“…sitting alone with a glass pipe in one hand and a chalupa in the other
as he watched episodes of How I Met Your Mother on his laptop.”
as he watched episodes of How I Met Your Mother on his laptop.”
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
“…sitting alone with a glass pipe in one hand and a chalupa in the other
as he watched episodes of How I Met Your Mother on his laptop.”
as he watched episodes of How I Met Your Mother on his laptop.”
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"Some people view America as an accident of history—a more or less random selection of people, serendipitously assigned to a land, like every other people in any other land around the world." No. ICYMI @markhertling.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4im9nXz
I Helped the Army Remember Its Values. I Wish I Could Do the Same for the Country.
The virtues we uphold define who we are as soldiers or civilians, individuals or a nation.
lnk.thebulwark.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
"Some people view America as an accident of history—a more or less random selection of people, serendipitously assigned to a land, like every other people in any other land around the world." No. ICYMI @markhertling.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4im9nXz
everyone knows that such a pungent perambulation or miasmic meandering
is bound to be nothing more than a flatulent folly
no matter how many legumes were consumed
is bound to be nothing more than a flatulent folly
no matter how many legumes were consumed
Feeling gassy after Thanksgiving? Take a fart walk.
Light exercise after a big meal can help. Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
Light exercise after a big meal can help. Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
Column | Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal
Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
everyone knows that such a pungent perambulation or miasmic meandering
is bound to be nothing more than a flatulent folly
no matter how many legumes were consumed
is bound to be nothing more than a flatulent folly
no matter how many legumes were consumed
“These groups did not come to the New World seeking religious freedom.
The Pilgrims…came to America because they didn’t want to raise their children in a liberal society.
They wanted theocracy.
They wanted to be able to expel nonconformists and exert total control over culture.”
The Pilgrims…came to America because they didn’t want to raise their children in a liberal society.
They wanted theocracy.
They wanted to be able to expel nonconformists and exert total control over culture.”
The Pilgrims Were Doomsday Cultists
The settlers who arrived in Plymouth were not escaping religious persecution. They left on the Mayflower to establish a theocracy in the Americas.
www.thenation.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
“These groups did not come to the New World seeking religious freedom.
The Pilgrims…came to America because they didn’t want to raise their children in a liberal society.
They wanted theocracy.
They wanted to be able to expel nonconformists and exert total control over culture.”
The Pilgrims…came to America because they didn’t want to raise their children in a liberal society.
They wanted theocracy.
They wanted to be able to expel nonconformists and exert total control over culture.”
well that sounds ambitious
The year was 2021: The Heinz Gravy Boat was "on a mission to fight dryness by dousing every side dish in sight with gravy"
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
well that sounds ambitious
that’s just nuts
Thanksgiving in SoCal is me and my sweaty ass balls soaking through my underwear bc it’s sunny and 82 degrees
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
that’s just nuts
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Pope Leo XIV embarked on his first international trip as pontiff on Thursday, traveling to Turkey to start a six-day tour that will also include Lebanon. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/w...
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Pope Leo XIV embarked on his first international trip as pontiff on Thursday, traveling to Turkey to start a six-day tour that will also include Lebanon. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/w...
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With your help, we can slow down the pace of food insecurity in our communities.
Sign up with EV❤️NYC this winter
www.evloves.nyc
@nysoccertimes.com
@protagonistsoccer.bsky.social
Sign up with EV❤️NYC this winter
www.evloves.nyc
@nysoccertimes.com
@protagonistsoccer.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
With your help, we can slow down the pace of food insecurity in our communities.
Sign up with EV❤️NYC this winter
www.evloves.nyc
@nysoccertimes.com
@protagonistsoccer.bsky.social
Sign up with EV❤️NYC this winter
www.evloves.nyc
@nysoccertimes.com
@protagonistsoccer.bsky.social
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Ich have not yet read eny thinge of the Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK storye, and thys must be how celestial and serene angels feele as thei rotate peacefullye yn their crystal spheres
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Ich have not yet read eny thinge of the Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK storye, and thys must be how celestial and serene angels feele as thei rotate peacefullye yn their crystal spheres
my favorite Thanksgiving story has apparently reached a decade
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
my favorite Thanksgiving story has apparently reached a decade
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The Chiefs got Dak with pressure early on for the pick.
After that, he went 15/18 for 190 yds vs the blitz. 🥵
After that, he went 15/18 for 190 yds vs the blitz. 🥵
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The Chiefs got Dak with pressure early on for the pick.
After that, he went 15/18 for 190 yds vs the blitz. 🥵
After that, he went 15/18 for 190 yds vs the blitz. 🥵
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Dak Prescott’s league-leading fourth 300-yard game puts Dallas above .500 for the first time since Week 5 of last season.
The Cowboys have won three straight — and have beaten the Eagles and Chiefs in consecutive games.
