Emma Thane of Cawdor
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Emma Thane of Cawdor
@redwellyfeats.bsky.social
Feminist (not a TERF) cat botherer, reader of books. Bringer of cake.
A beautiful snowflake/neurodivergent little weirdo. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 She/her
Pinned
Them: Emma, are you okay?

Me, in my head: To the Blankety Blank theme tune

🎶 Dag Hammarskjöld, Dag Hammarskjöld, Dag Hammarskjöld, DAG HAMMARSKJÖLD! 🎶

Me, out loud: Yeah fine, why?
snow white is in a cell with the words " me in my padded cell "
Alt: snow white is in a cell with the words " me in my padded cell "
media.tenor.com
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they don't mention the direction of said spray, which i think would make a difference in effectiveness.
August 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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🗣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 ‘Dwi’n Cymro, mae’n bwysig i fi dysgu Cymraeg’

Mae'r comedïwr Mike Bubbins wedi herio'i hun i ddysgu Cymraeg, a hynny yn y gobaith o allu ‘siarad Cymraeg gyda'i deulu’
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I just got Lillian Gish and Lily Tomlin confused.
December 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Kilauea has had enough of our shit.
Y'all the latest episode of the #Kilauea #eruption just went CRAZY. It looks like pressure built up enough to explode out the ground around the two existing vents (first few seconds), leading to a massive surge in lava fountaining.🌋🤯

USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
December 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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"You're lucky Mom says I can't open my presents until Christmas."

"But I'm not-"

"Tick tock, motherfucker."
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Watching an episode of the X Files that features the Bermuda Triangle.

And it reminded of when one of my bullies in school told everyone I was so weird because I had been to the Bermuda Triangle.

Fuck you, Natalie. I made the Bermuda Triangle weird.
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Nothing about tonight changed my mind.
Just remembered I hate Musicals week

#Strictly
I found that quite dull.

Next!

#Strictly
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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I would buy this house based on the third photo alone.
December 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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greatest mural ever?
it's in the running
December 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Like Mari Lwyd herself, a delightful video from the BBC archives resurfaces annually as Christmas approaches, so we thought we’d share it here in all its glory
Watch: Incredible black and white Mari Lwyd video from the BBC Cymru archives
Move over Mary, it’s Mari season now if the growing number of revived wassailing events and trending online chatter are an indication of who owns the throne this Christmas. Mari Lwyd, our grey mare (o...
wp.me
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Just remembered I hate Musicals week

#Strictly
I found that quite dull.

Next!

#Strictly
December 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I found that quite dull.

Next!

#Strictly
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
That opening number was nice and long wasn't it?

#Strictly
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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At the antique store again and absolutely getting this. I have no idea what it's about, nor do I care.
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Christmas is here!

I need more batteries!
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Untangling the mushroom 🍄 lights for my Alice tree.
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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not many know this but fossil records from the Carpathians show that there was at one point a bitter war between the Fraggles and the Muppets
December 6, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I approve of crumble and custard being thrown at the crown because crumble and custard is the worst pudding.

I will hear no arguments on this.
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
My neighbour just phoned to apologise for being rude to me earlier.

I hadn't even noticed.

So either she's really bad at being rude, or (no surprise here) I am terrible at understanding the subtext.
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I, a well known idiot, have just phoned the National Grid because my electric was off.

Turns out one of the fuses in my fuse box has a switch that doesn't look like a switch.

I also only noticed the electric was off when the light in the fridge wasn't working.
December 6, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I believe the teen wants to put the Christmas decorations up today.

This will be the first time we have attempted Christmas decorations since Freya's arrival.

Place your bets now on how long the tree survives intact.
December 6, 2025 at 10:21 AM