Red Scott
@redscott.com
Stand-Up comic. Co-host of Boars, Gore, & Swords and Failure to Adapt. Comedy, photography, audio, history, & american football
my flight tracking app turned all of the planes into turkeys and I enjoy it
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
my flight tracking app turned all of the planes into turkeys and I enjoy it
Did he just straight up request the top 5????
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Did he just straight up request the top 5????
in Pluribus, was noticing Diabaté’s Air Force One harem seemed notably diverse, like they were pulled from the world’s hottest community college brochure, when i realized:
he asked for the Miss Universe contestants
he asked for the Miss Universe contestants
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
in Pluribus, was noticing Diabaté’s Air Force One harem seemed notably diverse, like they were pulled from the world’s hottest community college brochure, when i realized:
he asked for the Miss Universe contestants
he asked for the Miss Universe contestants
just finished Death by Lightning and started Palm Royale AND—
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
just finished Death by Lightning and started Palm Royale AND—
guys. keep it together.
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
guys. keep it together.
Sorry to link to twitter, but I just went through this thread that starts at the actual announcement of the press conference, through its discovery and press leaving as the race is called for Biden. The funniest thing I've ever witnessed in real time.
x.com/_RichardHall...
x.com/_RichardHall...
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Sorry to link to twitter, but I just went through this thread that starts at the actual announcement of the press conference, through its discovery and press leaving as the race is called for Biden. The funniest thing I've ever witnessed in real time.
x.com/_RichardHall...
x.com/_RichardHall...
day 1 post Mamdani election in NYC I saw Tony Nominee Patrick Page MAKING LIGHT of assassinating the political opposition and not just while endorsing Jay Jones
November 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
day 1 post Mamdani election in NYC I saw Tony Nominee Patrick Page MAKING LIGHT of assassinating the political opposition and not just while endorsing Jay Jones
rolled credits on Hades, God Mode made it to -40% damage before I started clearing it regularly lol, the story gets really good once you can actually progress it at a reasonable pace!
I think it was run ~144
I think it was run ~144
![[Steam Accomplishment]
The Family Secret
Complete the main quest in the story](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ksnj7qjn4zw7qzb3sqdu7ft4/bafkreied4dmnzxqud3zjslkzq73t42wvhzrypgpq6pd3vt5q3fzthft6y4@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
rolled credits on Hades, God Mode made it to -40% damage before I started clearing it regularly lol, the story gets really good once you can actually progress it at a reasonable pace!
I think it was run ~144
I think it was run ~144
My "I am not a secret Nazi" Henley has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
October 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My "I am not a secret Nazi" Henley has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
the christian bale cloning program is coming along nicely
October 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
the christian bale cloning program is coming along nicely
one standard Chicago breakfast
October 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
one standard Chicago breakfast
my buzzfeed gamer quiz says "i'm just following orders"
October 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
my buzzfeed gamer quiz says "i'm just following orders"
this is the best phishing text message anyone will ever receive
![[SMS]
To: +1 (945) 394-0448
Text Message
Today 12:14
Let's have ribs for lunch](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ksnj7qjn4zw7qzb3sqdu7ft4/bafkreihjjwwyowfcl3ecdtjq6jijmycwnxjrl4xgmlmmfpkptn3uh32bka@jpeg)
October 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
this is the best phishing text message anyone will ever receive
getting ready to talk season 2 Peacemaker with @ivanhernandez.bsky.social
October 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
getting ready to talk season 2 Peacemaker with @ivanhernandez.bsky.social
four pictures of Jim Downey, supposedly one human being with a constant human skin
October 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
four pictures of Jim Downey, supposedly one human being with a constant human skin
I'd say Jim Downey is *unrecognizable* in One Battle After Another, but the truth is every image of Jim Downey looks nothing like every other image of Jim Downey. THE MAN'S A SHAPESHIFTER
October 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I'd say Jim Downey is *unrecognizable* in One Battle After Another, but the truth is every image of Jim Downey looks nothing like every other image of Jim Downey. THE MAN'S A SHAPESHIFTER
![one of the characters in Alien: Earth, Smee, acting like what he imagines a scary person would look like (holding his hands above his head and sticking his tongue out)
the caption reads [Smee growls]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ksnj7qjn4zw7qzb3sqdu7ft4/bafkreietodbvwj3mbhzn4d3m47zjkxufu6p4dmdesxguk6qrxshvhto46e@jpeg)
yeah I don't know about this Alien: Earth merch
September 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
yeah I don't know about this Alien: Earth merch
the Elizabeth Gilbert trilogy has taken us so far (from the original coyote ugly in the east village to an apartment arguably in Chelsea three blocks north)
August 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
the Elizabeth Gilbert trilogy has taken us so far (from the original coyote ugly in the east village to an apartment arguably in Chelsea three blocks north)
what's your favorite cursed element of capitalism that makes you emotional
mine is walk-on football players who find out they're getting scholarships in front of the team
mine is walk-on football players who find out they're getting scholarships in front of the team
August 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
what's your favorite cursed element of capitalism that makes you emotional
mine is walk-on football players who find out they're getting scholarships in front of the team
mine is walk-on football players who find out they're getting scholarships in front of the team
uhhhhhhhh this man directed THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER
August 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
uhhhhhhhh this man directed THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER