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Pete Ehlke
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"Technical Debt"
For a while there, we had rumors of a Jenette Vasquez origin story movie with Michelle Rodriguez in the lead role.

In the service of all humanity, I would suspend all film production until that was in theaters.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Everything that's wrong with higher education today is encapsulated in the view that it's an industry.
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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TIL Edmund Fitzgerald, namesake of the ship lost with all hands in a Lake Superior storm in November 1975, had a great uncle Edmond Fitzgerald who also had a ship named after him, the Edmond Fitzgerald, which was lost with all hands in a Lake Erie storm in November 1883
How the Fitzgerald Sank Twice
An excerpt
greatlakespeopleandplaces.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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There is no reality where algorithmically picking projects for maximum shareholder value creates Art like Earth Girls Are Easy
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 AM
This. This right here.
I don't understand why the other reporters just carried on like it was normal. Why was nobody saying "you can't speak to her like that" and refusing to continue til he apologised? He's not a king; they don't need to treat him with unearned deference.
November 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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the monkey's paw gives a terrible handjob
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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trust is neither given nor earned. it forms naturally between people who share the experience of having listened to Skinny Puppy at or after 3 am in the dark by themselves
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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The ability to convince capital markets to hand you a trillion dollars on the strength of obvious bullshit paired with the inability to get a single human to sincerely and spontaneously say they love you is some real punishment of the gods shit.
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I’m two hops from Donald fucking Trump.
Off the top of my head, in terms of degrees of separation I managed to get from myself to *Jimi Hendrix* in "three hops," this is a WILD assertion to make

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
New rule:

You don’t get to host a literary theme party until you produce a 10 page précis, in the author’s voice, summarizing the theme and lesson of the book.

Else, the guillotine.
More Insta snaps from the let them eat cake ball at Mar a Lago
November 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Just @ me next time, OK?
This is how it felt teaching zoomers about punk in my pop music class today
November 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”

It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
America... boy, I dunno.
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Kind of amazing to think about how different the world might be today if PayPal had just... failed early on and shut down. You can trace so much nonsense today back to PayPal getting bailed out by eBay.
October 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I had a heart attack at 49. The bill was $300,000.
DeSantis said “Most people, particularly under 50, what they really need is a catastrophic plan that’s affordable, where then they can pay whatever they’re doing out of a health savings account.”
floridapolitics.com/archives/761...
Ron DeSantis says people under 50 don’t have much use for comprehensive health insurance
'Catastrophic care' should be enough for them.
floridapolitics.com
October 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Those who refuse to learn from spamhaus are condemned to forever reimplement it, badly.
October 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
We always thought John Bolton was a ham sandwich. This confirms it.
October 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Cowboy Junkies, Powderfinger. Absolutely transformative.
Without saying Hurt, fav Cover Song?
October 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Truly, Chicago is the Platonic ideal of an American city.
I visited Chicago for the first time in my life this spring. I went all over and while I didn't get to see every square inch, all of my experiences were amazing and overwhelmingly positive. The people of Chicago treated me so well! The food was good, the ballpark phenomenal, transportation fast!
BEST BIG CITY IN THE US 9 YEARS IN A ROW.

While critics try to paint Chicago as something to fear, the rest of the world knows the truth — this is the best big city in America.
October 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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It seems clear—I think to everyone, now—that a false and illegal invocation of the Insurrection Act is coming before the end of the year. Media outlets should be telling us how they will prepare for this potential Treason. State governments should be telling us. Activists should be developing plans.
October 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I've been thinking about this a lot lately. How corrosive it is that public figures are--more and more shamelessly--ripping the copper wiring out of the walls. Integrity is for suckers. Abusing power is fun. Caring about anything bigger than yourself is lame. An elite class of evil toddlers
I continue to think that one of the reasons this country is falling apart is the wholesale abandonment of public virtue as a broadly shared aspiration. Or even something people should be embarrassed about if they don’t have it.
Fuckin yikes, man
October 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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ICE is a physical and existential threat to the fabric of this nation and they must be shut down.
September 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Today’s tragedy at the Dallas ICE Field Office shows how dangerous anti-immigrant rhetoric has become. Words that dehumanize don’t just poison politics — they fuel violence. My thoughts are with the families who lost loved ones as we work with officials for clarity and accountability.
September 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM