Red Scott
@redscott.com
Stand-Up comic. Co-host of Boars, Gore, & Swords and Failure to Adapt. Comedy, photography, audio, history, & american football
Watching Home Alone 2 for the first time since I was a kid, I was prepared for the Trump cameo, I was not prepared to realize the black and white gangster film Kevin watches, “Angels With Even Filthier Souls”, is not an actual movie
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Watching Home Alone 2 for the first time since I was a kid, I was prepared for the Trump cameo, I was not prepared to realize the black and white gangster film Kevin watches, “Angels With Even Filthier Souls”, is not an actual movie
Reposted by Red Scott
my flight tracking app turned all of the planes into turkeys and I enjoy it
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
my flight tracking app turned all of the planes into turkeys and I enjoy it
turkey's great, everyone overcooks it. 5 minutes at 150 degrees is safe, no meat is good at 165
dessert should be AT LEAST 2 hours after dinner, if you disagree you did dinner wrong
Miracle on 34th Street is a Thanksgiving Movie
dessert should be AT LEAST 2 hours after dinner, if you disagree you did dinner wrong
Miracle on 34th Street is a Thanksgiving Movie
Tell me your Thanksgiving Dinner Hot Takes.
I’ll start:
— Sweet Potato Pie is VASTLY superior to Pumpkin Pie
— The best turkey in the world is not as good as an average roast chicken.
— Stuffing should not actually be stuffed inside the bird for several reasons but mostly: Ew
I’ll start:
— Sweet Potato Pie is VASTLY superior to Pumpkin Pie
— The best turkey in the world is not as good as an average roast chicken.
— Stuffing should not actually be stuffed inside the bird for several reasons but mostly: Ew
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
turkey's great, everyone overcooks it. 5 minutes at 150 degrees is safe, no meat is good at 165
dessert should be AT LEAST 2 hours after dinner, if you disagree you did dinner wrong
Miracle on 34th Street is a Thanksgiving Movie
dessert should be AT LEAST 2 hours after dinner, if you disagree you did dinner wrong
Miracle on 34th Street is a Thanksgiving Movie
just saw Art on Broadway and it turns out I want nothing more than three terrible people TALKING for 90 minutes straight
DIALOGUE! DIALOGUE!! DIALOGUE!!
no singing no intermission, just make with the awful people chatting
DIALOGUE! DIALOGUE!! DIALOGUE!!
no singing no intermission, just make with the awful people chatting
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
just saw Art on Broadway and it turns out I want nothing more than three terrible people TALKING for 90 minutes straight
DIALOGUE! DIALOGUE!! DIALOGUE!!
no singing no intermission, just make with the awful people chatting
DIALOGUE! DIALOGUE!! DIALOGUE!!
no singing no intermission, just make with the awful people chatting
Mom & Dad arrived at our place last night but we HAD to watch Pluribus and I have to say watching with my 70 y/o parents as they go directly into ep 4 ice cold is not the best way to appreciate that show
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Mom & Dad arrived at our place last night but we HAD to watch Pluribus and I have to say watching with my 70 y/o parents as they go directly into ep 4 ice cold is not the best way to appreciate that show
in case any authors are worried about being triggered watching Pluribus EPISODE 4 IS A LOT
in case any writers are worried about being triggered watching Pluribus, the author event is WELL ATTENDED
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
in case any authors are worried about being triggered watching Pluribus EPISODE 4 IS A LOT
in Pluribus, was noticing Diabaté’s Air Force One harem seemed notably diverse, like they were pulled from the world’s hottest community college brochure, when i realized:
he asked for the Miss Universe contestants
he asked for the Miss Universe contestants
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
in Pluribus, was noticing Diabaté’s Air Force One harem seemed notably diverse, like they were pulled from the world’s hottest community college brochure, when i realized:
he asked for the Miss Universe contestants
he asked for the Miss Universe contestants
Pluribus, at its core, is a show about how it feels to repeatedly wake up in a world where you’re brutally hungover
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Pluribus, at its core, is a show about how it feels to repeatedly wake up in a world where you’re brutally hungover
might go to Japan next year, put on a 2013 Bourdain episode on Tokyo and he's talking to the guy who popularized tentacle porn
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
might go to Japan next year, put on a 2013 Bourdain episode on Tokyo and he's talking to the guy who popularized tentacle porn
Zosia is trying to emulate Helen’s dynamic with Carol, right??
Our Pluribus watch continues with episodes two and three, Pirate Lady and Grenade. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk plane preferences, decimations, grocery restocks, Pikmining, circling backhoes, and lesbian pancakes. #pluribus boarsgoreandswords.com/2025/11/18/p...
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Zosia is trying to emulate Helen’s dynamic with Carol, right??
I close all of my tabs every day, sometimes multiple times
I have never gone back for an old tab once, as soon as I open a new tab I old one ever existed
I’ve opened the same tab multiple times because searching for a website is faster than trying to locate an open tab
I have never gone back for an old tab once, as soon as I open a new tab I old one ever existed
I’ve opened the same tab multiple times because searching for a website is faster than trying to locate an open tab
I don't have "too many tabs open." My tabs are flourishing. Healthy. Bountiful. The ecosystem is thriving.
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I close all of my tabs every day, sometimes multiple times
I have never gone back for an old tab once, as soon as I open a new tab I old one ever existed
I’ve opened the same tab multiple times because searching for a website is faster than trying to locate an open tab
I have never gone back for an old tab once, as soon as I open a new tab I old one ever existed
I’ve opened the same tab multiple times because searching for a website is faster than trying to locate an open tab
just finished Death by Lightning and started Palm Royale AND—
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
just finished Death by Lightning and started Palm Royale AND—
guys. keep it together.
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
guys. keep it together.
Ep 3 is out today, most I've been hooked on a new show since 2016
This is now a Pluribus podcast! @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com have watched the first episode of noted science fiction writer Vince Gilligan's Apple TV Rhea Seehorn vehicle, and we're here to join the discussion. #pluribus boarsgoreandswords.com/2025/11/12/p...
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Ep 3 is out today, most I've been hooked on a new show since 2016
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The Muppets Dr. Manhattan (1986)
September 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The Muppets Dr. Manhattan (1986)
Poker Face is one of my favorite shows, I'd love Lyonne to keep doing this character forever, but I'd love to see Dinklage in the lead
This is... confusing. But also just a bummer, because even if Johnson manages to pull this off, I'll miss Lyonne as Charlie so much.
Mike Fleming Jr: Peacock Folds On ‘Poker Face’ Season 3; Rian Johnson Wants 2-Season Deal With Peter Dinklage As Lie Detector Sleuth Charlie Cale
Peacock Folds 'Poker Face' Season 3; Rian Johnson Wants A New Deal, Two Seasons With Peter Dinklage As Lie Detector Sleuth
deadline.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Poker Face is one of my favorite shows, I'd love Lyonne to keep doing this character forever, but I'd love to see Dinklage in the lead
Nick Offerman as Chester Arthur, Republican Enforcer, is good tv
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Nick Offerman as Chester Arthur, Republican Enforcer, is good tv
every time I read the word “Pluribus” I hear it in the voice of Zoidberg
a cartoon character says zoooidbeeerg while another character looks on
ALT: a cartoon character says zoooidbeeerg while another character looks on
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
every time I read the word “Pluribus” I hear it in the voice of Zoidberg
editing a podcast on the road, uploading from Starbucks, and watching the progress bar like
a cartoon snail with big eyes is walking down a sidewalk in a park
Alt: a cartoon snail with big eyes trying to move extremely fast but in fact moving slow
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
editing a podcast on the road, uploading from Starbucks, and watching the progress bar like
in case any writers are worried about being triggered watching Pluribus, the author event is WELL ATTENDED
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
in case any writers are worried about being triggered watching Pluribus, the author event is WELL ATTENDED
excited for Season 2 to launch against the 2028 Presidential Primaries
INBOX: Noah Hawley Sets New Overall Deal with FX and Disney Entertainment Television // GLOBAL HIT DRAMA SERIES ALIEN: EARTH RENEWED FOR SEASON TWO
a woman in a sleeveless burgundy shirt holds something in her hand
Alt: a woman in a sleeveless burgundy shirt holds something in her hand
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
excited for Season 2 to launch against the 2028 Presidential Primaries
i don’t understand how this is complicated, every time there’s a new actor hired to play Bond, that’s a reboot of the series, this one’s just more explicit than usual
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
i don’t understand how this is complicated, every time there’s a new actor hired to play Bond, that’s a reboot of the series, this one’s just more explicit than usual