Raccoon Running with Scissors
@raccoonrunning.bsky.social
A person of micro-niche consequence that likes both kinds of movies. Good and bad.
Unserious quips with mirthful intent.
FC Cincinnati
🌱 6b
#StuffMyWifeSendsMe
#RaccWatch
#WatchLaterRacc
#EarlySkies
Discord: Durrant1010 / RaccoonRunning
Unserious quips with mirthful intent.
FC Cincinnati
🌱 6b
#StuffMyWifeSendsMe
#RaccWatch
#WatchLaterRacc
#EarlySkies
Discord: Durrant1010 / RaccoonRunning
Dilemma... mouth off when I see a big account quote skeet a small one so the big can show off why they are so great while both missing the joke and sucking fun out of bsky...
Mirth man, mirth!
I reigned myself in folks and boy are my arms tired! Y'all have been a wonderful. Please tip your server
Mirth man, mirth!
I reigned myself in folks and boy are my arms tired! Y'all have been a wonderful. Please tip your server
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Dilemma... mouth off when I see a big account quote skeet a small one so the big can show off why they are so great while both missing the joke and sucking fun out of bsky...
Mirth man, mirth!
I reigned myself in folks and boy are my arms tired! Y'all have been a wonderful. Please tip your server
Mirth man, mirth!
I reigned myself in folks and boy are my arms tired! Y'all have been a wonderful. Please tip your server
Excited.
Finishing up my first external voice acting submittal... Performing a Sunbow Animation style Destro (Arthur Burghardt) for a small YouTube station.
Whether there is interest or not, it's fun creating the submittal too to bottom.
Finishing up my first external voice acting submittal... Performing a Sunbow Animation style Destro (Arthur Burghardt) for a small YouTube station.
Whether there is interest or not, it's fun creating the submittal too to bottom.
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Excited.
Finishing up my first external voice acting submittal... Performing a Sunbow Animation style Destro (Arthur Burghardt) for a small YouTube station.
Whether there is interest or not, it's fun creating the submittal too to bottom.
Finishing up my first external voice acting submittal... Performing a Sunbow Animation style Destro (Arthur Burghardt) for a small YouTube station.
Whether there is interest or not, it's fun creating the submittal too to bottom.
You're not really 4am awake unless you like this skeet
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
You're not really 4am awake unless you like this skeet
Reposted by Raccoon Running with Scissors
“There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found.” - Tom Waits
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
“There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found.” - Tom Waits
Reposted by Raccoon Running with Scissors
Sometimes people are offering a service you would never thought you wanted until it becomes something you intensely need.
...and that friends. That. Is the essence of marketing
...and that friends. That. Is the essence of marketing
New service where I come around to your house with this mucilage bottle with dried glue on over the rubber applicator so you can peel it off.
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Sometimes people are offering a service you would never thought you wanted until it becomes something you intensely need.
...and that friends. That. Is the essence of marketing
...and that friends. That. Is the essence of marketing
Guillermo del Toro's Cheech and Chong's Next Movie
Guillermo del Toro’s Liar Liar
Guillermo del Toro’s The Carey Treatment
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Guillermo del Toro's Cheech and Chong's Next Movie
Realizing my knife stuck in the grapefruit allowing me to free up a hand might be attributed as menecing if I didn't do this to let my fluffy kitty man back inside after he insisted on going onto the porch while it was raining.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Realizing my knife stuck in the grapefruit allowing me to free up a hand might be attributed as menecing if I didn't do this to let my fluffy kitty man back inside after he insisted on going onto the porch while it was raining.
Reposted by Raccoon Running with Scissors
holy shit dude
Steamed Hams but it was banned in the USSR
YouTube video by Tyrone Deise
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
holy shit dude
I slept over 9 hours overnight. 8:20pm - 5:30am.
Please clap
Please clap
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I slept over 9 hours overnight. 8:20pm - 5:30am.
Please clap
Please clap
Popular mechanics... You promised me there'd be flying cars by 2005.
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Popular mechanics... You promised me there'd be flying cars by 2005.
I have it in good authority that Charlie Brown doesn't like turkey on Thanksgiving
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I have it in good authority that Charlie Brown doesn't like turkey on Thanksgiving
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since, Charlie Brown
Have the lambs stopped screaming, Charlie Brown?
Never get out of the boat, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 AM
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since, Charlie Brown
How many barrels will thy vengeance yield thee even if thou gettest it, Charlie Brown
King Kong ain't got nothin on me, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 AM
How many barrels will thy vengeance yield thee even if thou gettest it, Charlie Brown
Been a bit since I posted some #StuffMyWifeSendsMe. She's promising to send more bangers my way to increase productivity
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Been a bit since I posted some #StuffMyWifeSendsMe. She's promising to send more bangers my way to increase productivity
Gentlemen… it's not a rebrand, it's a reawakening. We’re not selling an SGLT2 Inhibitor called Jardiance. It's Swole Taint.
The bold name makes women blush and men forget about diabetes and heart disease... the swelling isn’t a defect... it’s a signal begging curiosity to becomes obsession.
The bold name makes women blush and men forget about diabetes and heart disease... the swelling isn’t a defect... it’s a signal begging curiosity to becomes obsession.
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Gentlemen… it's not a rebrand, it's a reawakening. We’re not selling an SGLT2 Inhibitor called Jardiance. It's Swole Taint.
The bold name makes women blush and men forget about diabetes and heart disease... the swelling isn’t a defect... it’s a signal begging curiosity to becomes obsession.
The bold name makes women blush and men forget about diabetes and heart disease... the swelling isn’t a defect... it’s a signal begging curiosity to becomes obsession.
Reposted by Raccoon Running with Scissors
My cat’s philosophy is Move Fast and Break Things
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
My cat’s philosophy is Move Fast and Break Things
Neanderthal were all heathens. Not a one of them believed in Jesus 😏
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Neanderthal were all heathens. Not a one of them believed in Jesus 😏
Reposted by Raccoon Running with Scissors
Watching Spy X Family I chose to believe this is a reference to Specterman's main villain, Dr Gorey
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Watching Spy X Family I chose to believe this is a reference to Specterman's main villain, Dr Gorey
Me securing brown sugar in both a quart sized followed by a gallon sized ziplock to prevent it from turning into a brick before I finish using it.
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Me securing brown sugar in both a quart sized followed by a gallon sized ziplock to prevent it from turning into a brick before I finish using it.
November 19, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Me securing brown sugar in both a quart sized followed by a gallon sized ziplock to prevent it from turning into a brick before I finish using it.
Da fuq.
Christmas sales haven't even ended and I'm seeing Halloween decorations already on the shelf
Christmas sales haven't even ended and I'm seeing Halloween decorations already on the shelf
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Da fuq.
Christmas sales haven't even ended and I'm seeing Halloween decorations already on the shelf
Christmas sales haven't even ended and I'm seeing Halloween decorations already on the shelf