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reveredmaliboo.bsky.social
*checking out his Apple Pay card total just now* NIIIIIIIICCCCCEEEEEEEE
Apple Card total of $69.69. Nice.
September 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
reveredmaliboo.bsky.social
When you’re getting absolutely owned by the Dutch late night hosts we have truly found a level of rock bottom that has not ever been seen before…
davelee.me Dave Lee @davelee.me · Sep 19
Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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rexhuppke.bsky.social
Jimmy Fallon staring into the mirror right now:

“All right, buddy. It’s hero time. Right? RIGHT?!?!”
September 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
reveredmaliboo.bsky.social
There’s not an eye roll conceived by man powerful enough to convey what I felt seeing this
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Sep 17
Nehls to Kash Patel: "I would say if Charlie Kirk lived in Biblical times, he'd have been the 13th disciple."
September 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
reveredmaliboo.bsky.social
Taking this Driver’s Safety Course very seriously
Yep, that’s a beer to the left of the computer screen
September 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
reveredmaliboo.bsky.social
Just successfully talked someone down from a really bad weed high. Still got it after all these years….
September 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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penfoldsfiv.bsky.social
okay, this is the funniest photo ever
screenshot of Matt Yglesias’s once public flicker account, showing him and his wife right after getting married, holding up a marriage certificate. she’s making the same face Tom Jones was making in that one Simpsons episode where Smithers was pointing a gun on his back, and Matt has a Thousand-Island stare in his eyes matt’s caption for the photo is “Its official”
September 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
reveredmaliboo.bsky.social
When you Nut but she keeps sucking, also your dumbass once covered up a bear murder in Central Park.
RFK Jr. at a Senate Hearing today. Looks and talks like he’s made of leather.
September 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
reveredmaliboo.bsky.social
Same
September 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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airplaneian.com
trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be
August 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
reveredmaliboo.bsky.social
Everything in the current American Government is sick to its fucking core.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Aug 28
Q: There are calls for the FBI to institute a new class of domestic terrorism that involves trans ideology. Is that something the administration would support?

LEAVITT: I would have to check with the appropriate people on that
August 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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theonion.com
Affluent White Man Enjoys, Causes The Blues https://theonion.com/affluent-white-man-enjoys-causes-the-blues-1819565488/
Affluent White Man Enjoys, Causes The Blues
August 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
reveredmaliboo.bsky.social
Here’s the item they’re talking about. Not only is it one of the funniest Trump quotes I’ve ever read, it’s confirmation if you take it at face value that like every single other thing in his life he sees Heaven as purely transactional
Quote from a New York Times article: President Trump dialed into "Fox & Friends" on Tuesday morning and revealed his newest and truest motivation for brokering an end to the war in Ukraine: He's worried he might not get into heaven after he dies. "I want to try and get to heaven, if possible," he explained. "I'm hearing I'm not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons."
August 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
reveredmaliboo.bsky.social
Had my first experience ever filing an HR complaint today and *SPOILER ALERT* you’ll never believe it but it turns out they’re pretty fucking useless at taking care of anything.
August 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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thorbenson.bsky.social
AOC doing Italian hands
August 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
reveredmaliboo.bsky.social
Finally done with Twitter/X. Goodbye, and good riddance…
August 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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annabower.bsky.social
“What is your basis for saying she puts roast beef in her pockets and in her pants?”

I don’t even know where to begin.

You just have to read these two pages.
16 17 18 19 20 21 22 Case 5:24-cv-00625-JSM-PRL Document 100 Q Exhibit 30 -- A She was upset. She was jealous. Exhibit 30 is your response to her; can you read that out loud to me? "Hey, Marjorie. Remember when you destroyed your family so you could have sex with a Zangief cosplayer? Tell me again how you and the Arby's in 2000 0337 your pants" -- yeah. That was widely reported. I 2 3 mean, that's why she got divorced. And that divorce records -- Q No. No. Read the tweet. A "Are representatives of the GOP. You couldn't even run your own family. Don't tell me how to run my free speech." 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 0338 Okay. So when you -- A But you're not showing the -- the screenshot. It's like intentionally blurred out. I don't know why you blurred it out. But it showed a document where somebody who she had an affair with showed text messages of her having an affair, and it was well-documented. It was in text messages. And it's the reason why she ended up getting divorced from her husband, Perry, who I know. 'Cause when -- at the time, during my campaign, they were married, and they came to my event. And it's well-known. And she's even admitted to it that they got divorced because of her marital infidelity. So -- • Right. Can you explain to me what it means -- Filed 07/31/25 Page 152 of 228 PagelD A But I don't understand why you blurred it out. It's blurred out. 3 4 Q Can you explain -- MR. KLAYMAN: Objection. Relevancy. BY MS. BOLGER: Q Can you explain to me what it means to say 7 to her that "the Arby's in her pants"? A Well, Arby's -- 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 0339 MR. KLAYMAN: Objection. Relevancy. BY MS. BOLGER: Q Answer the question. A Arby's sells roast beef. Q Right. Can you tell me what -- why you were talking about "the Arby's in her pants"? Well, it's just a -- an expression. Q What is the expression trying to convey? It conveys the reason why she got a divorce by her own admission. Q Because she had roast beef in her pants? … 1| case 5.24-Cv-Os inGeM-PRL Document 2001 saying she put Arby's in her pants? 2 A I'm saying she literally -- it's so 3 ridiculous. I'm saying she literally put Arby's in 4 her pants. Yes. MR. KLAYMAN: Objection. Relevancy. BY MS. BOLGER: Q You're not making a slur about her? 8 A No. 9 You're literally saying she put an Arby's 101 sandwich in her pants; is that right? 11 A Yes. That's correct. That's correct. 12 Why are you laughing? 13 Because I just think it's so funny. 14 Q What is your basis for saying she put Arby's 15 in her pants? 16 A I just think it's so funny. I just think 17 it's so funny. 18 Q What is your basis for saying she put Arby's 19 in her pants? 20 A She carries roast beef in her pockets. 21 What is your basis for saying she puts roast 22 beef in her pockets and in her pants? 0340 1 2 MR. KLAYMAN: Objection. Relevancy. Harassment. 3 THE WITNESS: Because I know she likes 4 roast beef. 5 BY MS. BOLGER: 6 Q So what is your basis for saying she had 7 Arby's in her pants? 8 A Because I know she likes to eat at Arby's. 9 Q And she likes to put it in her pants; you 10 know that? 11 Yeah. 12 She puts Arby's in her pants? 13 Yeah. She does. 14 Q 15 Okay. If I ask Marjorie Taylor Greene, she would tell you that she puts Arby's in her pants? 16 A I -- it's my best belief that she would tell 17 you that. Yes. 18 Q Okay. Are you making a derogatory comment 19 about her sex life by talking about Arby's in her 20 pants? 21 22 A No. I'm talking about Arby's, the sandwiches. I'm talking about Arby's. I would -- I'm 0341 3 8 a very direct person. If I was making a derogatory comment, I would have said it. I just think it's so funny because I -- I feel like you would understand it if you actually hadn't blurred the photo, but it's blurred. Q We didn't blur a photo. There may be have been some kind of copy editor, but we'll get you a better copy of it, if that's right. Filed 07/31/25 Page 153 of 228 PagelD
August 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
reveredmaliboo.bsky.social
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jimacosta.bsky.social Jim Acosta @jimacosta.bsky.social · Aug 4
At 4p ET/1p PT, I’ll have a one of a kind interview with Joaquin Oliver. He died in the Parkland school shooting. But his parents have created an AI version of their son for a powerful message on gun violence. Plus TX Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social - see you soon on Substack and later on YouTube.
August 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
reveredmaliboo.bsky.social
Someone at WGN had too much fun writing this graphic
A bird called a Tit on top of a tennis ball with a lower third graphic from WGN saying “GREAT TITS SHOW SIGNS OF DIVORCE”
July 31, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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parkermolloy.com
Trump: You got that birthday letter for Jeff ready?

Assistant: Sure do, boss. Really fuckin' creepy and ominous just like you asked for.

Trump: what
July 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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kenklippenstein.bsky.social
I've obtained a trove of leaked documents about today's federal crackdown on Los Angeles' MacArthur Park. One revelation is its codename: "Operation Excalibur"
Exclusive: Operation Excalibur in Los Angeles “Show of Presence”
Leaks from military's LA deployment reveal Coca Cola vs. Pepsi rivalry, sweaty guardsmen, and abject failure
www.kenklippenstein.com
July 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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comradeluanne.bsky.social
I saved this photo on my phone so that when i try to reenter the US after traveling internationally they won’t let me in
June 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
reveredmaliboo.bsky.social
For the 99% of people out there driving who have no idea what this is in reference to, what would you think if you saw this on the back of a vehicle in front of you?
Window sticker on car with a picture of a cat and underneath it says “I ❤️ Catturd”
June 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
reveredmaliboo.bsky.social
Thabo knew. Thabo always knew.
Tweet from @realDonaldTrump 11/10/13 Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled! Tweet Reply from @ThaboMakwakwa on 05/20/29 A few years later, it you who will attack Iran because you are incapable of negotiating
June 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
reveredmaliboo.bsky.social
The Dutch language continues to be undefeated in making something horrible and dangerous sound like something from a kids show focused on two-year-olds
June 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM