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Robert of Bellême
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A roaring hellmouth
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Nearly finished with my first rim lock.
I actually went to a museum with a big display of artifacts that had no labels, and the only way to figure out that sort of information was to wait until the last 10 seconds of a 5 minute video, scan a QR code to download an app, and search the app for those specific pieces.
That Samsung AI ad where the guy goes to a museum and his phone tells him about all the art is such a good idea. I hate when you go to museums and they never tell you what any of the stuff is
December 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
December 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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I’m so twisted that to me they’re just a clown posse
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Hi, my friend, comedian and creator of this meme passed away. To honor her memory, if you ever share this goofy ass meme, please credit Tiana Miller, most people never did. Pour one out for a legendary shitposter, people 🌈
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
They're gonna give that to Kissinger too.
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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"all oppressed people have a right to violence"
December 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now

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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
He will be boiled soon
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The local classical station has "bird notes", a short segment about a different bird every week, aimed at birders. It fucking rules.
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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"WE'RE SEEING SOMETHING DIFFERENT ON THE FIELD TONIGHT ISNT THAT RIGHT TODD"
"TOO RIGHT FRANK, WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT IS THE SO CALLED "BUTLERIAN" STYLE OF JIHAD THAT HAS BEEN THE TALK OF THE SEASON"
May 18, 2023 at 3:20 PM
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I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Don't agree with everything here but good discussion about how poverty in the US is much, much higher than outdated measures suggest. www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Our illiterate ungovernable Nazi cops will have shiny badges and new uniforms, that is the democratic promise
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Worked at the brick clamp today. Threw a lot of wood.
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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THE BEAST FROM 20,000 FATHOMS (1953)
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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every time i see this guy i will remember how he was kicked out of my friend’s rabbit owners groupchat for being a racist loser
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Twitter disabled Hebrew machine translation because they didn't want people to easily see how horribly genocidal israeli posts are.
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Been selling pottery for the first time and it's great that I was able to get rid of some of my crappiest pieces early. Sometimes it's convenient when incompetence is rewarded
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
@ingwit.bsky.social finally started watching Nichijou after you recommended it like 6 years ago. It's good.
November 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Remembering a favorite old tweet, by @rbelleme.bsky.social during the #NaNoWriMoOpeners game (paraphrased):

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"At long last, I have seized ALL the guns!" cackled Hitlery Clinton. But there was one gun she missed. I relaxed my sphincter.
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM