rickolantern
@rickolantern.bsky.social
Asheville NC
guitar, chess, pizza
no Nazis
guitar, chess, pizza
no Nazis
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Kids today have it so easy! Back in our day, we didn’t have no fancy “epi-pens”…
We just died! AND WE LIKED IT!!!
We just died! AND WE LIKED IT!!!
November 27, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Kids today have it so easy! Back in our day, we didn’t have no fancy “epi-pens”…
We just died! AND WE LIKED IT!!!
We just died! AND WE LIKED IT!!!
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Just saw a bumper sticker that read, “Do you follow Jesus this closely?“
And I thought, “I don’t know. Does he drive as fucking slow as you?!”
And I thought, “I don’t know. Does he drive as fucking slow as you?!”
October 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Just saw a bumper sticker that read, “Do you follow Jesus this closely?“
And I thought, “I don’t know. Does he drive as fucking slow as you?!”
And I thought, “I don’t know. Does he drive as fucking slow as you?!”
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All of the times I’ve wondered what Putin had on Trump, and now we find out Jeffrey Epstein was talking to Putin’s ambassador about Trump.
Jeffrey Epstein claimed he gave Russians insight into Trump
Newly released emails show the late convicted sex offender’s extensive network of foreign contacts, whom he corresponded with about Trump’s policy decisions.
www.politico.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
All of the times I’ve wondered what Putin had on Trump, and now we find out Jeffrey Epstein was talking to Putin’s ambassador about Trump.
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🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump & USDA going to Supreme Court to try and STOP SNAP Benefits from being distributed. This is truly the MOST evil thing I have ever witnessed by a sitting Administration. Absolutely DESPICABLE!
www.lawdork.com/p/trump-admi...
www.lawdork.com/p/trump-admi...
Trump admin goes to SCOTUS to try and stop order that it pay full SNAP benefits this month
DOJ asks the justices for an order by 9:30 p.m. Friday — as USDA was in the middle of completing its process for making full payments, under a court order to finish Friday.
www.lawdork.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump & USDA going to Supreme Court to try and STOP SNAP Benefits from being distributed. This is truly the MOST evil thing I have ever witnessed by a sitting Administration. Absolutely DESPICABLE!
www.lawdork.com/p/trump-admi...
www.lawdork.com/p/trump-admi...
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I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
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A FIFA prize for peace is like an OnlyFans prize for celibacy
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
A FIFA prize for peace is like an OnlyFans prize for celibacy
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All 6 Branches Of Armed Forces Present At Arrest Of Undocumented Nanny
All 6 Branches Of Armed Forces Present At Arrest Of Undocumented Nanny
BLOOMFIELD HILLS, MI—In what they described as a collaborative effort to share resources and information in defense of U.S. territory, Pentagon officials confirmed Monday that all six branches of the ...
theonion.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
All 6 Branches Of Armed Forces Present At Arrest Of Undocumented Nanny
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Trump Imposes 25% Tariff On Chinese-Made Trump Products
Trump Imposes 25% Tariff On Chinese-Made Trump Products
WASHINGTON—In an attempt to stop U.S. markets from being flooded with foreign-made campaign merchandise and other licensed items promoting his brand, President Donald Trump signed an executive order F...
theonion.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Imposes 25% Tariff On Chinese-Made Trump Products
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“Donald Trump - since I know you’re listening - I have four words for you. TURN THE VOLUME UP.” - Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
“Donald Trump - since I know you’re listening - I have four words for you. TURN THE VOLUME UP.” - Mamdani
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
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it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
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If you think Trump can’t misuse the nuclear codes because "people would stop him" well those same people just watched him bulldoze a wing of the White House.
October 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If you think Trump can’t misuse the nuclear codes because "people would stop him" well those same people just watched him bulldoze a wing of the White House.
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Will we be holding the Nuremberg Trials in Asheville or Reno?
October 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Will we be holding the Nuremberg Trials in Asheville or Reno?
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Raskin: "Speaker Johnson described the exercise of 1st Amendment rights across the country by 6 or 7 millions Americans as part of No Kings as a 'Hate America Rally.' The Hate America Rally happened on January 6 ... there were more than 140 police officers who were wounded."
October 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Raskin: "Speaker Johnson described the exercise of 1st Amendment rights across the country by 6 or 7 millions Americans as part of No Kings as a 'Hate America Rally.' The Hate America Rally happened on January 6 ... there were more than 140 police officers who were wounded."
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🚨 NEWS: Colombian President Gustavo Petro accuses U.S. government officials of murder and violating Colombia’s sovereignty and says the Trump-ordered strike of a boat in the Caribbean killed a fisherman named Alejandro Carranza.
October 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
🚨 NEWS: Colombian President Gustavo Petro accuses U.S. government officials of murder and violating Colombia’s sovereignty and says the Trump-ordered strike of a boat in the Caribbean killed a fisherman named Alejandro Carranza.
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Coast Guard bought Kristi Noem two private jets (I guess if one breaks down). Cost: $172 million. Is that what you call draining the swamp?
October 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Coast Guard bought Kristi Noem two private jets (I guess if one breaks down). Cost: $172 million. Is that what you call draining the swamp?