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Simply Sim🥺n
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Welcome back.
*checking out his Apple Pay card total just now* NIIIIIIIICCCCCEEEEEEEE
September 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
When you’re getting absolutely owned by the Dutch late night hosts we have truly found a level of rock bottom that has not ever been seen before…
Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Jimmy Fallon staring into the mirror right now:

“All right, buddy. It’s hero time. Right? RIGHT?!?!”
September 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
There’s not an eye roll conceived by man powerful enough to convey what I felt seeing this
Nehls to Kash Patel: "I would say if Charlie Kirk lived in Biblical times, he'd have been the 13th disciple."
September 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Taking this Driver’s Safety Course very seriously
September 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Just successfully talked someone down from a really bad weed high. Still got it after all these years….
September 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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okay, this is the funniest photo ever
September 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
When you Nut but she keeps sucking, also your dumbass once covered up a bear murder in Central Park.
September 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Same
September 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be
August 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Everything in the current American Government is sick to its fucking core.
Q: There are calls for the FBI to institute a new class of domestic terrorism that involves trans ideology. Is that something the administration would support?

LEAVITT: I would have to check with the appropriate people on that
August 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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August 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Here’s the item they’re talking about. Not only is it one of the funniest Trump quotes I’ve ever read, it’s confirmation if you take it at face value that like every single other thing in his life he sees Heaven as purely transactional
August 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Had my first experience ever filing an HR complaint today and *SPOILER ALERT* you’ll never believe it but it turns out they’re pretty fucking useless at taking care of anything.
August 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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August 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Finally done with Twitter/X. Goodbye, and good riddance…
August 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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“What is your basis for saying she puts roast beef in her pockets and in her pants?”

I don’t even know where to begin.

You just have to read these two pages.
August 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Jesus Christ no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no NO
At 4p ET/1p PT, I’ll have a one of a kind interview with Joaquin Oliver. He died in the Parkland school shooting. But his parents have created an AI version of their son for a powerful message on gun violence. Plus TX Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social - see you soon on Substack and later on YouTube.
August 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Someone at WGN had too much fun writing this graphic
July 31, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Trump: You got that birthday letter for Jeff ready?

Assistant: Sure do, boss. Really fuckin' creepy and ominous just like you asked for.

Trump: what
July 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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I've obtained a trove of leaked documents about today's federal crackdown on Los Angeles' MacArthur Park. One revelation is its codename: "Operation Excalibur"
Exclusive: Operation Excalibur in Los Angeles “Show of Presence”
Leaks from military's LA deployment reveal Coca Cola vs. Pepsi rivalry, sweaty guardsmen, and abject failure
www.kenklippenstein.com
July 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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I saved this photo on my phone so that when i try to reenter the US after traveling internationally they won’t let me in
June 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
For the 99% of people out there driving who have no idea what this is in reference to, what would you think if you saw this on the back of a vehicle in front of you?
June 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Thabo knew. Thabo always knew.
June 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The Dutch language continues to be undefeated in making something horrible and dangerous sound like something from a kids show focused on two-year-olds
June 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM