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*checking out his Apple Pay card total just now* NIIIIIIIICCCCCEEEEEEEE
September 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Taking this Driver’s Safety Course very seriously
September 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
When you Nut but she keeps sucking, also your dumbass once covered up a bear murder in Central Park.
September 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Here’s the item they’re talking about. Not only is it one of the funniest Trump quotes I’ve ever read, it’s confirmation if you take it at face value that like every single other thing in his life he sees Heaven as purely transactional
August 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Someone at WGN had too much fun writing this graphic
July 31, 2025 at 12:25 PM
For the 99% of people out there driving who have no idea what this is in reference to, what would you think if you saw this on the back of a vehicle in front of you?
June 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Thabo knew. Thabo always knew.
June 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Just do this and get on with your day. Starving him of attention is the worst thing you can do to someone like him.
June 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Very dark Wikipedia update to the Minnesota House of Representatives page here (in case you want a motive to why he chose those people first)
June 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Glad to see the Minnesota Mass Shooting suspect is keeping all his options open for future employment in the midst of everything here
June 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Extremely normal conversations taking not at all incredible swerves happening right now on X: The Everything App
June 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The Indy 500 race is always full of such wondrous delights and people being completely normal about their shit.
May 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I love Carb Day at the Indy 500
May 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
May 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
You mean like the Television Broadcast Hub I work at that airs 65+ local TV stations across the entire United States? You’re saying it’s on one of these?
May 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This is my last pair of glasses and I loved how they were distinctive but not too in your face.
April 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Cool, cool Kid Malibu
April 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I don’t think I’ve been angrier at a post on Facebook at any point in my life until what I saw here just now. Dixon Diaz whoever you are, you have just made a powerful new enemy here.
April 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Very few people know the game was actually named for this guy:
April 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I’m sorry game played on a very dark game board background, WHAT kind of pads are they?
April 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Take it up with my DNA
April 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Anyone (especially the X-Men fans out there) want to see my kid’s cool birthday cake from yesterday?
April 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
He used to be married to Madonna in the 80s and is known for having a temper and also is a political activist and documentary filmmaker who once interviewed El Chapo who is a notorious Mexican drug lord. He also acts in his spare time.
April 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Birthday boy worn out
April 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Literally haven’t thought about anything else all day after seeing this posed by the Back to the Future fan page on Facebook
April 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM