A Funny Lady 🏳️⚧️
@natashamuse.bsky.social
A comedian who tells jokes and gives occasional insight. You should know I'm trans, if that makes any of this better and/or more interesting.
I've hit a wall as far as performing stand-up goes. I have zero things booked for the rest of the month/year/my life.
I know I could have more than nothing if I asked for sets. But I don't know if I can limp along doing a set every week or so.
Might be time to accept it just didn't happen for me
I know I could have more than nothing if I asked for sets. But I don't know if I can limp along doing a set every week or so.
Might be time to accept it just didn't happen for me
December 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I've hit a wall as far as performing stand-up goes. I have zero things booked for the rest of the month/year/my life.
I know I could have more than nothing if I asked for sets. But I don't know if I can limp along doing a set every week or so.
Might be time to accept it just didn't happen for me
I know I could have more than nothing if I asked for sets. But I don't know if I can limp along doing a set every week or so.
Might be time to accept it just didn't happen for me
I still don't know how to use this website
December 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I still don't know how to use this website
You've heard of "elf on a shelf," now get ready to forget that shit around my kids. We have enough going on here without more nonsense.
December 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
You've heard of "elf on a shelf," now get ready to forget that shit around my kids. We have enough going on here without more nonsense.
Some time ago, in a misguided effort to "stick it to the man" and possibly while high, I decided to make my default search engine Bing. And, I gotta say, it really sucks. Like a lot. It was a bad choice. Just like deciding to write this instead of fixing the problem. I'm not good at life, tbqh
December 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Some time ago, in a misguided effort to "stick it to the man" and possibly while high, I decided to make my default search engine Bing. And, I gotta say, it really sucks. Like a lot. It was a bad choice. Just like deciding to write this instead of fixing the problem. I'm not good at life, tbqh
Always was a big fan of Schlub and Schluber
December 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Always was a big fan of Schlub and Schluber
I don't know what level of nerd this makes me, but last night I dreamt that Hank Green played a prank on me so I looked silly when I met the Johns of They Might Be Giants
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I don't know what level of nerd this makes me, but last night I dreamt that Hank Green played a prank on me so I looked silly when I met the Johns of They Might Be Giants
Receptionist: Name, please.
Apu: My name is “Apu.”
Receptionist: Spell that, please.
Apu: A, as in the antepenultimate letter of my name. P, as in the penultimate letter of my name. And U, as in the ultimate letter of my name.
Apu: My name is “Apu.”
Receptionist: Spell that, please.
Apu: A, as in the antepenultimate letter of my name. P, as in the penultimate letter of my name. And U, as in the ultimate letter of my name.
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Receptionist: Name, please.
Apu: My name is “Apu.”
Receptionist: Spell that, please.
Apu: A, as in the antepenultimate letter of my name. P, as in the penultimate letter of my name. And U, as in the ultimate letter of my name.
Apu: My name is “Apu.”
Receptionist: Spell that, please.
Apu: A, as in the antepenultimate letter of my name. P, as in the penultimate letter of my name. And U, as in the ultimate letter of my name.
Wordle is funny because I either solve it in 42 seconds at 6:46 am while I'm peeing or it takes a 12 hour long subconscious percolation before I suddenly remember to go finish it sometime in the evening.
No in-between.
No in-between.
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Wordle is funny because I either solve it in 42 seconds at 6:46 am while I'm peeing or it takes a 12 hour long subconscious percolation before I suddenly remember to go finish it sometime in the evening.
No in-between.
No in-between.
Unpopular Wicked opinion: we struggled through the first half of the first movie before we were happily interrupted and never bothered watching the rest.
The only character I gave two shits about was the goat professor
The only character I gave two shits about was the goat professor
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Unpopular Wicked opinion: we struggled through the first half of the first movie before we were happily interrupted and never bothered watching the rest.
The only character I gave two shits about was the goat professor
The only character I gave two shits about was the goat professor
I'm over fifty years old and I'm still sabotaging friendships by withdrawing, worried I'll say something "wrong" or simply be "too much"
It's absolutely infuriating
It's absolutely infuriating
November 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'm over fifty years old and I'm still sabotaging friendships by withdrawing, worried I'll say something "wrong" or simply be "too much"
It's absolutely infuriating
It's absolutely infuriating
Steve should be one of the richest people in the world. And when I say that I don't mean he should have hundreds of billions. I'm saying this is about as wealthy as all of the financial elite should be.
In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Steve should be one of the richest people in the world. And when I say that I don't mean he should have hundreds of billions. I'm saying this is about as wealthy as all of the financial elite should be.
I caught the moment when KOIT switches to Christmas music and it made me unreasonably happy
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I caught the moment when KOIT switches to Christmas music and it made me unreasonably happy
In San Francisco we have the changing of the guard but it's just the homeless people getting kicked out of the doorways so the pilates people can line up to go inside "safely."
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
In San Francisco we have the changing of the guard but it's just the homeless people getting kicked out of the doorways so the pilates people can line up to go inside "safely."
Guys, we've tried pointing out when they're hypocritical-- quite a lot, actually! Maybe we can move on to something different?
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Guys, we've tried pointing out when they're hypocritical-- quite a lot, actually! Maybe we can move on to something different?
The funniest thing about being upset with a video of yourself is that you're the only one surprised by how you look
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The funniest thing about being upset with a video of yourself is that you're the only one surprised by how you look
We should have an umbrella term for pedophiles, hebephiles, and ephebophiles.
Call em epsteinphiles
Call em epsteinphiles
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
We should have an umbrella term for pedophiles, hebephiles, and ephebophiles.
Call em epsteinphiles
Call em epsteinphiles
How crazy must it have been for Bill Clinton in 2016 watching two ex-lovers fight each other.
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
How crazy must it have been for Bill Clinton in 2016 watching two ex-lovers fight each other.
And all this time I thought Trump was just blowing his own horn
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
And all this time I thought Trump was just blowing his own horn
When I was young, weed was just "weed'. But now that there are vapes and edibles, what I used to call "weed" is sometimes referred to as "flowers". It's not a big deal. Weed is still weed. There's just a finer distinction now.
This post is about people being cisgender.
This post is about people being cisgender.
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
When I was young, weed was just "weed'. But now that there are vapes and edibles, what I used to call "weed" is sometimes referred to as "flowers". It's not a big deal. Weed is still weed. There's just a finer distinction now.
This post is about people being cisgender.
This post is about people being cisgender.
I always forget if she was Mork or Mindy
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I always forget if she was Mork or Mindy
The problem with being a "funny" Mom with "funny" names for all the things we talk about is that I cannot for the life of me remember what "Boondocks" ramen is actually called
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The problem with being a "funny" Mom with "funny" names for all the things we talk about is that I cannot for the life of me remember what "Boondocks" ramen is actually called
Mental health awareness might be improving but I still tell people I've been "real busy" when in actuality I've just been depressed.
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Mental health awareness might be improving but I still tell people I've been "real busy" when in actuality I've just been depressed.
I mean, maybe I'm remembering it wrong but didn't he spend like a year in a box eavesdropping on a family, pining for the daughter, and feeling sorry for himself?
In a truly faithful adaptation of Frankenstein, the monster would be an incel
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I mean, maybe I'm remembering it wrong but didn't he spend like a year in a box eavesdropping on a family, pining for the daughter, and feeling sorry for himself?
Okay I'm just now finally realizing that Sydney Sweeney and Sabrina Carpenter are at least two different people
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Okay I'm just now finally realizing that Sydney Sweeney and Sabrina Carpenter are at least two different people