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Ryan Emmons

@remmons13.bsky.social

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Texas Aggie ’13. Bringing you #EMFTX culture from across the pond. Texpatriate living in Munich. Probably out traveling the world.

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Ryan Emmons @remmons13.bsky.social · 15h

Yes. But the barn hate runs deep inside me.

Ryan Emmons @remmons13.bsky.social · 15h

a man with a beard and mustache is smiling for the camera

ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling for the camera

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Ryan Emmons @remmons13.bsky.social · 15h

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Ryan Emmons @remmons13.bsky.social · 1d

wait a minute penn state did WHAT now?

Ryan Emmons @remmons13.bsky.social · 16h

You should have seen the look on Val’s face yesterday when Arthur won. It was a combination of “oh my god this is the coolest thing ever” and “oh my god this is the worst thing ever”.

Ryan Emmons @remmons13.bsky.social · 16h

I’ve cried watching every single video of the two of them the last two days. I love them so much. 😭

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Ryan Emmons @remmons13.bsky.social · 18h

We do it pretty well, but we will never reach that level of victim mentality. My god.

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Ryan Emmons @remmons13.bsky.social · 18h

It’s always nice to know that my Aggies will never be the most pathetic fan base in the conference. Everyone else is fighting for second.

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Ryan Emmons @remmons13.bsky.social · 18h

I just know this is going to make @athensgrease.bsky.social act out.

Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 11d

If you buy enough apples, the farmer gives you access to the sexy ones

An apple with a perfect ass that will make you act up

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Ryan Emmons @remmons13.bsky.social · 19h

Disciplined now too????

a man is holding a bowling ball and says " now you 're all in big big trouble "

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Ryan Emmons @remmons13.bsky.social · 19h

This Munich coffee shop is blaring Ghetto Superstar. I can’t.

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Doc Revan @docrevan.bsky.social · 1d

Anatoly Dyatlov: What does the breathalyzer say?
Alexandr Akimov: 0.337 BAC. But that's as high as the meter...
Anatoly Dyatlov: 0.337 - not great, not terrible.

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1d

Hey @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I think you should know about this.

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Texas A&M Police @TAMUPolice
Public Intoxication. Aggie Park. Contacted subject eating a sandwich with a water jug of whiskey. BAC was.337. Released to EMS. #BTHOflorida
7:14 PM • 10/11/25 • 22K Views

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Ryan Emmons @remmons13.bsky.social · 19h

That feature is greatly missed.

Ryan Emmons @remmons13.bsky.social · 1d

also good morning FARMERS FIGHT

Ryan Emmons @remmons13.bsky.social · 1d

wait a minute penn state did WHAT now?

Ryan Emmons @remmons13.bsky.social · 1d

SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC

Ryan Emmons @remmons13.bsky.social · 1d

FUCK

Ryan Emmons @remmons13.bsky.social · 1d

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

Ryan Emmons @remmons13.bsky.social · 1d

Literally why the rule exists. That was so bad.

Ryan Emmons @remmons13.bsky.social · 1d

Prepare to hear from our lawyers. #GigEm

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1d

Oklahoma State has had 12 guys on the field twice in the last four plays.

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Ryan Emmons @remmons13.bsky.social · 1d

Holy shit.

Ryan Emmons @remmons13.bsky.social · 1d

okay I’m better now

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NIL Youngboy @dimmadome.bsky.social · 1d

Mizzou and Ohio State a locked in an unending war of shitty camera angles, one stadium being filmed from the ISS and the other from a Slightly Large Hill half a mile from the field.