they stressed over an adviser maybe hooking up with a call girl and 25 years later the POTUS got convicted of 34 felonies, was found liable for raping someone, paid off a porn star to cover up an affair and got reelected
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The failure to successfully prosecute Donald Trump was preceded by the lack of an attempt to prosecute George W Bush and Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The failure to successfully prosecute Donald Trump was preceded by the lack of an attempt to prosecute George W Bush and Dick Cheney
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it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
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It’s not cool to celebrate someone’s death. Sure, Vlad the Impaler dipped his bread in the blood of his victims, but he was a human being who deserves our courtesy and respect
December 4, 2024 at 6:58 PM
It’s not cool to celebrate someone’s death. Sure, Vlad the Impaler dipped his bread in the blood of his victims, but he was a human being who deserves our courtesy and respect
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Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
ICE should stop arresting immigrants and start arresting people driving cars with aftermarket mufflers
November 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
ICE should stop arresting immigrants and start arresting people driving cars with aftermarket mufflers
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I hope this new Bruce Springsteen biopic finally reveals where Bruce Springsteen was born. The country of his birth has been up for debate for quite some time. Frankly, it would've been helpful if he wrote a song about it.
October 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I hope this new Bruce Springsteen biopic finally reveals where Bruce Springsteen was born. The country of his birth has been up for debate for quite some time. Frankly, it would've been helpful if he wrote a song about it.
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Best 3 minutes you will spend on the internet today.
October 8, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Best 3 minutes you will spend on the internet today.
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I don’t have even a minute to explain today, but the ring situation might be worse than we thought. Possible built in facial recognition. If anyone has questionable citizenship status, wear a mask if you’re going out with kids to trick or treat. Maybe wear white face. Ring is in boycott guide.
Ring Cameras added to the boycott guide (Amazon section). If the Nazis had this tech, there might’ve been no Jews left in Europe. We don’t yet know which cams aren’t helping ICE—but we know Ring is.
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Psycho Pete's Living Guide to Boycotting the Big Orange Menace
The beast eats money. Don't feed it with yours.
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October 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I don’t have even a minute to explain today, but the ring situation might be worse than we thought. Possible built in facial recognition. If anyone has questionable citizenship status, wear a mask if you’re going out with kids to trick or treat. Maybe wear white face. Ring is in boycott guide.
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On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
October 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
Everyone loves baseball
October 30, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Everyone loves baseball
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Outside looking in…
October 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Outside looking in…