Rachel (taylor’s version)
@rachelheiss.bsky.social
she/her, lds, swiftie, I mostly bake and read
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seems like—I know this sounds crazy, but let me just quickly throw it out there, on the remote chance there might be something to it—a pattern
The 16-year-old boy accused of shooting two classmates at Evergreen High School embraced conspiratorial, antisemitic and white supremacist social media content
Evergreen High School shooter embraced Columbine, antisemitism and white supremacy online
Review shows that Desmond Holly also posted online about Columbine shooting and a picture of a revolver
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September 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
seems like—I know this sounds crazy, but let me just quickly throw it out there, on the remote chance there might be something to it—a pattern
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i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
August 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
I am still upset that pietro maximoff was killed off in age of ultron 😔🙏
July 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I am still upset that pietro maximoff was killed off in age of ultron 😔🙏
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Oldest is 18 today! Some we now have an adult daughter?! Seems fake.
July 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Oldest is 18 today! Some we now have an adult daughter?! Seems fake.
forgot jenna coleman was very briefly in captain america
July 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
forgot jenna coleman was very briefly in captain america
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oh man @rachelheiss.bsky.social just made these cookies with browned butter, browned milk solids, and crushed pretzels to maximize maillard-iness and they're so good
July 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
oh man @rachelheiss.bsky.social just made these cookies with browned butter, browned milk solids, and crushed pretzels to maximize maillard-iness and they're so good
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I hate when someone is trying to FaceTime me and I have to light my phone on fire.
July 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I hate when someone is trying to FaceTime me and I have to light my phone on fire.
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America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.
Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
July 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.
Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
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🎶 ain’t no need to hurry cause baby I de-liver 🎶 (chappell roan if zeus put her in charge of punishing prometheus)
May 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
🎶 ain’t no need to hurry cause baby I de-liver 🎶 (chappell roan if zeus put her in charge of punishing prometheus)
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Taylor Swift now owns her masters for her first six albums.
May 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Taylor Swift now owns her masters for her first six albums.
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my favourite activity 🤡
May 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
my favourite activity 🤡
🎶 ain’t no need to hurry cause baby I de-liver 🎶 (chappell roan if zeus put her in charge of punishing prometheus)
May 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
🎶 ain’t no need to hurry cause baby I de-liver 🎶 (chappell roan if zeus put her in charge of punishing prometheus)
R2-D2 cross stitch!
May 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
R2-D2 cross stitch!
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Incredible quote from the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde
May 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Incredible quote from the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde
Incredible quote from the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde
May 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Incredible quote from the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde
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SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
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2025 Easter Egg Smackdown was a success!
April 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
2025 Easter Egg Smackdown was a success!
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aslan is not an allegory for jesus. the narnia books could not be clearer. jesus is a shape-shifter and in narnia, he has turned into a talking lion, animorphs-style. what are you not getting about this.
April 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
aslan is not an allegory for jesus. the narnia books could not be clearer. jesus is a shape-shifter and in narnia, he has turned into a talking lion, animorphs-style. what are you not getting about this.
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wax statue museum employee: no for the last time they are all just statues any. other. questions.
me:
me:
also is that really hillary clinton
April 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
wax statue museum employee: no for the last time they are all just statues any. other. questions.
me:
me:
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once again, "having rizz" is paying homage to rizzo the rat. not many people know this
March 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
once again, "having rizz" is paying homage to rizzo the rat. not many people know this
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The entire country is being run by people who would either hide being bit by a zombie or openly brag about it
March 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The entire country is being run by people who would either hide being bit by a zombie or openly brag about it
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heck yeah homemade king cakes by @rachelheiss.bsky.social
March 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
heck yeah homemade king cakes by @rachelheiss.bsky.social
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It's wild that we're at the stage of life with a kid in college—and she's been (in)directly connected to BYU for her whole life, so it's exciting she's headed there now!
February 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It's wild that we're at the stage of life with a kid in college—and she's been (in)directly connected to BYU for her whole life, so it's exciting she's headed there now!