Quetzi
@quetzi.bsky.social
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quetzi.bsky.social
Quote this with the first four horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you.

- Green Room
- Re-Animator
- A Wounded Fawn
- Plus One
mskellymhayes.bsky.social
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you.

- You're Next
- A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night
- Tigers Are Not Afraid
- La Llorona
wiswell.bsky.social
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

I'll go first:
-Silence of the Lambs
-I Saw the Devil
-Coherence
-Jaws
quetzi.bsky.social
I'm going to print out a binder of dumb things I saw every week to hand to you.
quetzi.bsky.social
Agreeing to make gumbo within 48 hours of a covid shot was maybe a mistake. This roux is going to make my shoulder fall off.
quetzi.bsky.social
He gets hit by a police car to send him there initially; the vehicle is still an important part of the equation.
quetzi.bsky.social
I have had people literally get out of their cars and throw hands. After, you know, I tapped on their hood because they tried to roll through an active crosswalk.
quetzi.bsky.social
This made me realize that I have no idea who it's actually in Alien Earth. Timothy Olyphant is a big selling point for me!
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jjinandtonic.bsky.social
The ultimate greek hero alignment graph:

Bear
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Hubris———————————Himbo
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Twink
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frankydcat.bsky.social
timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
quetzi.bsky.social
It will mostly "work" I believe. I've encountered people using Brita filters in home distilling and making clarified milk punch, so you can definitely make something that way.
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krrrrrrk.filthandbugs.com
my buddy had a dream about "newport snows" which where like, spearmint, not menthol
so i made it for him in photoshop
and got carried away
fake newport packs of cigs
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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raxkingisdead.bsky.social
guy who says ‘put er there pal’ before going in for a sensual tongue kiss
quetzi.bsky.social
Okay but what about Where's Waldo?
quetzi.bsky.social
I did similar in high school, except instead of reading the summary a guy named Justin in my gym class would tell me the entire story every time.
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nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social
1800 block of South Western Avenue in Chicago
Three images of street art in Pilsen. 
First shows Superman punching an ICE agent in paramilitary uniform. 
Second shows that somebody covered over Superman with black paint 
Third shows the artist went back and, in place of Superman, he painted Superman's dog Krypto pissing on the ICE agent.
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tatenokami.bsky.social
Reminded me of one of the best posts of all time
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duniagamemaster.bsky.social
It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
quetzi.bsky.social
I'm fond of Edward Topsell's, which is also the indirect reason for some weird D&D monsters: archive.org/details/hist...

I also recently picked up this weird "modern bestiary" that's kind of a different thing but I think it's very charming if you're into bestiaries: www.bestiaryanthropocene.com