The Cowboys have won three straight — and have beaten the Eagles and Chiefs in consecutive games.
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Dak Prescott’s league-leading fourth 300-yard game puts Dallas above .500 for the first time since Week 5 of last season.
The Cowboys have won three straight — and have beaten the Eagles and Chiefs in consecutive games.
The Cowboys have won three straight — and have beaten the Eagles and Chiefs in consecutive games.
having played Wii for close to two hours, my known progeny now devour apple pie and vanilla ice cream
while exchanging gossip
best Thanksgiving ever 🙏🏼
while exchanging gossip
best Thanksgiving ever 🙏🏼
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
having played Wii for close to two hours, my known progeny now devour apple pie and vanilla ice cream
while exchanging gossip
best Thanksgiving ever 🙏🏼
while exchanging gossip
best Thanksgiving ever 🙏🏼
“Hey do you want to want to play Wii Sports?”
“YES!”
Narrator: since they were babies 💕
“YES!”
Narrator: since they were babies 💕
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
“Hey do you want to want to play Wii Sports?”
“YES!”
Narrator: since they were babies 💕
“YES!”
Narrator: since they were babies 💕
kids devoured it
another Peruvian Thanksgiving dinner in the books
another Peruvian Thanksgiving dinner in the books
Paddington 1st Preview Bows Savoy Theatre 1/11/25 Magical
YouTube video by Andrew
youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
kids devoured it
another Peruvian Thanksgiving dinner in the books
another Peruvian Thanksgiving dinner in the books
*kids showing each other TikTok videos on their phones and laughing hysterically*
me: hey let me see
kids: no
me: hey let me see
kids: no
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
*kids showing each other TikTok videos on their phones and laughing hysterically*
me: hey let me see
kids: no
me: hey let me see
kids: no
dinner is ready
The Souljazz Orchestra - Tambour à deux peaux
YouTube video by Lega Dulabo
youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
dinner is ready
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My smoke alarm thinks it’s quite the highbrow food critic
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My smoke alarm thinks it’s quite the highbrow food critic
me: hey kids aiming for dinner at 6 do you want it later
kids:
kids:
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
me: hey kids aiming for dinner at 6 do you want it later
kids:
kids:
food so good it turns your Thanksgiving into a Spanxgiving
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
food so good it turns your Thanksgiving into a Spanxgiving
from the playlist
Adeniji
YouTube video by The Budos Band - Topic
youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
from the playlist
one of the reasons I love grilling in the backyard in late fall and winter, when it gets totally dark by 5pm
(cooking the Brussels sprouts and carrots now, crisping the turkey and veggie roll later)
is that I get to wear my super bright 3000 lumen headlamp
not just BDE but HGE (Huge Dad Energy)
(cooking the Brussels sprouts and carrots now, crisping the turkey and veggie roll later)
is that I get to wear my super bright 3000 lumen headlamp
not just BDE but HGE (Huge Dad Energy)
a man wearing a black shirt with a galaxy pattern is holding a beer
Alt: a middle-aged guy with a salt and pepper beard wearing a baseball cap, black shirt with a galaxy pattern, and white pants
dancing a light shuffle in front of a backyard grill wearing an oven mitt on one hand and holding tongs with the other
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
one of the reasons I love grilling in the backyard in late fall and winter, when it gets totally dark by 5pm
(cooking the Brussels sprouts and carrots now, crisping the turkey and veggie roll later)
is that I get to wear my super bright 3000 lumen headlamp
not just BDE but HGE (Huge Dad Energy)
(cooking the Brussels sprouts and carrots now, crisping the turkey and veggie roll later)
is that I get to wear my super bright 3000 lumen headlamp
not just BDE but HGE (Huge Dad Energy)
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If—for whatever reason—you don't (or can't) do anything special today, can't (or won't) be with others, won't (even if you want to) celebrate this day, I see you. (In fact, I see us.)
Even if you've muted words, you'll see posts about what others are doing. That's OK.
And so are we. ❤️
Even if you've muted words, you'll see posts about what others are doing. That's OK.
And so are we. ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If—for whatever reason—you don't (or can't) do anything special today, can't (or won't) be with others, won't (even if you want to) celebrate this day, I see you. (In fact, I see us.)
Even if you've muted words, you'll see posts about what others are doing. That's OK.
And so are we. ❤️
Even if you've muted words, you'll see posts about what others are doing. That's OK.
And so are we. ❤️
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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
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To Freud’s point that the manifest content of a dream is residue from the preceding dream-day and usually something banal that gets linked to something else more affectively-charged. We can assume Nancy probably walked past that advertisement every day.
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 27,1947
November 27,1947
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
To Freud’s point that the manifest content of a dream is residue from the preceding dream-day and usually something banal that gets linked to something else more affectively-charged. We can assume Nancy probably walked past that advertisement every day.